Paris Hilton Goes Shopping . . . For Books???
Shocking Paris Hilton news to pass along today … the overexposed heiress was spotted shopping in SoCal for something so surprisingly out of character that the mere sight of her latest shopping excursion left me slack-jawed and stunned. Paris Hilton was caught shopping … at a book store!
What’s even more shocking is that Paris went shopping at one of the best book stores in LA — Book Soup on Sunset Blvd. At first, Paris was seen perusing a book titled The 48 Laws of Power … here is a book description:
Amoral, cunning, ruthless, and instructive, this piercing work distills three thousand years of the history of power in to forty-eight well explicated laws. As attention–grabbing in its design as it is in its content, this bold volume outlines the laws of power in their unvarnished essence, synthesizing the philosophies of Machiavelli, Sun-tzu, Carl von Clausewitz, and other great thinkers. Some laws teach the need for prudence (”Law 1: Never Outshine the Master”), the virtue of stealth (”Law 3: Conceal Your Intentions”), and many demand the total absence of mercy (”Law 15: Crush Your Enemy Totally”), but like it or not, all have applications in real life. Illustrated through the tactics of Queen Elizabeth I, Henry Kissinger, P. T. Barnum, and other famous figures who have wielded–or been victimized by–power, these laws will fascinate any reader interested in gaining, observing, or defending against ultimate control.
But once Paris discovered that there were NO PICTURES in this book, she decided to pick up a pretty and oversized photo book instead … then she sped away in her fugly ass pink Bentley. The thought of Paris Hilton actually reading a book — any book — just hurts my head. Paris Hilton may be famous for doing very outrageous things … but this has to take the cake.
[Photo credit: Splash News]
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September 25th, 2009 at 9:41 am
OMG the car is HIDDIOUS!!!! But good for her looking like she got her read on. ;)
September 25th, 2009 at 9:50 am
the car is definitely hiddious! i doubt she really got her read on — probly just out for more stupid publicity
September 25th, 2009 at 10:13 am
Just imagine how *shocked* she will be with the twist ending at then end of Green eggs and Ham.
September 25th, 2009 at 10:16 am
It isn’t really in my nature to be crass, but does anyone else think that her car is a little phallic?
September 25th, 2009 at 10:18 am
LMAO!!!
September 25th, 2009 at 10:46 am
That car reminds me of the penismobile Ace and Gary drive.
September 25th, 2009 at 10:46 am
wow…paris hilton reading…not sure what to think about that. and she should get a new car. that one is really ugly
September 25th, 2009 at 10:49 am
LOLOL@CB. I love the ambiguously gay duo! Is it wrong that I like the dress she is wearing?
September 25th, 2009 at 10:51 am
@roxster I like the dress too.
September 25th, 2009 at 11:12 am
Cute outfit, but one ugly ass Bentley.
September 25th, 2009 at 11:57 am
According to Pamela Anderson (so take this with a grain of salt), she had dinner with her and a group of people at a restaurant, and Paris said, “I hate to read! Someone read me the menu!”
September 25th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Trent!!!!!!! LMFAO i literally almost just fell off my chair when i read “peptobismobile”!!!!!! thank you OMG!!! im rolling..i seriously needed that laugh
September 25th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
LMFAO @ “Pepto-Bismobile”!
September 25th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Now that’s funny I had to look to see what kind of book she could be looking at !! Picture books came to mind!
I can’t believe the car now that’s even funnier! I hate to admit this but PINK is MY favorite color I think she should have found a different shade of oink fir the car that pink is just what you said PEPTO-BISMOBILE !! really
September 25th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
*PAINT THAT CAR!!* It would look so fine if it was black… or silver… or red…. or anything but pink! Actually, it’s that particular shade of pink…. it’s just repulsive.
September 25th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Pepto-Bismobile
LOLOL! PERFECT!
September 25th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Re: The dress-
I thought it was funny because it looks like a VERY Banana Republic-esque print, which would be, like, so *pedestrian* of her ;) But yeah, it’s pretty!
September 25th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
Wow, I haven’t seen much of Paris Hilton in awhile. I wish it had stayed that way.
September 26th, 2009 at 5:58 am
Oh, please. This hag didn’t even finish high school. “Horton Hears a Who” would be beyond her comprehension.
September 26th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
I literally laughed out loud at the “PEPTO-BISMOBILE” comment! That was hilarious! That car is absolutely the pepto-bismobile if there ever was one! :D