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Earlier today we learned the disappointing yet not at all surprising news that Levi Johnston‘s Playgirl “nudie” photospread will NOT, I repeat will NOT show any penis. But this afternoon, Playgirl is giving us our first look at what we will be seeing when the photospread is finally released (link NSFW) later on this week … behold:

Levi Johnston gets naked for PLAYGIRL.com! Our photo shoot with Levi this past Thursday and Friday was outstanding! Stay tuned in the next few days for the first of several steamy photo sets of Alaska’s hottest hunk. Become a member of PLAYGIRL.com and see Levi Johnston nude!

I find it very misleading for Playgirl to announce that Johnston will be “nude” and not mention that he will not be “full frontally” nude. It sounds like all we’re gonna get is a bunch of carefully posed photos that show bare ass, a hockey stick and not much more. To be fair, the photos can still be very hot as one needn’t show it all for a photo to be steamy (which is likely what this “wet armpit” preview photo wants us to believe) … it just seems incredibly lame for Levi Johnston to fall short of expectations, as it were, and wimp out on showing us everything he’s got to offer.

UPDATE: The Insider is airing a commercial that announces that they were on set for Levi‘s Playgirl shoot and will preview some of the pics tonight — after the jump, check out a couple of screencaps from that commercial to get a peek at what’s in store …

LOL! I don’t normally watch The Insider or Entertainment Tonight … but tonight’s eps might be worth DVRing so that I can catch the LULz from Johnston‘s Playgirl photoshoot set.

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