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Entertainment Weekly‘s Pop Watch blog pointed me in the direction of a TV commercial for South African beer Castle Light which features none other than Robert Van Winkle, better known to the world as Vanilla Ice. HMMM … who knew he was still gettin’ work? Here are a few screencaps from V. Ice‘s South African beer commercial:

Yeah … it’s just as bad as these screencaps make it seem … but it’s deffo worth a few LULz. After the jump, check out the commercial in full …

Wow … here is some surprising casting news coming out of Melrose Place … with all the great news about which folks will be joining the cast, I don’t know that many of us (me included) considered who might be leaving the cast. Entertainment Weekly is reporting today that both Ashlee Simpson and Colin Egglesfield have been axed from the show! Their characters will be making their Melrose exit in January after the Who Killed Syndey Andrews? storyline wraps up in December. Um … wow!

Two months into its run, The CW’s ratings-challenged (but creatively-smokin’) Melrose Place reboot is about to undergo a major renovation. For starters, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Colin Egglesfield have been let go (they’ll last air in January), and the “Who Killed Sydney?” mystery is being wrapped up in December. Then, in addition to Heather Locklear’s Amanda, several new characters will be introduced and the show will take on a lighter, more fun vibe. Here, in an exclusive interview, exec producers Todd Slavkin and Darren Swimmer explain why they’re fixing a series that many (myself included) felt wasn’t broken and tease what’s ahead for Melrose 2.0 3.0.

What was behind the decision to let Ashlee and Colin go?
TODD SLAVKIN: Well, we always knew that this murder mystery would end in episode 12. And we always knew that [Ashlee's] character of Violet would be instrumental in that as a suspect, and [Colin's character of] Augie as well. And once that murder mystery was solved, she would go on her way. That was the original plan going into the development of the show.

So it was always the plan for Ashlee to leave after episode 12?
SLAVKIN: Yes. Because we felt that once the murder mystery was resolved, the tone of the show was going to shift into a much more fun, romantic, sexy upbeat kind of show, and [her] character would move on.

Same thing with Colin?
SLAVKIN: Colin was always meant to be the ultimate suspect. And his brooding alcoholic [character] tonally didn’t fit the paradigm moving into post-murder mystery Melrose Place.

Is it fair to say that if either of those characters clicked you would’ve found a way to keep them?
SLAVKIN: Well, you never know when you go along. But in the end, we felt like it was right [decision].
DARREN SWIMMER: The nature of soaps is that as things progress along, the story takes on a life of its own and the characters come and go in relation to that.

After the jump, find out how Ashlee and Colin took the news of their axing and read what Slavkin and Swimmer have to say about the possibility of other castmembers getting the axe from the show …

Earlier this week we saw Madonna‘s eldest daughter, Lourdes Maria, showing off her keen fashion sense and today we get to see a bit more of that sense (not the least of which includes her affinity for wearing studded Christian Louboutin flats). Lola, who looks like she took a cue from Lindsay Lohan‘s new love of the head bow, was spotted rockin’ a ginormous headband with an even ginormouser star affixed to her head coupled with a pair of vampire fangs … for real:

Clearly, Lourdes is jumping on board the new wave of vampire lore love … but do you think she’s all about the Twilight Saga vamps, the Vampire Diaries vamps or ::gasp:: the True Blood vamps? HMMM … I suppose it’s anyone’s guess … but it’s nice to know that even Maddy‘s daughter is susceptible to the same fads and trends that regular teens are susceptible to. She looks just as silly as any other teenage girl who chooses to walk around in public with vampire fangs ;)

[Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin]

Mom and entrepreneur Nicole Richie, who already successfully launched a jewelry line called House of Harlow 1960 as well as a maternity wear line for A Pea in the Pod, has announced that she will next be launching a contemporary fashion line called Winter Kate … and Women’s Wear Daily has all the deets. Here is but one example of what we can expect from Nicole and Winter Kate:

