Woooooooot!!! People magazine is reporting today that Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon HAVE BROKEN-UP!! GyllenSpoon are DUNZO, Y’ALL!!!
People first tweeted the good news:
Breaking News: Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have broken up!
And then they posted the “full story” online:
Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have split, a source close to the actress tells PEOPLE. No further details were given.
You’ll pardon me whilst I go do cartwheels all over my apartment (then out the door and down the street) despite the minimal details … I’ll update the story should any new deets become available … but can I just say WOOOOOOOOOOT!!! one more time?! Jakey poo is single again … and all is, once again, right with the world.
UPDATE: People have posted a new info from reps for both Jake and Reese that deny that the couple have broken up:
Despite reports, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are still very much a couple, according to their reps. Although a source close to the couple says their relationship has ended, reps for both say, “it is not true.” Nanci Ryder and Carrie Byalick, who rep Witherspoon and Gyllenhaal respectively, tell PEOPLE, “They are still together.”
Boo. I mean, I guess I’d expect the reps to deny a report like this but … well … I went and got my hopes up and everything. I guess we’ll have to see if these two rush out to be photographed together to see where things stand. At least I got in a few cartwheels when the initial story broke … it was deffo fun while it lasted ;)
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@Erin – Leo, Me too.
Trent- that is true. We have all been there.
Good to strike a balance and keep an eye open though.
If you said it in a lighter matter Trent, nobody would be critiquing you. All me & others are saying is the way the post is, it makes it out like you are actually happy these 2 people broke up. We all have celebs crushes, it just looks classless, i’m sorry
@Smoo — Ok. People are free to critique whatever they like, I’m totally fine with it :) I’ll be over here doing cartwheels.
I wonder how jake would feel about you cheering on the break up of a person he loved and maybe still does love. Just seems rather rude honestly. Comin off more like Perez than Trent
God you complainers are such losers. Comin off like loser LOSERS!
I celebrated when the rumors first swirled that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel broke up so I understand your excitement, Trent. Just keep on doing what you do. We’ll still love you. :)
get back 2 gether it will be better4 the bouth of you lol love u borh of u friend sherri lawson HAWAII KAUAI
@ All Woman Stalker – that is exactly what I did. I read every post sitting here at my desk! Lots of LOL’s.
Like Jake and Reese give a rats fat ass what anyone else thinks of them being together or breaking up.
Trent Rocks!
the reason why a lot of people go to your blog trent is because you have a heart. A lot of us don’t like some person like Perez who destroys celebs like this. Doing cartwheels because any 2 people break up (short of an abusive relationship) is truly heartless
@Smoo — Heartless? Seriously? LOL.
boo frickety hoo
oh my stars above – some folks put on their nuttyboots this morning!
leaving aside the fact that this is a celebrity gossip site (and that people seem to be reacting with dismay that this particular post reminds them too much of another celebrity gossip site) trent’s persona on here is exactly that: a persona. and his persona has a longstanding giddy crush on jake g. he calls him “jakey poo” for heaven’s sake. it’s a construction in the name of fun. and it IS fun. that’s understood. is it not? what i see here is trent speaking from his own reaction to the news, through his persona on this site. it’s silly, and understood to be snarky. yes? no? i highly doubt if trent were standing in a room with reese witherspoon he’d be pointing and laughing at her. i also highly doubt that if reese witherspoon read this thing, she’d take any offense.
that said, can we get off the whole “poor reese” thing? what if she dumped him? (provided it was a real relationship, and not one management company dumping the other management company.) aren’t women allowed to seek elsewhere, or to make up and/or change their minds, rather than be passive players in their own (romantic) lives? if not, i’ve been doing things VERY wrong for while now…. yikes.
further, some posts here outstrip any “rude” comments by trent pretty much by light years. can someone explain that phenomenon to me? “how dare you be happy jake is single – you @(*$^(@*$^*@&#*@ – i wish the WORST for you in your personal life! blahblahviciousblah!!!!” it reads like bloodthirst. calm the eff down.
@laure75 – a “gay” IS a real man.