Dina Lohan Plans To Sell Her Own Line Of Shoes
Just last weekend we got our first look at the new Spring 2010 collection from Emmanuel Ungaro at Paris Fashion Week which was put together under the “creative direction” of Lindsay Lohan … to disastrous results. Now it appears that Lindsay’s mother Dina Lohan is lookin’ to get in on the disastrous fun! Dina has announced that she will be launching her own line of shoes which she will call Shoe-Han:
Not one to be outdone by loopy daughter Lindsay’s nipple pasties for Emmanuel Ungaro, Dina Lohan says she’s a designer, too! Mama L. will unveil her new “celebrity” shoe line creatively dubbed “Shoe-Han” at Trump Plaza today. What’s more, the failed reality star has been named national spokesmodel, with radio and TV gigs, for lovemyshoes.com, the Web site where Dina will sell her soles. News of the fancy footwear deal comes two days after LiLo, in her Paris runway debut as Ungaro’s “artistic adviser,” got shredded by aghast fashion writers for sending models down the catwalk sporting sparkly, heart-shaped nipple pasties.
I don’t know about you but I can’t think of anything tackier than a line of shoes called Shoe-Han which come from a line created by Dina Lohan. Who in HELL would want to wear such atrocities on their feet? As ghastly as this idea sounds, I can’t help but admit that I kinda want to see what these damn things will look like. I think I already know the answer but … would any of y’all be interested in wearing shoes by Shoe-Han?
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October 8th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
I would rather wear Lindsays orange self tanner than these shoes
October 8th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
I’d rather go barefoot!
October 8th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
oh HELL to the NO! trent give me this heffa’s address so I can go to her house and slap her for being nuts, or just being her.
October 8th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
i wouldn’t be caught dead wearing no s-HO-han shoes! altho i can’t wait to look at them and laugh my ass off like i did when i witnessed lindsay’s ghastly designs. these two need to accept the fact that their “careers” are OVER.
October 8th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
I wouldn’t want to be seen in anything associated with Dina Lohan, but I am curious as to what the line looks like. LoveMyShoes.com..What were you thinking??
October 8th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
I’m sorry but if they were cheap and cute- yes i would…but i’d feign ignorance if asked what brand…..
October 8th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Yeah you would think she would spend all her time and energy trying to help her daughter who’s unraveling before our eyes………..Actually no you wouldn’t this is exactly the kinda shit Dina would do while Lindsay continues to fall apart.
October 8th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
More like shoe-hag!
October 8th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
@ jadedkitten ain’t never told a lie. she’s riding what little celebrity lindsay has and it milking it for her benefit, not her daughters. lindsay AND ali will have nothing left to their names thanks to both of their parents. they both had a hand in this and they aren’t doing anything productive to help
October 8th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
She already ruined her two daughters. Please don’t ruin shoes.
October 8th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Thanks to you, Chase, I just spit my drink at the computer. LOL
October 8th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
lol @ Terri
WHERE is Francis Bean when we need her? She’s gotta get one of her memos out to Dina, stat- the same thing she said about Ali applies to this shit
October 8th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
And Drag Queens around the world are lining up at the Macy’s Show Department as we speak… wait, sorry, they’re there for Jessica Simpson’s line, my bad!