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Earlier today we learned that Hills star Stephanie Pratt was arrested early this morning on suspicion of driving while under the influence … and now we get to see photos of Stephanie at Hills co-star Holly Montag‘s birthday party just hours before her arrest. Holly celebrated her birthday with friends at Empire nightclub and seemed to be having a great time … behold:

It looks like Holly, Stephanie and newest Hills castmember Stacie Hall were having the time of their lives. Unfortch, it sounds like Stephanie had too much of a good time and thoughtlessly decided to get behind the wheel of a car and put other people’s lives in danger by allegedly drunk driving. In happier non-criminally negligent news, I understand that Holly and Stacie paid a visit to The Parlour on 3rd salon to get all glammed up for the party. At least they have good judgment when it comes to their styling needs. These pics look like the ladies were having fun … it’s a shame that all this fun seems to have led to some piss poor decision making :(

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Pink reader Chad gave me the head’s up that Glee star Cory Monteith has appeared in a few interesting projects before he found fame on Glee. It turns out that Monteith featured in a 2006 horror film Bloody Mary where he played a young artist who apparently liked to paint self-portraits in the nude … before getting killed by a smoky monster in a mirror. Yeah, I really don’t know shizz about this movie … but there is a vid clip online that shows the scene I mention above:

HMMM … well, I guess all actors have to start somewhere … bare butt shots in films are plentiful in Hollywood’s past … at least Cory‘s got a cute bum. After the jump, check out a few uncensored screencaps from this scene and watch video of Monteith‘s NSFW buns in action …

Yesterday was a pretty fantastic day all around … not only was it a beautiful SoCal day but it was one that full of love, friendship and endless amounts of happiness. The day started off with a trip to the dealership so that David and I could take possession of our beautiful new car:

David and I have been planning on getting a second car for AGES but because we’ve been traveling so much the past few months we never got around to getting it together enough to find the right car. Because this is David’s first car he wanted to find the perfect one … after checking out a few models we decided to go with the 2010 Cadillac CTS. Folks, this car is phat … and at long last we don’t have to fight over who’s gonna get the car at any given time. I hope you’ll join me in sending congrats to my boo. David looks good next to our new ride, don’t he?

If you can believe it, the day got even better. David and I were invited to a very special wedding ceremony which took place last night … we were honored to attend and enjoyed one of the best nights of our lives with a very special couple who celebrated their love with family and friends. After the jump, check out some fun photos from the festive event last night …

• Roman Polanski has been moved from his holding cell to a medical center after complaints of an ailment.
• Oscar nomination predictions already?
• Guns ‘N Roses … ‘N lullabies?
• Def Leppard end tour early.
• Coolest wedding cake EVER?
• Vanessa Williams gives her daughter a job … as her stylist.
• The defense rests in the John Travolta extortion trial.
• Zac Efron is 22, Ne-Yo is 30, Jean-Claude Van Damme is 49, Erin Moran (Happy Days) is 49 and Dawn Wells (Gilligan’s Island) is 71 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Taylor Swift to host Saturday Night Live next month.

It is time, once again, to gawk and gander at our weekly dose of male hotness … it’s time for the Hot Dude of the Week. Today’s installment of Weekend Hotness features a young man with a very interesting talent … of walking on his hands. Whatevs, the dude is hawt … say hello to Craig:

I have to be honest, Craig‘s ability to walk on his hands was NOT the first thing I noticed about this photo … my eye was initially drawn elsewhere … but after about 15 mins. of focus on his … well, elsewhere, I noted that he was adeptly walking on his hands. Isn’t that exciting? You gotta love a man with hidden talents. I wonder what else Craig can do while upside down. HMMM.

