Did Kevin Federline Get Girlfriend Victoria Prince Pregnant?
Horror of Horrors!!!! There is a new report going around today that alleges that Victoria Prince has gotten herself pregs with the spawn of Kevin Federline! Now, before we lose our heads (and let’s be honest here, I’m almost there), let me clarify that the inital report comes from The National Enquirer which doesn’t have the best track record when it comes to reporting true stories … but they do tend to get some things very right, which is where the terrifying concern comes in. If true, Vicky P. will be the third woman to give birth to a Federline child … his fifth overall! Yikes!!!
Kevin Federline’s girlfriend may soon be sporting a baby bump to match the former rapper’s buzzed about Buddha belly. Pro-volleyball Victoria Prince is reportedly several weeks pregnant with what will be Federline’s fifth child, The National Enquirer has learned. Last summer, Victoria quit working to accompany Kevin around the globe. After one pregnancy false alarm earlier this year, the athlete begin to suspect that she was pregnant after the couple spent two weeks in Las Vegas in late September. Kevin — who will be whipping himself into shape on the new season of VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club – already has four children; daughter Kori, 7, and son Kaleb, 5, with ex Shar Jackson and sons Sean, 4, and Jayden, 3, with Britney; and was less than pleased with the idea of doing diaper duty with yet a third “baby mama.” A source says: “The test was positive. She told Kevin that she was pregnant, but he didn’t seem happy to hear the news.” What’s not to be happy about? Another Federline baby means a bigger alimony check from Britney. Focus, Kevin!
Ye gods … I know I’ve joked before about K-Fed lookin’ like he’s rockin’ a baby bump but this is no laughing matter — this is serious biz. I cannot FOR THE LIFE OF ME imagine a scenario where the world would need another Federline but … our deepest, darkest fears may be realized. I am hoping beyond hope that the National Enquirer is wrong about this report … please gods, don’t let this be true. I’m horrified and speechless at the prospect … why, gods, why?
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November 5th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
This guy needs a box of condoms and give Victoria the birth control pill or K Fed should be snip snip
November 5th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
OMG, hey at least her kid will be taken care of by Brittney!!
November 5th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
That boy has some Super Duper Sperm.
November 5th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
I know you didn’t write the original article, but whomever did is really stupid. He’s not going to be getting more alimony from Britney because he knocked up someone else, and if I were Britney I’d start asking for backup receipts for those child support payments to ensure that one of these losers has to get a job.
Poor Brit, it’s bad enough she has to support this loser but I suspect also his first two children, the first baby mama and his present ho, but now another child.
Jamie stop this now.
November 5th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
You would think he would’ve had a vasectomy by now?? He obviously doesn’t know how to use condoms because Jayden James was an oops baby and I’m guessing the ones he had with Shar Jackson were too.
November 5th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
I am going to hold off on my opinion. Tabloids sometimes get baby bumps right, but they get them wrong soooooo often. The times when they are correct are more memorable, but I would guess the number of times when they are incorrect are far greater.
November 5th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
….not to mention that would require that she actually find “it”, and with that much belly hanging down, don’ t know if it would be possible!
November 5th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
I’m confused as to why anybody would even want to have sex with Kevin Federline…What does V. Prince see in him!? Is it the bouncing pot belly or the saggy man boobs?
November 5th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Who ever wrote this is stupid 1. Britney pays kfat child support, not alimony she stopped paying him alimony in 2008 2. she only pays child support for her 2 kids nothing more, kfat can knock up a zillion ho’s and she wouldn’t have to pay a dime, Britney’s only responsibility is to her kids.
November 5th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
@Jadedkitten — Actually, Britney pays a lot more than just for just her 2 sons. K-Fed gets thousands of dollars more each month for him and his girlfriend to travel the world so that Britney can be with her sons. K-Fed has used his children to get more money from Britney regularly, there is no reason not to believe he won’t continue to do so.
November 5th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
@ I know all that Trent but that’s not the point I was trying to make if this ho is knocked up Kfat can’t take Britney to court for child support for it like that article suggested that was my point. In fact kfat gravy train end this month, so he’s gonna have to find a way to make due with only 20k a month from now on, and then only 15k a month when Britney fills for 50/50 custody when this conservatorship ends which according to TMZ is looking like it’s gonna happen in December.
November 5th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
@ jadedkitten: that is true. he actually went to court to get like 11 grand or something like that to TRAVEL and “take care” of the kids just so she could take her kids with her on tour. he wouldn’t budge unless she signed this to him. it’s really sad that he’s using her dark times against her to basically bleed her dry now. and here’s what he’ll do IF this girl is pregnant: he’ll say ” need more money to watch the kids on tour b/c I cannot afford a nanny and watch my new baby and you can’t take the kids b/c victoria can’t travel due to pregnancy so pay us money or you don’t see your kids at all”
offsides: when is Celebrity Fit Club?? b/c if it already aired it didn’t do a damn bit of good for him. he must have bailed halfway through the series.
November 5th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
@dana j it doesn’t air till February.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
@Annie – that’s exactly what I was thinking. 8-O To quote Dorothy Zbornak, with one slight edit: “Condoms, Kevin, condoms, condoms, condoms!”
November 5th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
ohhh gosh brit go get your kids ahhh
i hope the reports are true that brit brit might go and fight for full custody
sorry for the English
but you what i mean..
November 5th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Just like Bob Barker tells everyone to help control the pet population by getting your pet spade or neutered, we need to help control the Federline population by getting Victoria spade and K-Fat neutered!
November 5th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Ok while i am not a kfed supporter. quite frankly i think he needs to stop procreating. He was there for his kids when brti couldnt be and yes he may be money hungry and what not but like i said just a sec ago he took care of those kids and had he not been there who knows what would have happened. but yes i hope these reports are not true as well.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
I am super pissed about this. This child is going to be brought up with NO work ethic and will most likely come out of the womb wearing a white tshirt and manpris.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Oh, say it isn’t so!!!
November 5th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
this dude needs his balls cut off or something!
November 6th, 2009 at 1:09 am
On a completely random thought I just had, I thought I would just interject it to get some more input. I’m not sure if this is the case or not… but. If true, this could -potentially- be a good thing? Now before you all freak out, yes I think it is a horrible thing for him to spawn more little kids… but… Is it possible for Britney to use this against him? Like to lower his child support and have to stop paying money to him to tour, etc. Can’t this be argued as a lack of disregard to his children with her, etc. I know it might sound stupid… or me just grasping at straws because I hate him… but really I would like to see if she could go anywhere with that arguement since he is a leech who spends HER MONEY frivolously. Ugh, I hate him, he’s such a dick.
November 6th, 2009 at 4:22 am
Just waiting for it to be confirmed until then i will be praying this baby is not in the making!!!
November 6th, 2009 at 7:35 am
@Joanna: LOL!
November 6th, 2009 at 8:26 am
With that huge belly he was rockin’ how could she even find his……um……manhood?
November 6th, 2009 at 8:44 am
man need to learn what birth control is!!! isn’t this like is 6th kid?!?!?!
November 6th, 2009 at 9:27 am
@CJ This would be his fifth… that he knows of.
November 6th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Bahaha i love how you pointed out it was victoria and not K-fed! You brighten my day Trent.