Madonna Hides Her Shame Under The Zohar
Madonna, her holy Madgesty, must’ve been feeling decidedly unpretty in NYC this week cuz she was snapped trying to evade recognition by the paparazzi while in the company of her much younger toyboy Jesus Luz. Maddy thought the best way to keep from being photographed was to hide underneath a copy of The Zohar, which is considered the most important book in the study of Kabbalah … behold:

Altho The Zohar isn’t technically considered a holy tome like the Bible or the Qur’an is, I don’t believe it was necessarily intended to be used as paparazzi shield. In any event, it’s very clear that Maddy did NOT want to be photographed … which is odd because Madonna is rarely (if ever) this camera-shy. I’m thinkin’ honkin’ zit … how about you?
[Photo credit: Splash News]


September 23rd, 2009 at 10:54 am
Maybe she just got some work done and is hiding her face!!
September 23rd, 2009 at 11:00 am
She probably has stuff to cover up a zit….I am thinking a swollen, oozing cold sore on her lip, maybe?
Has to be pretty bad to hide like that!
September 23rd, 2009 at 11:12 am
Maybe her cheeks were injected again and now she’s a caricature of herself. I can’t wait to find out
September 23rd, 2009 at 11:27 am
Hey trent Jason was at Britney’s show in Louisiana and there’s a pix of him with Jamie and the boys well a pix of the back of his head.
http://i34.tinypic.com/2a7dk45.jpg
September 23rd, 2009 at 11:28 am
no, she’s just hiding the mistaken botox that doesn’t want to work on her skin anymore.
September 23rd, 2009 at 11:42 am
Maybe she hasn’t bleached her lip in a while ?
September 23rd, 2009 at 11:47 am
Uh…. I think it is to let everyone know what book she is reading so we’ll think she is the shiznit. She should change her name to Yentl.
September 23rd, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Perhaps she underwent an anti-aging procedure and she’s still sore.
-meream
September 23rd, 2009 at 12:55 pm
She probably just had those injections she gets to plump her face and not look like skeletor, so she’s waiting for the initial swelling to settle down.
September 23rd, 2009 at 1:49 pm
She probably missed her botox appointment.
September 23rd, 2009 at 1:57 pm
I agree with Mr. Gyllenhaal! Though, she did get some major work done to her face at the VMA’s because her face screamed botox! I’m glad her arms are covered up, though. : )