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Just yesterday we saw photos of Rihanna shooting a new music video in NYC for her as yet unannounced new single from her new album due out on November 23 … and today we get to see her out and about on the streets of NY last night rockin’ a very … interesting … scarf-thing:

I’m not sure how many Collies had to be skinned so that Ri Ri could have her scarf but … yeah, I don’t like it. Man, and I was just saying how I like that Rihanna doesn’t wear stuff that’s too out there … and she has to go and step out on the town lookin’ like her head is sticking out of the abominable snowwoman’s vagina. Not a good look. I still love her tho ;)

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Here are a couple of SUPERCUTEADORABLE photos of mommy Alyson Hannigan and her beautiful baby girl Satyana running around in SoCal this week soaking up the sun and lookin’ all kinds of PRECIOUS :)

It wasn’t that long ago that little Miss Satyana was born and look at her now … she’s so big already. She is an absolute doll of a baby and I just loving seeing her out and about with her parents. It’s physically impossible to see photos of Aly and/or daddy Alexis Denisof with Satyana and not smile … their happiness is so infectious. Love them :)

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This year’s American Idol runner-up, Adam Lambert, is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Details magazine. In his coverstory interview, the Glambert talks refreshingly and openly about his sexuality and his status as an up-and-coming rock god and explains how different his life has become since appearing on American Idol. But, while Adam talks about his gayness, it’s the accompanying photospread that will surely get all of the attention … homie is posed with a completely nekkid woman in his spread. HMMM. Here is our first look at Adam‘s Details coverphoto and some excerpts from the coverstory interview:

They started throwing bras in Tacoma. That was the second night of the American Idol Live Tour. More flew in San Diego, Kansas City and DC. They were lacy, flowery bras and perky, polka-dotted bras, and the one that’s currently dangling directly over Adam Lambert’s head – a spongy E-cup on which some ardent fan has scrawled the initials A.L. over each giant boob. As a friendly prank, crew members have strung the bras up in the bowels beneath the stage at the Allstate Arena in Rosemont, Illinois, just outside Chicago, among an abundance of other offerings – some of them X-rated. The groupies also hurles riding crops, feather boas, handcuffs, panties; it looks a little bit like a grenade went off in Frederick’s of Hollywood. “I’ve heard about Tom Jones and panties,” says Adam Lambert, who has come down to survey the haul. “But me and panties, that’s just a little bit freaky.” He points to a jockstrap on which someone has written in sequins JOCKS LOVE ADAM. “Oh,” he says wryly. “They do?” To the showman in Lambert, a six-foot-one Pan of a man with deep-set blue eyes and a shock of jet-black-and-blue emo-style hair, it’s all part of the spectacle. “A lot of times I’ll pick up a bra and play with it during a song,” he says “It’s a way to connect. It’s like, ‘I threw my bra up on stage and you’re spinning it around. Cool. Yay.’” Still, he says, ” I think it’s weird that I’m having this effect on women. It’s flattering. I’ve never had underwear thrown at me before. Clearly there’s something significant about it, because there aren’t a lot of openly gay men in the entertainment industry.” It’s a testament to the sheer mainstream appeal of American Idol that a gay man with an unabashed affection for eyeliner and nailpoilish has emerged from this years competition as a new American sex symbol. “I think it’s beautiful, ” Lambert says. “That’s the way it should be. It shouldn’t matter what a person’s sexual preference is – it doesn’t change their appeal.” In the end, Americans of every persuasion proved themselves defenseless against Lambert’s vigorous pelvic exertions. “When I’m onstage,” he says, “there’s definitely a sexual energy that goes into it.” Indeed, he gyrated his way through performances like Led Zeppelin’s Whole Lotta Love with a libidinous abandon that’s rarely seen on primetime network television. Moral majorities found his style scandalous, but Lambert offers no apologies. I have no problem telling people, “‘You know what? I’m not your babysitter and I’m not your church’, ” he says. “They go ‘Jesus loves you, too.’ One time I just blurted out ‘I’m Jewish, okay? I don’t need another crucifix! That’s not an appropriate gift for me!’” He laughs. “I know people are coming from a good place, but it can be offensive. Like, ‘Thank you, I’m not Christian! I don’t read that book.’” Nor does he beg forgiveness for his outrageous costumes, which often look like cast-offs from a Vegas production of Mad Max. “There’s a certain level of pageantry with Idol and in order to work the show, you kind of have to feed into it,” he says. Some say the 27-year-old even upstaged KISS during their Idol visit, outshining them with his soaring rock-tenor vocals and Bowie-lite stage presence. Undeniably, it was his voice – which has been compared favorably to those of Robert Plant and Freddie Mercury – that got him a shot on Idol, but it was his savvy that helped him stay there and eventually steal the show. The gay speculation that surrounded him, shich he never shied away from, probably didn’t hurt, either. Although he didn’t win the competition – “It doesn’t fucking matter who won it,” says Lambert, the runner-up – it got him what he wanted: a platform of which to launch a singing career. And fame. When the season ended, he was awarded a six-figure recording contract with 19 Entertainment, the company that owns Idol and puts out the Albums of headliners, like Clay Aiken and Kelly Clarkson. Simon Fuller, the Great Oz behind the show and one of the most successful producers in history (Idol sales alone have generated close to $100 million), explains Lambert’s appeal as a matter of genuinely unique talent and natural charisma … Lambert’s groupies on the Idol Live Tour follow him across the country, offering him clothes and books and jewelery . And they’ve tried to give him other things. “There was one woman in Jersey who was actually gorgeous,” says Lambert. “She had obviously had a couple of cocktails, and during an after-show meet-and-greet, she just slithered up next to me and started kissing my neck. I was cool with it. But then it started to get a little weird because she was, like, moaning. She gave me a note that said, ‘I want to make out with you, here’s my number,’ and I was like, wow, this is crazy. But again, it’s cool. Because yeah, I’m gay, but I like kissing women sometimes. Women are pretty. It doesn’t mean im necessarily sleeping with them. Of course, had I been the one drinking cocktails,” he adds, “I probably would’ve made out with her.” He says it wouldn’t matter to his 24-year-old boyfriend, whom he won’t discuss except to say that he’s “Cajun” and has “swagger” (“I like ‘em smaller and younger,” Lambert says mischievously.) He smiles. “I don’t see how all of this is different than – let’s take a modern sex-symbol like Brad Pitt. How many of the women who fantasize about him actually sleep with him?” he asks. “It’s all fantasy – that’s what entertainment is. I’m here to entertain you, and if my sexuality is apparent and you respond to it, and you’re attracted to it, then great, I’m doing my job. It ain’t happening anyway!” His road manager arrives to hustle him off to get ready for the show. “It takes him a little longer because he’s totally on girl-time,” she says affably. “I like to get real pretty, ” Lambert says. Lambert grew up in an affluent suburb of San Diego, his parents were laid back baby-boomers – his mother was a dental hygienist and his father a supervisor at a telecommunications company – who didn’t freak out when their little boy exhibited a fondness for singing show tunes and gamboling around in capes. Which might explain why, two decades later, Lambert could sit up in front of a somber Chris Conelly on 20/20 and tell him how comfortable he is with his sexuality. “Get into it bitches!” he says now, laughing. “I’m not hiding anything. At least I can say that I’m honest.”

