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"Oasis is dead", Dr. Phil sued for groping, Mueller wins Literature Nobel Prize
- Liam Gallagher declares “Oasis is Dead!”
- Adam Yauch is handling his cancer treatment well.
- Dr. Phil has been sued for allegedly groping one of his female patients.
- Don’t count on a Monkees reunion, Davy Jones hates his ex-bandmates.
- “I still love her. But she’s retarded.” — Guy Ritchie on his ex-wife Madonna
- Harry Connick, Jr. doesn’t think “black face” comedy is funny … well, not anymore.
- Clive Owen does Details magazine.
- Anyone interested in Hamm for lunch?
- Somali pirates target the WRONG vessel to try and raid.
- Republicans think that Nancy Pelosi, the first female Speaker of the House of Representatives, should “know her place” and Nancy strikes back.
- Kristin Cavallari shows off her bikini.
- Audrina Patridge knows her girls.
- Did Madonna buy her toyboy Jesus Luz a $1 million+ apartment?
- Lauren LC Conrad shows her Halloween spirit.
- Botoxed to the max.
- Nick Cannon is 29, Matt Damon is 39, CeCe Winans is 45, Sigourney Weaver is 60 and Chevy Chase is 66 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
- I agree, Survivor: Samoa is really trying to make Russell seem smarter than he really is.
- Is the world ready for a Phantom of the Opera sequel set in NY’s Coney Island???
- Herta Mueller wins the 2009 Nobel Prize for Literature.





























I just turned 33. I was taught by my mom to always moisturize, wear sun block even, if outside for a few mins, drink water, etc. in order to protect my skin. She didn’t want my freckles to be so prominent and lead to skin cancer. I’m glad I have always stuck with my mom’s routine and we are continuously mistaken for sisters. (She is 55 but I must admit that we look nothing alike but still!) Anyhow, despite my own precautions, I have started to notice the faint little 11 in between my eyes. So, Nicole, you ain’t foolin’ anyone with your movie screen forehead!
Nicole should just admit to Botox like most celebs – she comes off as terribly insecure because it is SO OBVIOUS! Also, Clive Owen is gorgeous!!!more posts plz;)
Just FYI on the Harry bit on Mad TV…he was playing a WHITE preacher. It is sad that a lot of people are looking at the wig and the goatee and claiming he was playing a black character…no he was playing a white preacher…and they are like that down here in the south!! :) :)
Annoyed with Audrina’s “Know your girls shirt”. It should be made clear that malignant breast tumors are highly undetectible with breast implants. A mammogram is nearly impossible with the implant impeding this highly effective diagnostic tool. So, moral of the story: how well can she really know her girls?
@Margie – I know! I use sunblock every day despite the weather… just being in the sun for 20 minutes can damage your skin and cause wrinkles. It’s also good to wear sunglasses as well for you don’t squint so much, etc. I don’t mind Nicole’s forehead like I do most celebrities. Weird.
Stacey’s right; HCJ was NOT portraying a black man.
uhhhh, nunzia? That’s not true at all.
actually it is: im in my 9th year of doing breast cancer research