Nov 6, 2009
Elijah Wood Dons The Porn’stache
Boy II Man

Twilight‘s Jackson Rathbone had one, HeroesZachary Quinto had one … and, of course, we fondly remember that Jude Law had one … now everyone’s favorite Hobbit Elijah Wood has a porn’stache of his own … behold:


Okay, so mebbe this isn’t really a “porn’stache” per se as much as it is just a sad attempt at facial hair … but at least it’s something! Something tells me that Elijah decided to jump on the porn’stache bandwagon in order to appear more grown up and sexy … but I’m afraid that not even a full beard would be able to achieve either … not that Elijah has the ability to grow anything other than spotty facial hair. I suppose you can’t blame the young man for trying … mebbe there’s a cougar out there who’ll give his attempt at facial hair a second look.

[Photo credit: Splash News]

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13 Comments. Add Yours

  1. rachel says:

    It’s “movember”

  2. Renee says:

    @rachel – that’s exactly what I was going to write.

    Movember (the month formerly known as November) is a moustache growing charity event held during November each year that raises funds and awareness for men’s health.

  3. Megan says:

    I totally agree with Rachel and Renee. Many men are sporting the ‘stache this month; Movember is the new November.

  4. AmyM says:

    Exactly!!! Movember y’all.

  5. malcolm says:

    Trent I see that its comedy you’re going for, but really? Dude is just chillin and doesnt shave.. not trying to prove anything… and you judge him. Thats just how his kit grows. Chill out.

  6. Chivonne says:

    Uh, Trent? I love him k? He’s adorable and I think it looks cute on him. Plus, Movember!

  7. Luvly.Miss says:

    I Dont see y there makin such a big deal bout it??? Its a Movember that raises money for a gwd thing111

  8. MizzJ says:

    Has anyone confirmed whether he is doing it for Movember? Otherwise we’re just giving him a convenient excuse for looking like a boyish pirate.

  9. Sandi says:

    He is filming….uh, here’s a stretch maybe its for the role? He’s had one before…lazy shaving habits? Movember…what ever…it doesn’t look that bad..and sorry…he’s both a “grown up” and “sexy” with or without the facial hair…Don’t hate…

  10. stolidog says:

    I think you meant “chicken hawk” rather than “cougar”….

  11. loveElijah says:

    I Love it, and i think he does looks sexy and hot,but then what do you know, you probably don’t grow facial hair… you’re like a plain bagel :p

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