Lambert‘s Details coverstory goes on to talk about his younger, less confident days pre-stardom and paints a very well-rounded account of the young crooner. It’s deffo an interview that Glambert fans will want to read when the magazine hits newsstands in a few weeks. After the jump, check out the photos from his Details photospread but be warned, as I mentioned above, there is a full on nekkid chick posed with him so it might be NSFW for some of y’all …

In a sad Hollywood tradition that seems to show no sign of slowing down, Stephanie Pratt, castmember of the MTV series The Hills, was arrested here in LA early this morning on suspicion of driving under the influence:

TMZ has learned Stephanie Pratt was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence early this morning in Hollywood. Law enforcement tells us Pratt was busted this morning at 3:45 AM PT in Hollywood. She was taken into custody. Her bail is set at $5,000. Pratt is still in custody. She’s just been booked.

As you may already know, Stephanie was previous arrested on theft charges in her days before she was a castmember on The Hills. I understand that Pratt was in attendance at Holly Montag‘s birthday party at Empire nightclub here in LA last night so my guess is that she got loaded up at the shindig and then decided to put other people’s lives in danger by getting behind the wheel of her car. I have to say, I’m very thankful that police enforcement folks here in SoCal are vigilant about busting drunk drivers … keeping them off the road is vitally important. It’s scary out there :(

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So … remember a couple of days ago when the world was riveted to their TV screens watching what was believed to be a 6 year old little boy, Falcon Heene, floating away (possibly to his death) inside a big, shiny helium balloon? Remember the relief that was felt when it was determined that the boy was NOT in the balloon and was found home safe and sound? Remember when the family did everything they could to appear on every national news program to tell their story … and remember when the little boy at the heart of this story puked on his father on live TV presumably because even he was getting sick of hearing his father spew their story? Yeah, well it turns out that investigators in the case now believe the whole incident was an orchestrated hoax intended to drum up media attention so that the family could enjoy some sort of financial gain (ie. get their own TV series). Even yesterday, Richard Heene (the father of “balloon boy” Falcon) called a press conference asking that interested news outlets provide them with written questions that the family would respond to in due time. It is now being reported that criminal charges may be filed against the family on the grounds that they orchestrated the whole thing:

