Comments on: Paris Hilton Gets Smoochy With A Chimp

By: staci

staci — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 05:56:19 +0000

she’s done horrible tv, movies, music, books, perfume, etc but it just wasn’t enough to make daddy love her. she’s conquered the human world of infectious diseases, now she’s starting her own strain of hiv. poor poor chimp.

By: Carolyn

Carolyn — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 16:46:29 +0000

I feel bad for the polyester that died to make her dress.

By: Irma

Irma — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 15:47:28 +0000

@LemonFairy, as weird as it sounds, yes. The wizard came out and said he had been hired to harm Cristiano’s football career and as soon as he said that, CR actually got injured. Now he’s come out and said he’s doing it for a girl who felt she had been wronged by Ronaldo and that said girl wasn’t European, leading people to claim it’s Paris after their summer escapades. Obviously the wizard is probably on crack, but it’s still a funny story to think about.

By: LemonFairy

LemonFairy — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 13:38:35 +0000

@Irma Really? what a strange person.

The chimp is adorable, Paris on the other hand probably couldn’t spell adorable.

By: The Britney

The Britney — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 10:44:02 +0000

Oh Hi Bubbles!

By: Leisha

Leisha — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 10:29:12 +0000

Hahahahaaa he’s like “ok as soon as she looks the other way, i’m diving over the edge of this couch…”

Also, Bentley is super SUPER cute, but I wouldn’t personally kiss a chimp (or any animal) on the lips. Blegh. But I guess Paris has no such reservations (we kinda already knew that).

By: Tracy

Tracy — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 04:54:19 +0000

Even monkeys hate her.

By: Irma

Irma — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 03:08:22 +0000

Trent, did you see the article about Paris allegedly hiring a wizard, yes a wizard, to hurt Cristiano Ronaldo??

By: Ama

Ama — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 02:17:02 +0000

XD That chimp is adorable, but in the second picture he looks like he doesn’t want to be there XD

Anywho, Paris does look good in blue , I like her dress..just not her.

By: TVKimmy

TVKimmy — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 00:51:22 +0000

Bentley? Adorable. Paris? Vapid waste of space. Bentley? He knows.

By: schmee

schmee — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 22:50:31 +0000

And next week the chimp has a cold sore

By: Jill

Jill — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 22:23:32 +0000

did you ever see the South Park episode where all of Paris’ pets end up shooting themselves and she’s trying to keep Butters as a pet? Yeah, this chimp reminded me of that.

By: niko

niko — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 22:19:48 +0000

poor monkey spend time with this crazy woman. the monkey is cute.

http://www.pitt-news.blogspot.com

By: kammy

kammy — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:46:15 +0000

LOL! Looks like he’s being held against his will. Where’s PETA when you need them?

By: KP Love

KP Love — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:38:02 +0000

Lol, munkie looks like he wants to get the hell up outta there!

PS Paris has a super-cute dress.

By: ashley

ashley — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:34:56 +0000

Cute chimp, I guess the animal kingdom doesn’t like Paris lol

By: Snapshot Fashion

Snapshot Fashion — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:31:17 +0000

omg that chimp is too adorable for words!!! paris on the other hand…blech!

By: Mr. Gyllenhaal

Mr. Gyllenhaal — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:10:08 +0000

That Chimp is so CUTE!!!

By: DC

DC — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:43:41 +0000

o-m-g that is just the cutest thing ever…cutest chimpanzee ever…soo adorable!!!

By: nicole

nicole — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:43:29 +0000

apprently shes getting a pig/…

By: Denise

Denise — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:43:24 +0000

She needs to get more natural looking fake lashes.