Paris Hilton Gets Smoochy With A Chimp
No not beau Doug Reinhardt
Paris Hilton was on hand to host an event called Carnival at Bowlmor Lanes in NYC, NY last night and she was spotted gettin’ up-close and personal with a new dude … some poor, unsuspecting chap — I mean, chimp — named Bentley … behold:

From the looks of it, it doesn’t look like Bentley (who is, like, the cutest little chimpanzee I ever did see) was too happy about having to get smooched by Paris Hilton. So … do you wanna call the ASPCA or should I?
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she’s done horrible tv, movies, music, books, perfume, etc but it just wasn’t enough to make daddy love her. she’s conquered the human world of infectious diseases, now she’s starting her own strain of hiv. poor poor chimp.