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Lily Allen was one of the distinctive guests at the Omega Constellation party at Almada in the UK and was spotted (very easily) making her way out of the party while wearing a very eye-catching hot pink hooded Marc Jacobs coat … behold:

Now, y’all know I love pink but … this is … a bit ……… much. The coat itself isn’t too terrible and I quite like the fetching hot pink color … but the coned hood just takes this look into ridiculous land. Dunce cap meets pink Klansman is not really a look that I think people really want to go for. Because Lily likes to stand out and make a statement, I’m sure she loved the attention. I just don’t think I really like this look, awesome pinkness notwithstanding. What do y’all think … is this look a hit or a miss? I just hope they don’t make it in white :/

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Pete Wentz and Fall Out Boy were on hand at the Hard Rock Cafe in Universal City, CA yesterday to make an appearance at the Los Premios MTV 2009 Awards (aka the Latin American version of MTV‘s Video Music Awards) and was spotted rockin’ an interesting look while backstage. Check out Pete and his new black eye:

Anyone who is at all familiar with Pete Wentz knows that he is a fan of wearing guyliner so this new use of guy-shadow is a new thing. To be honest, coupled with Pete‘s cute new buzzcut … I don’t mind the make-up. Yes, it’s a little KISS-y but I think it works on him. What do y’all think?

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Jennifer Lopez — formerly Jenny from the Block, formerly J. Lo and who now reportedly wants to be known as Lola — is featured on the cover of the new issue of She magazine. Not to be confused with the She magazine devoted to lesbian women, this She magazine is marketed for “women who juggle their lives”. Here is our first look at her coverphoto and a tiny excerpt from the coverstory interview:

Hollywood actress Jennifer Lopez has said she wants to work on projects that her children will be “proud of” one day. The 40-year-old actress is mum to 20-month-old twins Max and Emme and she said she thinks differently about what she works on since becoming a mum. She said: “Being a mother has changed the way I look at my work in a very positive way. I want to be able to create and be part of things that I know my children will be proud of one day.”

Yeah, I dunno that an appearance on the cover of She is gonna do much to help her high profile but it was nice of her to talk to the mag. I doubt we’ll be seeing anything from the She photospread … so this might be it. I’m not sure that even a hardcore Lopez fan will want to bother seeking out this issue. I understand La Lopez is close to releasing a new album … hopefully she’ll be doing better promo than this in the weeks and months to come.

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After a quick match with the English football club in the UK earlier this week, a very scruffy-lookin’ David Beckham made his return home to LA yesterday to be reunited with his family. Because I’m a fan of the facial hair that Becks has been rockin’, I thought it’d be nice to check in and see just how scruffy he’s gotten in the past day or two:

Becks has rocked the facial hair before … but he never keeps it for very long. I think he would look really great with a full beard but I doubt that’ll happen. I think we’re gonna have to enjoy the scruff while we can cuz he’ll prolly be shaving it off any second now. I like Becks when he looks all grizzly … don’t it make you just wanna go GRRRRRR all up in his biz? Wee!!

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Yesterday we learned that infamous world-traveling partygirl Lindsay Lohan was ordered to appear in court today so that the judge could get a status update on how well Lindsay is completing her probation. Lindsay managed to make it to court today but she showed up late, which didn’t sit too well with the judge. Altho Lindsay answered all questions politely, the judge felt that she needs another year of probation to keep her on the right track. Here are a few photos from Lindsay‘s appearance in court just a couple of hours ago:

