Yesterday we learned the AMAZING news that Dina Lohan would be following in her daughter Lindsay‘s fashion design endeavors by launching her own line of shoes called Shoe-Han. Today we get to see photos of “Mother of the Year” Dina herself at the Marc Fisher Showroom inside Trump Plaza in NYC, NY yesterday afternoon at an official launch event for Shoe-Han:

Now, I’m not sure what the purpose of having a red carpet at an event like this is but they did have one … so that Dina could walk on it as she arrived for her own shoe launch … which was attended by, well, Dina and … a bunch of photographers paid to be there. Dina was really rockin’ the crazy eyes at yesterday’s launch event … she was even lookin’ a bit more crazy-eyed than Ramona Singer from The Real Housewives of New York City. Absent the fact that I’m not the biggest Dina Lohan fan, I don’t really have much faith that this shoe line will do well. The Lohans seem to have a toxic touch with everything they endeavor to accomplish … from raising kids to sustaining a viable acting career … they don’t seem to really know what they are doing. I suppose it’s possible that Shoe-Han might sell a few pairs but I wouldn’t count on it. We’ll prolly be seeing this footwear on the streetwalkers of Hollywood Blvd. in the very near future … Ah ha! That must be the target consumer!
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Good God! She looks like a meth head!
Def crazy eyes! The whole fam just screams crazy – in many diff ways…. the kids never stood a chance when their ‘rents were the king & queen of crazyland. Damn shame
shoe-han? what an ugly name for a shoe.
[...] Dina Lohan has named her shoe line – wait for it – SHOE-HAN. FML x a million. [PITNB] [...]
she looks like a burn victim the way her skin is so tight and shiny. And her Crazy eyes make it much worse!
Ha ha I thought you were joking about the name Shoe-han!
OMG I thought that was Lindsay
Can’t this woman ever make a normal face without looking some crazed lunatic? Also, those have got to be the fugliest boots I have ever seen. Who puts a peep toe on a suede boot? FUG!
that shoe is exactly what i expected of her shoe line… TRASHY!!! i don’t understand these open toe boots. really what is the point of wearing boots if your toes are out in the open?
am i the only one who thinks she should be cast on “the real housewives of LA” just because she is that desperate of a lohan loser
@steffie — Dina lives in Long Island, NY
@CB… I thought the SAME thing.
[...] Dina Lohan Launches Shoe-Han. WTF is with the name lol. [...]
shoe-han?! really? that’s the best she could come up with? and i sincerely wish this woman wasn’t famous…ugh.
This is the most ridiculous news I’ve heard all week. Why can’t she just be a normal mum and be supportive for her children who clearly need help and support? And yeah I’m not a fan of the name either. It’s just sad that she has the need to be famous too.
are there any pics of the actual shoes other than the FUG one that is on her foot?
@ Sweet_Lady- Fendi, Marc Jacobs and a few others- it’s not that uncommon.
I also thought you were making up the name “Shoe-han”, Trent ! I’m still waiting for you to tell us that you made this whole thing up… ;)
HAHAHA I love you for choosing these photos.
-meream
She looks nuts. She definitely has the “googly eye” look. You know what I’m talkin’ about!
all i see when i look at pictures of this women is her horrible, horrible nose job. seriously. how does she breathe out of that thing???