Deputies searched the home of a couple caught up in Colorado’s “balloon boy” saga after the sheriff said he was pursuing criminal charges in a case that at first sparked fear for the child, then relief he was okay, to suspicions of a hoax. Larimer County Sheriff Jim Alderden spoke to reporters Saturday to announce “significant progress” in the investigation after a second round of interviews with the family that afternoon. The sheriff indicated the likely charges are misdemeanors and no one in the family will be arrested. Alderden said, given the seriousness of the incident, he would consult with the Federal Aviation Administration and other federal agencies on potential federal charges. Alderden previously said that if the balloon ordeal was a hoax, the parents could be charged with making a false report to authorities, a low-level misdemeanor. “We were looking at Class 3 misdemeanor, which hardly seems serious enough given the circumstances,” Alderden said Saturday. “We are talking to the district attorney, federal officials to see if perhaps there aren’t additional federal charges that are appropriate in this circumstance.” He said deputies wanted a search warrant for the family’s home, and there would be more information at a news conference Sunday. It wasn’t clear where the family was late Saturday night. By 9 p.m., an Associated Press reporter at the family home said the couple hadn’t returned after leaving the sheriff’s office. Their three sons were believed to have been at home being watched by sheriff’s officials earlier in the day, but their whereabouts also weren’t known to reporters in the evening. The Heenes were expected to speak to reporters outside their home later Saturday, after a strange day that began with Richard Heene knocking on the windows of journalists camped outside his home and promising a “big announcement.” Richard Heene later asked reporters to give him their questions in a cardboard box. Heene did field one question from a reporter who asked him to clarify — once and for all — whether the balloon incident was a hoax. “Absolutely no hoax, I want your questions in the box,” Heene replied, and returned to his home, placing the box on his front porch. The “announcement” drew boos and jeers from the reporters. Prior to the news conference, two apparent protesters were seen on the street in front of the house. One had a sign that read: “Put Balloon Boy on TV: America’s Most Wanted.” The other had a sign that said: “10/15/09 We will never forget.”

Misdemeanor nor not, I hope these people are held accountable financially if they are guilty of these charges. They should have to pay for the cost of setting into motion the rescue attempts to “save” their little boy who they reported was flying away in a balloon. Additionally, Gawker PAID for a story by a man, Robert Thomas, who claims that he helped Richard Heene plan the whole hoax many months ago … you can read that story HERE but because it is a paid story, take what you read with a grain of salt. I find the entire matter really shady and do not trust a word that comes out of Heene‘s mouth. If guilty, I hope the Heene‘s are punished to the full extent of the law allowed and are forced to pay back the cost to the public that their alleged actions stole.

UPDATE: Larimer County, CO Sheriff Jim Alderden called a press conference just a few moments ago to announce that the “balloon boy” incident had been ruled a hoax/publicity stunt and reconfirmed that criminal charges are expected to filed against the Heene family:

The case of a giant Mylar balloon, which ascended into the sky late last week amid fears a 6-year-old boy was aboard, has been determined to be a “hoax” and a “publicity stunt,” Larimer County, Colorado, Sheriff Jim Alderden said Sunday. The family of the Fort Collins boy, Falcon Heene, engineered the incident in order to better market themselves for a reality television show, Alderden told reporters at a news conference. The incident Thursday prompted a widespread search, including the Federal Aviation Administration and the Colorado National Guard. It ended when Falcon climbed down from the attic above the garage at the family’s home. Earlier Sunday, sheriff’s deputies were seen entering and leaving the Heene home. A dispatcher with the Larimer County Sheriff’s Department declined to release any information about the search. “We anticipate criminal charges will be filed sometime in the near future,” Alderden told CNN late Saturday. Speculation over whether Thursday’s incident, which prompted a widespread search, was a hoax has mounted against Heene, father of three young boys.

THROW THE BOOK AT THEM!! I’m so glad these idiots are being prosecuted. After the jump, watch video of the sheriff’s press conference announcement …