Les News, 090309
- Liam Gallagher insists that Oasis is “over”.
- Idina Menzel and Taye Diggs welcome the birth of a baby boy.
- Batman is the #1 superhero.
- PeopleofWalmart.com becomes an Internet sensation.
- Ben & Jerry’s Hubby Hubby is the talk of the town.
- Josh Hartnett does GQ Style magazine.
- Shaquille O’Neal don’t mind spanking man ass.
- I was very happy with who got cut from Top Chef: Las Vegas last night, were you?
- Missing: 39 pages of Harper’s Bazaar magazine.
- Couteney Cox-Arquette strips down for her new show Cougar Town.
- Blake Lively shows off her Gossip girls in NYC.
- Is Lindsay Lohan ready to pose for Playboy magazine?
- Chris Brown compares his relationship with Rihanna to that of Romeo & Juliet. Funny, I do not recall Romeo beating the shizz out of Juliet.
- King Spencer Pratt doesn’t like jokes that involve tasering his wife Heidi Montag.
- Charlie Sheen is 44 and Eileen Brennan is 77 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
- Saturday Night Live adds two female comediennes to the cast.
- American Idol adds Avril Lavigne as guest judge, continues to go down the toilet.
- Lori Petty gets 5 years probation for her DUI bust.


September 3rd, 2009 at 12:38 pm
I don’t know what YOU have against Avril?!?! She writes her own music, sold over 20 million records, and actually sings live. What about that makes it going down the toilet
September 3rd, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Chris Brown needs to be quite. He is completely out of line for trying to romaticize a violent and abusive relationship. I didn’t think it was possible to like him less, but that did it.
September 3rd, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Someone taser Spencer please
September 3rd, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Just wanted to say thanks for not showing who got booted off. Top Chef. It doesn’t even start to air in Canada till the 7th.
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:16 pm
“Chris Brown compares his relationship with Rihanna to that of Romeo & Juliet…. Funny, I do not recall Romeo beating the shizz out of Juliet.”
LOL
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:41 pm
@Smoo I agree, I think Avril is more talented (and normal) than most of musicians. She’s waaaay more talented than Britney.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:06 pm
I was at Safeway the other day, by the ice cream area and I heard these two older men talking about Ben and Jerry’s ice cream and they were talking about the new one, you know, Hubby Hubby and he said the only reason why the ice cream is fudge is because of fudge-packers. I was appalled but why is it fudge? I mean…
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Lol @ Snorri….I volunteer.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:42 pm
First of all….duh!!! Batman is the best!!!!
Second, no one asked Spencer to be King of America, so he needs to get off of his thrown and go somewhere else where he can be king!
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Chris Brown needs to shut the f*ck up.
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Wait, since when does writing your own songs (and I thought she only “co-wrote” them) or singing live mean you have any talent? I could write a song write now and perform it live at some open mic night in a coffee shop, and it would not be a pretty sight. I don’t care if she writes every note and lyric herself, plays all of her instruments, and sings every song at every show live. That doesn’t automatically make someone talented and worthy of respect.
September 3rd, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Tracie, I am not an Avril fan, but you do have to give credit to a person who creates their own music and it becomes so extraordinarily successful. My guess is that your coffee shop performance wouldn’t convince people to fork over cash for a copy of it, much less 20 million people.
September 3rd, 2009 at 6:02 pm
@Smoo-
Avril’s not Cool(tm) to like, though
September 3rd, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Trent you’re a fan of Top Chef? +1 to you!
How gorgeous is Padma, is she not?!
September 4th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Dear Spencer,
You are a tool… and a prat. Please take your wife back to that island you were stuck on and leave the rest of America alone.
Loovvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeee,
Michelle