Elijah Wood Dons The Porn’stache
Twilight’s Jackson Rathbone had one, Heroes‘ Zachary Quinto had one … and, of course, we fondly remember that Jude Law had one … now everyone’s favorite Hobbit Elijah Wood has a porn’stache of his own … behold:
Okay, so mebbe this isn’t really a “porn’stache” per se as much as it is just a sad attempt at facial hair … but at least it’s something! Something tells me that Elijah decided to jump on the porn’stache bandwagon in order to appear more grown up and sexy … but I’m afraid that not even a full beard would be able to achieve either … not that Elijah has the ability to grow anything other than spotty facial hair. I suppose you can’t blame the young man for trying … mebbe there’s a cougar out there who’ll give his attempt at facial hair a second look.
[Photo credit: Splash News]
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November 6th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
It’s “movember”
November 6th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
@rachel – that’s exactly what I was going to write.
Movember (the month formerly known as November) is a moustache growing charity event held during November each year that raises funds and awareness for men’s health.
November 6th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
I totally agree with Rachel and Renee. Many men are sporting the ’stache this month; Movember is the new November.
November 6th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Exactly!!! Movember y’all.
November 6th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Trent I see that its comedy you’re going for, but really? Dude is just chillin and doesnt shave.. not trying to prove anything… and you judge him. Thats just how his kit grows. Chill out.
November 6th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Uh, Trent? I love him k? He’s adorable and I think it looks cute on him. Plus, Movember!
November 6th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
@malcolm — I’m totally chill … chillin’ like a villain on penicillin.
November 6th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
I Dont see y there makin such a big deal bout it??? Its a Movember that raises money for a gwd thing111
November 7th, 2009 at 1:14 am
Has anyone confirmed whether he is doing it for Movember? Otherwise we’re just giving him a convenient excuse for looking like a boyish pirate.
November 7th, 2009 at 5:45 am
He is filming….uh, here’s a stretch maybe its for the role? He’s had one before…lazy shaving habits? Movember…what ever…it doesn’t look that bad..and sorry…he’s both a “grown up” and “sexy” with or without the facial hair…Don’t hate…
November 7th, 2009 at 9:25 am
@Sandi — I don’t hate.
November 9th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
I think you meant “chicken hawk” rather than “cougar”….