Two of Bravo TV‘s most tragic reality TV stars, Kim Zolciak from The Real Housewives of Atlanta and Patti Stranger from Millionaire Matchmaker, met up for a quiet lunch together at The Ivy on Robertson Blvd. in West Hollywood, CA this week. It seems evident from the choice of restaurant (ie. The Ivy tends to attract photographers like poop attracts flies) that the ladies were hoping to attract as much attention as possible … which befuddles me, considering that each woman is the epitome of tragedy individually and only look more tragic when paired together:

It kinda pains me that these people are famous for being who they are … because, IMHO, they are pretty sad beings. Kim has made a career out of being a gold-digging mistress in a bad wig and Patti has made a career pimping out women to high-paying desperate men. As much as I love watching The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kim‘s involvement makes me ill. I’ve long since tired of her gross behavior with her married lover and with her poor children and now that she thinks she can “sing” because of the “hit” song that was written and produced for her … ugh, she’s just nauseating. I cannot imagine that anyone would want to be famous like that. I don’t even watch the Matchmaker show … selling women to the highest bidder just is not entertaining to me. Oh I know Stranger calls herself a “matchmaker” but c’mon … we know what’s really going on. For the most part, Bravo has brought us some very entertaining reality TV stars but these two are not among them. Their pairing just highlights that not everyone on TV should be admired … on the contrary, they should be avoided at all costs. Blech.
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does the blond have an armadillo in her shirt, or what?
strange lookin’ stuff happening there…
Hah! Armadillos are from Texas…it must be a couple of GA. ‘possums…..
her boobs gross me out.
in the pic where kim is stuffing her face it looks like she’s got some twilight contacts on.
@Robin hahahaha I agree completley!!!!
Any post that has the words The Ivy and any name of celeb in the title is depressing.
-meream
Kim’s boobs scared me away from ever wanting to enter into the hotmess of a state she is residing in.
She is absolutely gross..the sad thing is, that the paps keep taking their photos and things get written up about them, for them to continue onto their media whoring..if you leave the piegons alone..soon enough they will just leave. same goes for the horrific duo of spendi..please kill their career already!!!
Kim is so desperate she has to go out for lunch with another d list celebrity. Why doesn’t she just give up? Shes more plastic than a barbie doll and her boobs are scary
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kim looks like an older (and less attractive) version of ashley tisdale.
I have a question Trent. In a previous post, you told me that “nothing on reality tv is real” and if i didn’t know the difference then you had nothing to say. Now you are going ahead and saying how deplorable Kim is, how much you can’t stand her and Patti…I actually agree with your assessment of them, considering I do watch the show…But then don’t criticize me when I decide to say how deplorable Kristen Cav the boyfriend stealer is, yes its not as bad as stealing married men but it’s def in the same category
@Smoo — Why would I criticize you? While I vehemently disagree that stealing husbands is much different (and technically illegal) than “stealing” boyfriends, why would I personally care if you or anyone is not a KC fan?
And where would your career be without all the tragic celebs to report on? you should be thanking them
@kim — Hahahaha, yes, I’m very thankful :)
Kim was on the front page of the Homefinder section of the Atlanta Journal yesterday. She’s wearing that same fugly shirt that she’s wearing to lunch. Ugh.
http://projects.ajchomefinder......ciak-1001/
Note to Patti: you are going to the Ivy where you know you will be photographed, put some concealear under those eyes, put some lipstick on, and a cuter outfit. The girls from the Hills can get away with this look, you need more help than this.
@worldgirl – FYI: armadillos aren’t found only in texas. :) some do live in georgia, as well as florida, and parts of the carolinas.
Patti is the most HINEOUS people… ug.. she is sooooo full of herself.