Les News, 092709
Polanski arrested, Law wants paternity test, Portishead returns
- Roman Polanski was arrested in Switzerland this weekend stemming from a 1978 arrest for statutory rape which he pleaded guilty to but never served punishment for.
- Andrew Shue and Amy Robach are gettin’ hitched.
- Jude Law wants a DNA test to make sure his new baby is really his new baby.
- New and “different” material from Portishead is on the way.
- Jamie Pressly got hitched!
- Uh Oh! Ozzy Osbourne has a driver’s license!!
- Saturday Night Live newcomer Jenny Slate utters the word “fuck” on live TV.
- Avril Lavigne is 25, Lil’ Wayne is 27, Gwyneth Paltrow is 37, Stephan Jenkins of Third Eye Blind is 45, Shaun Cassidy is 51 and Don Cornelius (Soul Train) is 73 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
- Crap. Miley Cyrus has been confirmed to appear in Sex and the City 2.
Okay I’m sorry but…WHY does Miley Cyrus keep getting acting roles. Her acting is painful to watch. She just, no, she just can’t act. Sure, she can sing somewhat. But she should really stick to singing instead of acting. Bleh at least it is only one scene.
ummmm WHYYYY is miley gunna be in SATC? even if its one scene, its one too many.
I’m gonna drop an F-bomb of my own…fuck Miley Cyrus. I admit, I love putting my hands up when there’s a party in the USA, but besides that, I don’t understand why she’s so appealing. Isn’t she a CHILD yet she’s appearing in SATC?? wtfff
Be thankful that Miley isn’t playing a young Carrie, which is what the rumour initially was about. Although, why they need a child in an adult themed movie is beyond me.
The new movie is turning into nothing like the original premise of the series. Flashbacks (we don’t need to know how they met), Liza playing a marriage celebrant (Stannie and Anthony get married WTF?) and then she does Beyonce’s Single Ladies. Anyone losing their money (this is not about poor people who shop at chain stores). Methinks MPK is selling out.
Maybe Samantha is going to take kickboxing and needs someone to beat down? I would pay 9 bucks to watch that
Oh my god, why is everyone commenting on Miley? Polanski drugged and raped a 13 year old girl and fled to France so he wouldn’t serve time. How is this news items stuffed in “les news”. Is Michael C Hall buying groceries that important?
WTF?? Miley Cyrus? what a way to ruin a franchise. I love SATC… and ANY Cyrus should stay away from it!
NO! If anyone deserves to be in SATC that is Britney Spears! Miley Cyrus isn’t even attractive! If her acting doesn’t ruin the movie, her face will. We must start a petition!
@Trillian – This isn’t a “news” blog, it’s more about pop culture and fun.
I get that it is about fun and all that (I miss your Project Runway covers) but you do cover some more serious matters from time to time. Polanski is a part of our culture. I guess just not tween culture.
@Trillian — Which is why I linked it in the newslinks. Sorry you’re not pleased.
An oscar winning director is pop culture, but post what you want to post I guess.
I agree a little warped that everyone commented on the miley cyrus thing and thought that was outrageous yet not the Polanski issue.
wow lil wayne is 27…he looks way older
Have fun in San Francisco!
Try to stop by haight st again if you’re in the need of some cool shoes.
Polanski DID serve time. The judge wanted to reneg on the plea bargain after Polanski had already served part of his sentence. Get your facts right!
I freaking LOVE Portishead. Oooh the excitement!!
Miley on SATC!?! Noooooooooo! totally disappointing.
I don’t believe the Polanski rape was statutory…it was non-consensual rape after he drugged a 13-year old. This should’ve deffo had its own feature instead of a small newslink Trent! Pretty big pop culture news.