Miley Cyrus Raps About Quitting Twitter

Tries for cute, fails miserably
October 10th, 2009

First we learned that Miley Cyrus, reportedly on the advice of her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, decided that she needed to quit Twitter and delete her official Twitter profileThen we heard the impassioned plea from her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, begging her (as “a light in the world of darkness”) to reactivate her Twitter account to satisfy her legion of fans (ie. the kiddies who shell out their parents’ hard earned money for her CDs, DVDs, movie & concert tickets, etc.) and return to Twitter. Now, in her final act of defiance, Miss Miley posted a hastily put-together music video for a rap song titled Good-Bye Twitter in order to explain to her fans why she quit Twitter and why she won’t be coming back. Here are a few screencaps from her vid:


OK, so she’s no threat to LL Cool J or Eminem or even T-Pain, but Miley Cyrus knows how to rap a little bit in a corny-cool old-school style and she knows how to milk a moment like nobody’s business. As we reported yesterday, Miley pulled the plug on her Twitter account and now she spills the deets to the beats. A sample:

“Yeah, you write what you’re doing but who really cares/If I’m playing with Noah or just doing my hair/Everything that I type and everything I do/All those lame gossip sites take it and they make it news.”

So what if she’s a Twitter quitter, we’re not bitter. Hey, are those backup dancers, or just her babysitters? Peace-out!

Ugh … this girl … well, I guess she’s just bein’ Miley. I do applaud her tactic … blasting the “lame blogs” by posting an even lamer rap video (with mis-synced vocals, really?) is surely the way to get your point across. In case you still care, you can watch this video in full after the jump — just please don’t blame me for the 1 minute and 46 seconds of your life you’ll never get back …


I swear to sweet baby Jebus … if pappy Billy Ray Cyrus posts a rap video in response to her response then I MIGHT QUIT TWITTER MYSELF!! Please gods, anything but that.

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34 Responses to “Miley Cyrus Raps About Quitting Twitter”

  1. Katie Says:

    Pappy Billy Ray. Bahahaha

  2. Mariah Says:

    Obviously she’s trying to be Taylor Swift when Taylor rapped with T-Pain. But unfortunately for Miley, Taylor is adorable and Miley is…not.

  3. It's Trent, Bitch! Says:

    @Mariah — “Taylor is adorable and Miley is…not.” Agreed x 1,000,000

  4. Kim Says:

    I could only watch 40 seconds

  5. meg Says:

    Ugh, I really do not like Miley, but she’s kind of right. I’ve never understood the appeal of announcing to the world every little thing you do at any given moment… and I don’t see the appeal in reading about every little thing someone else does at any given moment either. Twitter seems to perpetuate these banal, narcissistic notions that the world actually cares if you’re currently eating soup, as if there isn’t already enough space junk floating around the internet already.

    Now, I understand people use Twitter in entirely different ways, ways that are much less lame than “Miley is doing her hair,” so I’m not trying to attack the entire Twitter-verse here, just one particular use of it. Suffice it to say, however, I will never get a Twitter account myself.

  6. Ashlee Says:

    I think it’s cute, lol

  7. mccraemalcolm Says:

    Are yall serious!? I thought it was a funny and cool way of explaining to her fans why she quit twitter even though it wasnt needed. Yeah it wasnt as cool as tay swift’s, but Tay had a “hot” producer, lots of time and money spent into. She probably just wrote in like an hour and asked her backup dancers to dance in tacky outfits in the arena bathroom with her. lol

    Although her way of doing it may have seemed lame to some people, her reasons for quitting twitter are understandable.

    And she gets more cool points for name dropping Britney again! lol

  8. Apples Says:

    Damn her voice!

  9. cindy Says:

    I must say Billy Ray is all business. Miley quit twitter….hahahhaha

    NEXT!

  10. steffie Says:

    she doesnt need twitter shes a twit. rap was super lame but shes like only 16 and we all have embarassing moments

  11. Anne Says:

    I agree with mccraemalcolm
    And this was filmed in Des Moines, bitch. :) Haha. So that’s a plus.

  12. sarahliciousisdelicious Says:

    yep. i totally thought that was cute.

