Paris Hilton Gets Smoochy With A Chimp
No not beau Doug Reinhardt
October 9th, 2009
Paris Hilton was on hand to host an event called Carnival at Bowlmor Lanes in NYC, NY last night and she was spotted gettin’ up-close and personal with a new dude … some poor, unsuspecting chap — I mean, chimp — named Bentley … behold:
From the looks of it, it doesn’t look like Bentley (who is, like, the cutest little chimpanzee I ever did see) was too happy about having to get smooched by Paris Hilton. So … do you wanna call the ASPCA or should I?
[Photo credit: Wireimage]
Tags: Bentley the Chimpanzee, Paris Hilton
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October 9th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
She needs to get more natural looking fake lashes.
October 9th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
apprently shes getting a pig/…
October 9th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
o-m-g that is just the cutest thing ever…cutest chimpanzee ever…soo adorable!!!
October 9th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
That Chimp is so CUTE!!!
October 9th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
omg that chimp is too adorable for words!!! paris on the other hand…blech!
October 9th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Cute chimp, I guess the animal kingdom doesn’t like Paris lol
October 9th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Lol, munkie looks like he wants to get the hell up outta there!
PS Paris has a super-cute dress.
October 9th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
LOL! Looks like he’s being held against his will. Where’s PETA when you need them?
October 9th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
poor monkey spend time with this crazy woman. the monkey is cute.
http://www.pitt-news.blogspot.com
October 9th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
did you ever see the South Park episode where all of Paris’ pets end up shooting themselves and she’s trying to keep Butters as a pet? Yeah, this chimp reminded me of that.
October 9th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
And next week the chimp has a cold sore
October 9th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Bentley? Adorable. Paris? Vapid waste of space. Bentley? He knows.
October 9th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
XD That chimp is adorable, but in the second picture he looks like he doesn’t want to be there XD
Anywho, Paris does look good in blue , I like her dress..just not her.
October 9th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Trent, did you see the article about Paris allegedly hiring a wizard, yes a wizard, to hurt Cristiano Ronaldo??
October 9th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Even monkeys hate her.
October 10th, 2009 at 3:29 am
Hahahahaaa he’s like “ok as soon as she looks the other way, i’m diving over the edge of this couch…”
Also, Bentley is super SUPER cute, but I wouldn’t personally kiss a chimp (or any animal) on the lips. Blegh. But I guess Paris has no such reservations (we kinda already knew that).
October 10th, 2009 at 3:44 am
Oh Hi Bubbles!
October 10th, 2009 at 6:38 am
@Irma Really? what a strange person.
The chimp is adorable, Paris on the other hand probably couldn’t spell adorable.
October 10th, 2009 at 8:47 am
@LemonFairy, as weird as it sounds, yes. The wizard came out and said he had been hired to harm Cristiano’s football career and as soon as he said that, CR actually got injured. Now he’s come out and said he’s doing it for a girl who felt she had been wronged by Ronaldo and that said girl wasn’t European, leading people to claim it’s Paris after their summer escapades. Obviously the wizard is probably on crack, but it’s still a funny story to think about.
October 10th, 2009 at 9:46 am
I feel bad for the polyester that died to make her dress.
October 12th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
she’s done horrible tv, movies, music, books, perfume, etc but it just wasn’t enough to make daddy love her. she’s conquered the human world of infectious diseases, now she’s starting her own strain of hiv. poor poor chimp.