Nicole Richie has a new baby and a new contemporary women’s clothing line. The label, Winter Kate, which will debut in spring, expands a fashion business that already includes the accessories line House of Harlow 1960 and a maternity collection, Nicole for A Pea in the Pod. The 37-piece Winter Kate line, which takes her daughter Harlow’s two middle names, will hit stores such as Nordstrom, Bloomingdale’s, Neiman Marcus, Saks Fifth Avenue, Ron Herman, Intermix and Kitson, beginning in February. “It feels as though I’ve always been working on this collection, but officially I started putting it together in early 2009,” said Richie, who is lying low at home after the birth last month of her son, Sparrow. “I’ve wanted to design a clothing collection for a very long time.” Richie, who has become known for her eclectic bohemian style with a Sixties and Seventies flair, said she has torn fashion pages out of magazines for years and also draws inspiration from her favorite animals, including peacocks and other birds. The line includes mostly tops, vests and bed jackets in colorful vintage-inspired silk, crepe and chiffon because these tops are a mainstay of Richie’s own wardrobe. “I probably wear the same two pairs of jeans every day as the background to a fabulous top,” she said. “Bed jackets are a staple of my wardrobe because they are a gorgeous way to give jeans and a white T-shirt a completely different look.” Also key for spring dressing are “definitely a beautiful, fun slip dress in a great print and also a leather jacket to turn the romantic day dress into an edgy night-out outfit,” Richie said. Her collection includes long slip dresses, asymmetrical short dresses, tunics and a kimono-sleeved, maxidress, which are meant to be layered with vests in cotton macramé, suede or silk, or a shrunken leather jacket. “I purposely made the slip dresses in both solids and prints,” Richie said. “Wear the prints by themselves or with a great vest or jacket and wear the solids as basics to an outfit with many layers.” Priced from $35 wholesale for a camisole to $110 for a long kimono dress, and as much as $598 for the leather pieces, the line is positioned similarly to her accessory collection, which now includes shoes for spring. “Fashion should be accessible,” Richie said. “That was my philosophy when designing House of Harlow 1960 and it remains my philosophy for Winter Kate.” Both lines, she noted, are aimed at the same customer. “She is a woman like me: She does not look at labels; she knows how to mix and match. The pieces can be dressed up, made casual, but most importantly, they provide the wearer a means of self-expression and fun.”

Now, I know what you’re thinkin’ … Does the world really need another celeb-designed fashion line? … and you’re prolly right, it doesn’t … but it’s clear that Nicole is working really hard to express herself creatively with these new product lines and she is finding inspiration in her daughter Harlow Winter Kate. You can’t really blame the woman for wanting to create these products when she has such adorable inspiration leading her on … even if the clothes do look a bit like they came from the House of Zbornak (or at least from Dorothy‘s closet):

Whether or not this new line will be a success remains to be seen but it’s evident to me that Nicole‘s new life as a mom has really given her the push to expand her creative horizons. I wish her the best of luck … mebbe one day she’ll be able to hand the reigns of her fashion empire to Harlow when the time is right.

[Source, thanks Jo]

Congratulations are in order for sexy crooner Robin Thicke and Paula Patton his sexy wife of 4 years … at long last the happy couple are pregs with their first child!

Robin Thicke and wife Paula Patton are expecting their first child, Usmagazine.com has learned. On Tuesday, the two – who began dating in high school before wedding in 2005 – got cozy at the 2009 Angel Ball in New York City. Thicke, 32, was happy to sing her praises. “She could make a marriage work with a chair,” he told Us of Patton, 33, who is currently shooting the Queen Latifah comedy, Just Wright. “She’s an incredible woman, and she’s very beautiful, so I’m just lucky to be with her.” Asked how they work so well together, Patton told Us, “He’s … amazing!”

I have to say … it’s about time. I’m sure countless babies have already been made by countless couples makin’ the sweet love to Robin Thicke‘s music … it’s only fitting that Thicke and his wife make a baby of their own. Much love and congrats goes out to the happy couple … after all, as long as they keep on givin’ they can take anything that comes their way. Baby, rain or shine, all the time they got each other sharin’ the laughter and love.

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Yesterday was a really fun day … David and I picked up our buddy Dino and we made the trek down to Redondo Beach, CA for an afternoon visit to Chick-Fil-A. We planned on bringing our pal Russ with us but the poor guy is under the weather so we had to go without him …

… needless to say, we ate like fiends and had a great time catching up with one another. Dino is one of our fave people ever and we haven’t been able to hang with him for months so it was great that we were able to pull it together.

