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Horror of Horrors!!!! There is a new report going around today that alleges that Victoria Prince has gotten herself pregs with the spawn of Kevin Federline! Now, before we lose our heads (and let’s be honest here, I’m almost there), let me clarify that the inital report comes from The National Enquirer which doesn’t have the best track record when it comes to reporting true stories … but they do tend to get some things very right, which is where the terrifying concern comes in. If true, Vicky P. will be the third woman to give birth to a Federline child … his fifth overall! Yikes!!!

Kevin Federline’s girlfriend may soon be sporting a baby bump to match the former rapper’s buzzed about Buddha belly. Pro-volleyball Victoria Prince is reportedly several weeks pregnant with what will be Federline’s fifth child, The National Enquirer has learned. Last summer, Victoria quit working to accompany Kevin around the globe. After one pregnancy false alarm earlier this year, the athlete begin to suspect that she was pregnant after the couple spent two weeks in Las Vegas in late September. Kevin — who will be whipping himself into shape on the new season of VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club – already has four children; daughter Kori, 7, and son Kaleb, 5, with ex Shar Jackson and sons Sean, 4, and Jayden, 3, with Britney; and was less than pleased with the idea of doing diaper duty with yet a third “baby mama.” A source says: “The test was positive. She told Kevin that she was pregnant, but he didn’t seem happy to hear the news.” What’s not to be happy about? Another Federline baby means a bigger alimony check from Britney. Focus, Kevin!

Ye gods … I know I’ve joked before about K-Fed lookin’ like he’s rockin’ a baby bump but this is no laughing matter — this is serious biz. I cannot FOR THE LIFE OF ME imagine a scenario where the world would need another Federline but … our deepest, darkest fears may be realized. I am hoping beyond hope that the National Enquirer is wrong about this report … please gods, don’t let this be true. I’m horrified and speechless at the prospect … why, gods, why?

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