Lindsay Lohan is in hot water again. At a hearing in Beverly Hills Friday, a judge slapped an extra year on Lohan’s existing three-year probation sentence. Lohan, looking solemn and appearing gaunt, wore a white sportcoat, black pants and her hair in a bun as she walked into the courtroom holding her attorney’s hand for a progress review in her two DUI cases. Her attorney Shawn Chapman Holley explained to the judge that a miscommunication had occurred when Lohan failed to notify instructors of an alcohol education class she attends as part of her probation that she would be returning to the class after she left the country for work. Judge Revel sternly warned the actress, “I ordered you into court today because I wanted to speak to you directly. I don’t want to get any more notices again [that you might be in violation of probation], no warrants … where you’re thumbing your nose at the court.” Judge Revel ordered Lohan to get prior court approval the next time she leaves Los Angeles for work, and warned that any failure to comply with the terms of her probation could lead to jail time. But the judge also voiced a conciliatory tone when she told the troubled actress, “I’m rooting for you to successfully complete probation.” Lohan’s only words in court were “yes” when asked if she understood all the proceedings. A progress review hearing was set for Dec. 15. Lohan was sentenced to the probation term following her second DUI conviction in August 2007. Earlier this year, the court issued an arrest warrant for Lohan, also related to her class enrollment, but the matter was later determined to be a misunderstanding and was dismissed.

Now, I’m not sure that Lindsay will see this as a good thing but I deffo see it as a great thing. She’s managed to stay out of trouble since going on probation and that is very likely due to the fact that she doesn’t want to go back to jail. Forcing her to stay clean might be the only way to ensure that she stays clean. I, too, want to congratulate Lindsay‘s successful completion of her sentence but I honestly believe she needs more work. She wasn’t lookin’ too hot in court today (florescent lighting is NOT her friend) … mebbe another year of forced good behavior is just what she needs to turn her life around.

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Last night David and I met up with Darion, Loy and pretty much ever gay guy in LA to attend a special performance by Aussie comic Pam Ann at the Saban Theater in Beverly Hills, CA last night. Pam Ann‘s shtick is that she is a saucy flight attendant … and she is hilarious!

I was not too familiar with her show so I didn’t quite know what to expect … she was so much fun … we had a blast!! If she comes to your town, you must see her live. She is loads of fun … good times, I swear. After the show, the four of us met up for a late night dinner at Fat Fish in West Hollywood, CA and then David and I went home. Darion and Loy went to the official Pam Ann afterparty and got to meet the lady of her hour herself. It was a really fun night.

This evening, I’ll be making my way to Club Nokia in downtown LA to see KMFDM in concert:

KMFDM is one of my fave industrial bands of all time … I’ve loved them for YEARS. It’s been a while since I’ve seen them live so I’m really excited. The band graciously set me up with a photo pass so hopefully I’ll have some great pics to share tomorrow ;) Happy Friday … let the weekend commence!

• Trouble in paradise for Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy?
• Did you know there are only 15 songs to ever debut at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 Singles Chart? Britney Spears‘s single 3 is the 15th.
• Survivor season 1 winner Richard Hatch is finally out of jail.
• David Archuleta‘s parents are dunzo!
• A man suffers a fatal heart attack at a Kelly Clarkson concert.
• So why can’t Ceara Sturgis wear a tux in her yearbook photo?
• Ian Somerhalder gives fans of The Vampire Diaries what they want.
• Baby falls onto train tracks in front of a moving train, suffers very minor injuries.
• So did you watch Project Runway last night?
• Is Barbie hurting Mattel?
• Jenna Fischer does Shape magazine.
• Pregs Padma Lakshmi is lookin’ swell.
• More celeb designed clothing you’ll never buy.
• Britwick take another ride together.
• Ryan Reynolds will do drag in a new film.
• John Mayer is 32, Kellie Martin (Life Goes On) is 34, Wendy Wilson of Wilson Phillips is 40, Flea of the Red Hot Chili Peppers is 47, Suzanne Somers is 63 and Angela Lansbury is 84 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Roman Polanski‘s wife Emmanuelle Seigner allegedly attacked a paparazzo. HMM, I wonder why she is so testy.
• It turns out that the man who assaulted Leona Lewis at her booksigning this week was an X-Factor reject.
• Larry Birkhead says he saw Anna Nicole Smith take drugs.

