Dina Lohan Launches Shoe-Han
Yesterday we learned the AMAZING news that Dina Lohan would be following in her daughter Lindsay’s fashion design endeavors by launching her own line of shoes called Shoe-Han. Today we get to see photos of “Mother of the Year” Dina herself at the Marc Fisher Showroom inside Trump Plaza in NYC, NY yesterday afternoon at an official launch event for Shoe-Han:

Now, I’m not sure what the purpose of having a red carpet at an event like this is but they did have one … so that Dina could walk on it as she arrived for her own shoe launch … which was attended by, well, Dina and … a bunch of photographers paid to be there. Dina was really rockin’ the crazy eyes at yesterday’s launch event … she was even lookin’ a bit more crazy-eyed than Ramona Singer from The Real Housewives of New York City. Absent the fact that I’m not the biggest Dina Lohan fan, I don’t really have much faith that this shoe line will do well. The Lohans seem to have a toxic touch with everything they endeavor to accomplish … from raising kids to sustaining a viable acting career … they don’t seem to really know what they are doing. I suppose it’s possible that Shoe-Han might sell a few pairs but I wouldn’t count on it. We’ll prolly be seeing this footwear on the streetwalkers of Hollywood Blvd. in the very near future … Ah ha! That must be the target consumer!
[Photo credit: Wireimage]
Tags: Dina Lohan, Shoe-Han


October 9th, 2009 at 9:36 am
Good God! She looks like a meth head!
October 9th, 2009 at 9:42 am
Def crazy eyes! The whole fam just screams crazy – in many diff ways…. the kids never stood a chance when their ‘rents were the king & queen of crazyland. Damn shame
October 9th, 2009 at 9:55 am
shoe-han? what an ugly name for a shoe.
October 9th, 2009 at 10:05 am
[...] Dina Lohan has named her shoe line – wait for it – SHOE-HAN. FML x a million. [PITNB] [...]
October 9th, 2009 at 10:24 am
she looks like a burn victim the way her skin is so tight and shiny. And her Crazy eyes make it much worse!
October 9th, 2009 at 10:30 am
Ha ha I thought you were joking about the name Shoe-han!
October 9th, 2009 at 10:36 am
OMG I thought that was Lindsay
October 9th, 2009 at 11:26 am
Can’t this woman ever make a normal face without looking some crazed lunatic? Also, those have got to be the fugliest boots I have ever seen. Who puts a peep toe on a suede boot? FUG!
October 9th, 2009 at 11:29 am
that shoe is exactly what i expected of her shoe line… TRASHY!!! i don’t understand these open toe boots. really what is the point of wearing boots if your toes are out in the open?
October 9th, 2009 at 11:50 am
am i the only one who thinks she should be cast on “the real housewives of LA” just because she is that desperate of a lohan loser
October 9th, 2009 at 11:51 am
@steffie — Dina lives in Long Island, NY
October 9th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
@CB… I thought the SAME thing.
October 9th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
[...] Dina Lohan Launches Shoe-Han. WTF is with the name lol. [...]
October 9th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
shoe-han?! really? that’s the best she could come up with? and i sincerely wish this woman wasn’t famous…ugh.
October 9th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
This is the most ridiculous news I’ve heard all week. Why can’t she just be a normal mum and be supportive for her children who clearly need help and support? And yeah I’m not a fan of the name either. It’s just sad that she has the need to be famous too.
October 9th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
are there any pics of the actual shoes other than the FUG one that is on her foot?
October 9th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
@ Sweet_Lady- Fendi, Marc Jacobs and a few others- it’s not that uncommon.
I also thought you were making up the name “Shoe-han”, Trent ! I’m still waiting for you to tell us that you made this whole thing up… ;)
October 10th, 2009 at 10:47 am
HAHAHA I love you for choosing these photos.
-meream
October 12th, 2009 at 10:18 am
She looks nuts. She definitely has the “googly eye” look. You know what I’m talkin’ about!
October 12th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
all i see when i look at pictures of this women is her horrible, horrible nose job. seriously. how does she breathe out of that thing???