Paris Hilton Gets Smoochy With A Chimp
No not beau Doug Reinhardt
Paris Hilton was on hand to host an event called Carnival at Bowlmor Lanes in NYC, NY last night and she was spotted gettin’ up-close and personal with a new dude … some poor, unsuspecting chap — I mean, chimp — named Bentley … behold:
From the looks of it, it doesn’t look like Bentley (who is, like, the cutest little chimpanzee I ever did see) was too happy about having to get smooched by Paris Hilton. So … do you wanna call the ASPCA or should I?
[Photo credit: Wireimage]
She needs to get more natural looking fake lashes.
apprently shes getting a pig/…
o-m-g that is just the cutest thing ever…cutest chimpanzee ever…soo adorable!!!
That Chimp is so CUTE!!!
omg that chimp is too adorable for words!!! paris on the other hand…blech!
Cute chimp, I guess the animal kingdom doesn’t like Paris lol
Lol, munkie looks like he wants to get the hell up outta there!
PS Paris has a super-cute dress.
LOL! Looks like he’s being held against his will. Where’s PETA when you need them?
poor monkey spend time with this crazy woman. the monkey is cute.
http://www.pitt-news.blogspot.com
did you ever see the South Park episode where all of Paris’ pets end up shooting themselves and she’s trying to keep Butters as a pet? Yeah, this chimp reminded me of that.
And next week the chimp has a cold sore
Bentley? Adorable. Paris? Vapid waste of space. Bentley? He knows.
XD That chimp is adorable, but in the second picture he looks like he doesn’t want to be there XD
Anywho, Paris does look good in blue , I like her dress..just not her.
Trent, did you see the article about Paris allegedly hiring a wizard, yes a wizard, to hurt Cristiano Ronaldo??
Even monkeys hate her.
Hahahahaaa he’s like “ok as soon as she looks the other way, i’m diving over the edge of this couch…”
Also, Bentley is super SUPER cute, but I wouldn’t personally kiss a chimp (or any animal) on the lips. Blegh. But I guess Paris has no such reservations (we kinda already knew that).
Oh Hi Bubbles!
@Irma Really? what a strange person.
The chimp is adorable, Paris on the other hand probably couldn’t spell adorable.
@LemonFairy, as weird as it sounds, yes. The wizard came out and said he had been hired to harm Cristiano’s football career and as soon as he said that, CR actually got injured. Now he’s come out and said he’s doing it for a girl who felt she had been wronged by Ronaldo and that said girl wasn’t European, leading people to claim it’s Paris after their summer escapades. Obviously the wizard is probably on crack, but it’s still a funny story to think about.
I feel bad for the polyester that died to make her dress.