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Woooooooot!!! People magazine is reporting today that Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon HAVE BROKEN-UP!! GyllenSpoon are DUNZO, Y’ALL!!!

People first tweeted the good news:

Breaking News: Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have broken up!

And then they posted the “full story” online:

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have split, a source close to the actress tells PEOPLE. No further details were given.

You’ll pardon me whilst I go do cartwheels all over my apartment (then out the door and down the street) despite the minimal details … I’ll update the story should any new deets become available … but can I just say WOOOOOOOOOOT!!! one more time?! Jakey poo is single again … and all is, once again, right with the world.

UPDATE: People have posted a new info from reps for both Jake and Reese that deny that the couple have broken up:

Despite reports, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are still very much a couple, according to their reps. Although a source close to the couple says their relationship has ended, reps for both say, “it is not true.” Nanci Ryder and Carrie Byalick, who rep Witherspoon and Gyllenhaal respectively, tell PEOPLE, “They are still together.”

Boo. I mean, I guess I’d expect the reps to deny a report like this but … well … I went and got my hopes up and everything. I guess we’ll have to see if these two rush out to be photographed together to see where things stand. At least I got in a few cartwheels when the initial story broke … it was deffo fun while it lasted ;)

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True Blood hottie Ryan Kwanten celebrated his 33rd birthday in Las Vegas, NV this weekend getting the party started at dinner with friends at TAO on Friday night before hitting up LAVO nightclub inside The Palazzo on Saturday night (his actual birthday). Here are a couple photos of Ryan at his bday celebration last night … unfortch for us, tho, he was fully clothed:

I understand that Ryan made sure to have the Don Julio Tequila flowin’ all weekend long and had himself a grand ol’ time. Mr. Kwanten has become one of my fave new celebs … his body of work, as it were, on True Blood made me an instant fan. I can’t wait to see more from him. Let’s send all of our Birthday Lurve to Ryan this weekend and wish him many Happy Birthdays to come!!

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• For some reason, Tiger Woods doesn’t seem interested in talking with police after his mysterious car accident Friday morning.
• David Hasselhoff under involuntary psychiatric hold?
• Tom Arnold gets hitched … again.
• Nick Simmons releases his own comic book.
• Ving Rhames has got some tax probs.
• Tawny Kitaen has been officially charged with DUI after her arrest in September.
• Ashley Greene contends that vampire sex is better than regular sex.
• The Game is 30, Anna Faris is 33, Jonathan Knight of New Kids on the Block is 41, Don Cheadle is 45 and Garry Shandling is 60 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Morrissey believes that suicide is “honorable”.

Earlier today we got an unexpected treat when those sexy photos of Cleveland Indians baseball player Grady Sizemore hit the Internets but it is now time for our appointed date with the Hot Dude of the Week! Say hello to a fine young chap named Nicky:

Yeah, there is something to be said for a dude with a nice, close-cropped haircut with just a bit of scruff … those chiseled abs aren’t so bad either. I don’t know about you but I kinda like the simple tighty whities … not all guys can pull them off but Nicky does a damn fine job methinks. Three cheers for Nicky, today’s Hot Dude of the Week!! Enjoy!!

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Back in September we learned that singer/actress Shirley Manson and Hobbit/actor Elijah Wood had been chosen as the new spokespeople for Oliver Peoples Eyewear and in October we got to see the first images from the Oliver Peoples Eyewear Spring 2010 ad campaign … today, we get to see a few more photos from that ad campaign:

I said it before, I’ll say it again … one can never have too much Shirley Manson in one’s life. She is too fab for words. After the jump, check out 3 more Oliver Peoples ad campaign photos to see Shirley interacting with Elijah …

Here are a couple of really cute pics of Tobey Maquire who plays Spider-Man on the big screen playing Spider-Man with his daughter Ruby Sweetheart and his son Otis Tobias (not pictured) on a playground in West Hollywood, CA earlier this week:

He doesn’t start shooting Spider-Man 4 until March but Tobey Maguire was getting some rehearsal in — well sort of — Friday in a park with his kids. Tobey and his jewelry designer wife Jennifer Meyer had their little ones, Ruby, 3, and Otis, 18 months, in a West Hollywood park on Friday when Tobey broke into a Spider-Man routine. Ruby and Otis loved it, smiling and laughing along with their dad. We loved it too. Tobey is one cool dad.

Cute!! Normally I’d prefer to see Tobey “hangin’” out in his tight-fitting Spider-Man costume but I don’t mind these photos at all. It looks like he has having more fun than his kids were ;) So cute!!