This afternoon David’s sisters will be rolling into town to spend the weekend with us … it’ll be great to have them here. Tonight Josh and I are going to see Hope Sandoval (formerly of Mazzy Star) live in concert at The Mayan Theater:

I cannot even express how much I love Hope Sandoval‘s voice … I am BEYOND excited to see her live tonight. Wee!! I’ll do my best to snap some fun pics to share with all y’all tomorrow orrrr mebbe not … I guess Hope is psycho serious about not allowing photos during her shows (apparently she unleashes her security henchmen to devour the souls of anyone who tries to snap a photo) … so I’ll prolly just leave my camera at home. My mobile phone is another story ;)

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• Restaurant Wars on Top Chef: Las Vegas was a total bore last night but I was happy with the elimination.
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• Jonathan Lipnicki (Stuart Little, Jerry Maguire) is 19, Zac Hanson of Hanson is 24, Spike Jonze is 40, Jeff Goldblum is 57 and Christopher Lloyd is 71 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Nine Inch Nails, R.E.M., Pearl Jam and more back President Barack Obama‘s plan to shut down Guantanamo Bay.
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• NeNe Leaks vs. Michael Lohan — THIS video is a MUST SEE!!!!!

First California First Lady Maria Shriver did it, then Brandy did it … now David Beckham got busted doing it … here are scandalous photos of Becks using his mobile phone while driving — a crime in the state of California!

Seems there’s a hot new law breaking craze in Hollywood these days, and David Beckham is quick to jump on the bandwagon! Ever since California first lady Maria Shriver was caught red handed using her phone while driving, a no no that her own hubby passed into law earlier this year, stars have been snapped left right and center flaunting the law of the land. David Beckham is the latest to be caught breaking the law. The 34-year old soccer legend was snapped texting on his cell phone, with no hands on the steering wheel, as he left soccer training Wednesday. Beckham was driving his custom designed Escalade from The LA Galaxy training grounds, but was too distracted to pay attention to the road. A definite flaunting of the laws of California!

OK … full disclosure … I, too, tend to unlawfully refer to my mobile phone while in the act of driving … trust me, I’m not proud of it and I am trying really hard to stop the practice … so I can understand how difficult it can be for folks to quit cold turkey. It is a dangerous habit and I’m workin’ to stop breaking the law … I’m sure Becks is workin’ really hard, too. Well … mebbe now that the world knows of his naughty habits he’ll work towards adhering to the letter of the law :)

[Photo credit: Splash News; Source]

Britney Spears bundled up her boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James, and enjoyed a quite night out at the movies with only her main bodyguard in tow. Sadly, Britney‘s beau/agent Jason Trawick was not in attendance at last night’s movie outing but I’m sure a great time was had by all nonetheless:

I understand that Britney took her sons to see Where the Wild Things Are which I think might be a bit too heady (and deffo too angsty) for wee little boys like this but a night at the movies is fun no matter what is playing on the big screen. As much as I love seeing Britwick together, I also love seeing Britney spending time with just her boys. It looks like our dear Britney enjoyed a nice little date night with her boys.

[Photo credit: X17]

Lil’ Wayne, who was arrested on charges of gun possession back in 2007 and was scheduled to go to on trail in January for said charges, has decided to plead guilty and forgo a lengthy trial. Because of his guilty plea, it is expected that Wayne (née Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr.) will face a year in jail as punishment … which, it sounds like, is more tolerable than a multi-year jail sentence had he gone to trial and was found guilty by the court:

The Grammy-winning rapper Lil Wayne has pleaded guilty to attempted weapon possession, and expects to receive a one-year jail sentence. He previously had pleaded not guilty to illegal gun possession charges that carried at least 3 1/2 years in prison upon conviction. Police said a gun was found on his tour bus in Manhattan in 2007. The rapper, born Dwayne Carter, won last year’s best rap solo performance Grammy for “A Milli.” His albums include “Tha Carter,” “Tha Carter II” and “Tha Carter III.” His trial had been due to start Jan. 20.

I mean … when you’re guilty, you’re guilty … and you’ve got to be pretty guilty to voluntarily plead guilty and face jail time. I suppose on some level this will give Lil’ Wayne street cred and will give him license to rap about his time in jail so I guess that’s one positive thing to come from this mess. Perhaps Lil’ Wayne will do some growing up behind bars and will emerge as Big Wayne when he completes his sentence … who knows. What we do know is that Mr. Wayne will be going away for a while to pay his debt to society … I suppose it’s a good thing that he’s man enough to pay for his mistakes.

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