John Mayer, Twitter aficionado extraordinaire, gave an interview to MTV and talked at some length about how he can totally understand why popstar Miley Cyrus would feel the need to delete her Twitter account. While Mayer makes it very clear that he would never let anyone force him to quit Twitter (saying he would rather tell the world to “eat [his] asshole” before he’d delete his account) he also says he can identify and can understand why she would choose to. Here is a pic of BFFs John Mayer and Miley Cyrus posing together a few years ago and some excerpts from his interview with MTV:

Nearly two weeks after Miley Cyrus quit Twitter, John Mayer sounds off what he has in mind about her abrupt departure from the micro-blogging site. To MTV News the rock singer shares, “I think she’s smart enough to realize there is some interference of the brain that she doesn’t want to deal with. Artists have enough to deal with.” “She’s a child, she’s a fantastic artist – I think there’s enough mental real estate being taken up by dealing with all of that stuff,” John continues stating. “For whatever reason, I am old enough and smart enough to tell someone to go fuck themselves if they tell me to go fuck myself. I think if you’re in Miley’s situation, it might take a little too much time to play goalie for your own heart and mind. So I totally get it.” “Miley is somebody who’s made a bunch of money doing something she loves. Most people do things they hate, for less money. If somebody can re-purpose something that somebody loves doing for a lot of money, in order to make a little bit of that money, they’re gonna do it,” John goes on explaining. “So nobody hates Miley Cyrus; they’re just picking up on her brand, re-purposing it, to try to make a little bit of Miley cash. It’s damaging people’s minds. Imagine Shannen Doherty with a Twitter account, back in the ’90210′ days. That would’ve just flat-out killed her.” Asked if he has ever thought of deleting his Twitter account, John jokingly tells MTV News, “I would rather tell the world to eat my asshole before I would delete my Twitter account.” Miley Cyrus deleted her Twitter account in a sudden on Wednesday, October 7 and provided no single explanation for fans. She later on released a YouTube video in which she rapped her reason for quitting the popular social networking site, citing the need for privacy.

HMMM … when Mayer says that Miley is a child, he is absolutely correct … I don’t know that I agree with much more, tho. It’s very clear that he is a big Twitter lover (in fact, it is reported that his fervent tweeting is what killed his relationship with Jennifer Aniston earlier this year) and it’s obvs that he loves talking about it as much as possible. I love that John is sticking up for Miley Cyrus tho … in the grand scheme of life it’s such a non-issue but to have John Mayer chime in with his $0.02 makes all the difference in the world.

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Back in April of this year we learned that original Melrose Place castmember Thomas Calabro, who played Dr. Michael Mancini for the duration of the series, officially signed on to reprise his role on the new version of MP and just a few weeks ago, we learned that Heather Locklear (who played Amanda Woodward) signed on to reprise her role on the show. Now, we’ve already seen photos of Locklear on the MP set but today we get to see her shooting new scenes with Calabro … behold:

Fans of the original Melrose know that these two characters have always enjoyed a tenuous relationship … Amanda never settled for Michael‘s bullshizz but even he managed to pull some stuff on her. These two characters are smart, conniving and very strong characters … it will be AMAZING to see them interact together again on the show. Seriously, it’s like the mid-90′s again … and I love it!! Locklear will be making her debut on the show in just a few weeks … I am practically counting down the seconds … I cannot wait!!!

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Here is a cute pic of proud papa Jude Law taking his children for a fun day at the Children’s Museum of the Arts in NYC, NY yesterday … well, not all of his children mind you. Jude has an older son named Rafferty who didn’t tag along with daddykins and his younger sibs … Jude also has another child born of a fling he had with Samantha Burke, an aspiring actress/model from Florida who just gave birth to their lovechild late last month … but who’s counting?

It looks pretty obvious that Jude is happily devoted to his children … well, these children … and that he was having a great time bonding with them yesterday. It remains to be seen what, if any, kind of relationship he will have with his youngest child borne of his tryst with Burke. While I doubt we’ll be seeing any photos of Jude doting over his newborn babygirl, it’s at least of some relief to see him spend time with his other children.

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