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Okay … I know what a lot of you are prolly thinkin’ … Who is Grady Sizemore? Well … let me tell you … Sizemore is a baseball player for the Cleveland Indians and he has been dating Playboy Playmate Brittany Binger. Apparently, Sizemore is very fond of taking sexy photos of himself with his iPhone and likes to send them to his girlfriend … and has been doing so for many months. For some reason now — mebbe a fight, mebbe a break-up — his Playmate girlfriend has decided to leak sexy iPhone photos to the Internets … for our viewing pleasure:

Grady Sizemore is dating a Playboy Playmate, Brittany Binger. Perhaps being around Hef’s mansion has opened his mind a little to freedom of sexual expression, or perhaps he felt the need to provide a definition of his name. In any case, Ms. Binger has apparently leaked some photos of good ol’ Grady to the web. It seems the bathroom mirror is his favorite place to take the pictures, and they range in “visibility”. Tamer ones … feature clothing, while others, although including clothing, leave a little less to the imagination. Perhaps he is demonstrating that he is fully recovered from the groin injury that kept him out of the World Baseball Classic? Perhaps all the camera usage was physical therapy for the elbow surgery he had prior to the end of the season? Or perhaps, rather, he was simply checking to make sure there was no lasting scar from his hernia surgery? In any case, the pics are now out there for all the world to see … Somehow, I’m betting this isn’t a complete collection.

Click HERE to see some of the photos but many of them have been taken offline. HMMM … yes, I have to agree that Grady prolly took even sexier photos for Brittany … while pretty NSFW, none of the leaked photos show actual P33N … but they get kinda close to showing the whole enchilada (as it were). It turns out that Grady has been taking and sharing these photos for at least the better part of this year. Two of the photos (including one with a small jar of Vaseline) were taken in March ’09 and one with a coffee cup was taken in April — you will note that he was using last year’s iPhone for those photos. Other photos were taken as recently as August ’09 (as you can see, he upgraded his iPhone to the newest model for those photos). I suspect that there are other photos out there that show more … but it’s unclear if those photos will be making their way to the Internets. I guess we’ll have to wait and see if Ms. Brittany Binger decides to share more photos of Mr. Grady Sizemore. I’m hoping she does … I wouldn’t mind seeing more … would you?

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It’s been quite sometime since we’ve seen photos of Alanis Morissette happily in the arms of a man … I don’t think we’ve seen her coupled up with anyone since her break-up with Ryan Reynolds a couple of years ago. Since their break-up, as y’all should know, Ryan went and hot himself married to Scarlett Johansson … and Alanis has remained single. Sure, she went out and got herself a new tattoo about a year ago now … and has been spending time with her friends … but she has not found herself a new love … until now. Here are cute photos of Alanis with her new man, a musician named Souleye, lookin’ all cute and stuff as they did some shopping this weekend at Fred Segal in Santa Monica, CA:

They look like a good match … and she looks really happy. It’s so nice to see Alanis lookin’ all smiley again. I can’t even imagine how difficult it was for her to heal from her break from Ryan (tho, listening to Alanis‘s album Flavors of Entanglement gives me some hint as to how difficult it was for her) but it looks like she is ready to move forward and forge ahead with this new chap. I wish them both every happiness … after all, this might be the true love of her life :)

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As you may recall, Heidi Klum and hubby Seal welcomed the birth of their baby girl Lou Sulola last month but up until now the family has kept the little darling under wraps. HeidiKlum.com and Seal.com have just been updated with a whole slew of new family photos that FINALLY introduce little Lou to the world:

Heidi Klum has debuted new daughter Lou to the world, and just like her supermodel mother, the camera already loves her. The Victoria’s Secret star and singer husband Seal today released the first pictures of their adorable seven-week-old on their official websites. Little Lou Sulola is seen resting gently on her mother’s chest and in another frame, the newborn sleeps peacefully on Heidi’s tummy while surround by her siblings Johan, 2, Henry, 4, and Leni, 5. Another intimate black and white portrait shows Lou in the arms of her doting father. The photographs were posted along with Seal’s song A Fathers Way, an emotional ode to his family. A statement on Heidi’s website read: ‘She is beautiful beyond words and we are happy that she chose us to watch her grow over the coming years. ‘From the moment she looked into both of our eyes it was endless love at first sight.’

What a precious little girl … she is an absolute doll and she is the spitting image of her beautiful mother!! After the jump, check out three more photos of little Lou Sulola and her family — Mama Heidi, Daddy Seal and sister & brothers Leni, Henry and Johan …