  13. me Says:

    Will She ever go away? Seriously, annoying to the max!

  14. Dr. Blogstein Says:

    She should quit YouTube too.

  15. All Women Stalker Says:

    I am kinda hoping she quits the whole industry. I’m so mean.

    -meream

  16. Chivonne Says:

    For being calm and not swearing in this rap she gets a Nobel Peace Prize (:
    I mean she kept the peace and all!

    This was a cute video

  17. nysro Says:

    Only thing more pathetics than Miley herself, are all the grown adults that feel the need to follow the words on this retarded hillbilly.

    The quicker you bloggers quit posting needless shit about this little whore , then quicker her and her hillbilly clan will go the fuck away and open way for a real entertainer to take her spot.

  18. ashley Says:

    This is really bad rap….. She is to full of herself.

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  20. debho Says:

    @meg…totally agree about twitter.
    As for Miley, I wouldn’t mind a leaf out of her cheque book. She may be a pain in the arse to most adults, but to little kids, she’s a big deal.

  21. PixiesBassline Says:

    I didn’t watch her vid BUT I’m sure she could rap, dance and make a video better than .. say… Spencer Pratt.

    Sorry I brought his name up…

  22. siena x Says:

    I’m embarrassed.
    I watched it… ALL OF IT!

  23. Lilliah Says:

    I agree with mccraemalcolm and meg- quitting Twitter is actually an impressive thing to me

  24. robin Says:

    i joined twitter like a month ago and haven’t really posted anything..i really don’t get it. isn’t it just redoing what blogs and facebook (and myspace) have already done? it’s overkill for sure. and if miley is so busy, why’d she have the time to do a video about quitting twitter?!

  25. Nicola Says:

    I think I watched the whole thing through morbid curiousity.
    Twitter is for self absorbed people who feel the need to update everyone (who cares) about what they’re doing very minute of the day. Therefore this move has surprised me.

    I look at Miley et al, and I am glad to be British where we have ladies like Emma Watson showing them how it’s really done :)

  26. Devo Says:

    What a douchebag.

  27. J Says:

    Why does she insist on embarrassing herself! That poor little girl.

    Anyway, shes a hypocrite. You are closing it cause you want a personal life. Well why open it to begin with. Surely you KNEW people would follow you and read about the stuff you do on a day to day basis. She’s such an attention whore. And does she always mention Britney in everything she does these days – again, looking for more attention. Pretty sure BRITNEY snobbed YOU at the Teen Awards and Britney sure as hell did not write “Thanks for coming Miley” to her concert on Twitter.

    Oh and could Miley have SOME sort of talent when it comes to producing? Cause that beat was made on Apples GarageBand. She could have done it herself (doubt it) but then again, its the most simple beat with an added electronic chime.

  28. Nea Says:

    lol. i like the beat. i dont like the rap and the rap voice.

    t-swizzle got a better rap. lol

  29. CHASE Says:

    She needs to go away! She’s so annoying; her voice and her face in general make me want to jump off a bridge, I swear. I mean, blah. Not to mention the fact she’s a huge slut muffin with a loose clamburger. GO AWAY!

  30. Joan Says:

    Doesn’t she knows that Twitter was never the problem? She was!

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  32. mimi Says:

    “All those lame gossip sites take it and they make it news.”
    .
    clearly she’s referring to perez who try to stir up trouble between her and that demi chick. i cant stand miley in the slightest, but for once i think she’s done a good thing. twitter is laaame.
    .
    now if she could just quit youtube too…

  33. Karen Says:

    This is a Quit Twitter video? I never thought of that one. Why didn`t she consider her fans and just say,”Hi everybody every once in a while? I mean even when quitting a message board it is always better to Never make some announcement. All it does is give your competition something to work with as far as putting you down. Maybe, she felt it was a negative drain on her life and energy so she needed to quit. There is a better way to do this. It would work fine for her to just leave her account sitting there and post Less or almost never than to cancel it and make a video. Miley hopefully will mature and find balance. Everything (including Twitter) doesn`t have to be all or none.

  34. Amanda Says:

    what is wrong with you guys she is soooo much better than taylor swift, you people have no taste! I can’t listen to taylor’s screechy voice for more than 5 minutes!

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