Jennifer Lopez and her overly perspirationous husband Marc Anthony showed up on the red carpet (!!!) of the Miami Dolphins game in Florida last night and much to their embarrassment, Anthony was brazenly showing off his soaking wet pit stains all night long. Um, can someone get Marc Anthony some antiperspirant STAT before we all puke onto our shoes?
Since buying a stake in the Miami Dolphins in July, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have been bringing a touch of A-list glamour to the American football scene. But arriving to watch their men play the New Orleans Saints in Florida yesterday afternoon, the Latin singer’s smart outfit was let down by his incredibly sweaty armpits. Falling prey to the sweltering [87.8 °F] sunshine, the 41-year-old couldn’t escape the unsightly sweat patches. While his 40-year-old wife showed off her curves in a black sundress and platform heels, it was Marc garnering the most attention with his damp shirt. Due to the heat, Jennifer’s face was also glistening with sweat, but it looked more like a flattering healthy glow. Marc and Jennifer have become regular attendees at Miami Dolphin games since they purchased a minority stake in the game over the summer. Unfortunately for the couple, the Saints won the game 46-34.
I mean, I realize it can get hot in Florida but other people managed to walk the red carpet without sweating thru their clothes. I can’t even imagine what it must be like for J. Lo to nuzzle up against her husband and get an armpit (or two) of stanky pit sweat. GROSS!! Heaven forbid that Marc put his arm around his lady love … he’d prolly drown the poor woman! UGH. Mebbe Marc, who is now part owner of the Dolphins, was sweating because his team has been playing like shit every since he bought ownership in the team? Whatever the case may be, he really needs to keep that shizz in check … it’s difficult enough to see pics of his zombielookin’ness without the pit stains … ICK!
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@CB: I like the way you said that!!!
But I still have to say: Damn, those are some wet pits.
Trent, some people sweat more than others. While it’s certainly not flattering, it’s something completely uncontrollable and it sounds pretty immature when you call it groooooooossss. Everyone sweats. He clearly does more than others. Considering it’s a medical condition some people suffer from, it’s not really something “anti-perspirant” can cure on it’s own.
@fellow american — C’mon, I’m joking around. Considering that we’ve never seen Marc Anthony sweat like this before, I think it’s pretty safe to assume that he’s not suffering from a medical condition. It’s all in good fun, sorry if you can’t see it that way :)
He should put panty liners in his shirt pits the next time to soak up the sweat! Didn’t J tell him about this fancy hollywood trick?
Yikes, how unfortunate. That ruins Jennifer’s cute look here.
-meream
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ewwwwwwwwwww! He is such a loser all around.
I hate it when people are prejudiced against others because of stuff like this!.
This is not a disease!! I AM A HYPERHIDROSIS SUFFERER!!…i always thought why me it is one of the worst things that could happen to you and you know why?…because of the social impact it has on your life. I use to have sweat stains running down my sides SO EMBARASSING!! i use to use three deoderants + Talcum powder just to stay dry DIDN’T WORK, wear two shirts NADA, shower five times per day NOPE!!…and to make matters worst i live in the tropics…..Hyperhidrosis is a medical condition in which a person sweats excessively and unpredictably. People with hyperhidrosis may sweat even when the temperature is cool or when they are at rest.