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Megan Fox, everyone’s favorite interviewee and fave of the Transformers crew, is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Rolling Stone magazine. In her coverstory interview, Megan explains how men are “scared of vaginas” because they fear women who are “completely in charge of [their] sexuality”. Oh yes … Megan‘s RS interview is full of wonderful bon mots like this. Here is Megan‘s Rolling Stone magazine coverphoto and some excerpts from her coverstory interview:

Megan Fox has proclaimed herself bisexual, called actors narcissistic douche bags, flat-out lied to the press about a lesbian teen affair and slipped some scathing words about her Transformers director Michael Bay into interviews. So what makes this sexy starlet tick? Rolling Stone’s Erik Hedegaard goes head to head with the star of Diablo Cody’s Jennifer’s Body in the new issue and learns the secret of her bewitching power: “a powerful, confident vagina.” “Men are scared of vaginas,” she says, telling RS a woman is most powerful when she is “completely in charge of her sexuality.” So what makes this seemingly in-control 23-year-old star crave the security of her pillow cocoon in bed at night and let her temper flare so wildly she’s told off-again, on-again boyfriend Brian Austin Green, “I’m going to stab you with something”? Fox opens up about childhood panic attacks, the only two relationships she’s ever had, and her struggle to reconcile her public persona with her true self. “I don’t really want to share myself with the public,” she says. “I want to deflect attention from my reality.” In Jennifer’s Body, Fox is a demon-girl who literally devours her horny high school classmates and engages in the most anticipated girl-on-girl make-out scene of the year. “Clearly I can’t argue that it’s not gratuitous, because it is,” she admits.

Rolling Stone promises that there is much more interesting stuff in Megan‘s coverstory interview to read in the new issue of the mag which hits newsstands today … apparently Megan Fox is a “self-loather”. HMMM. You wouldn’t really know it by reading/listening to her interviews. After the jump, check out some of the photos that are included in Megan‘s Rolling Stone photospread …

Can you guess which Hollywood celeb was spotted out and about on his way to a SoCal recording studio while wearing a very shiny gold mask?

It’s unclear if this celeb (who was in attendance at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards this past Sunday night here in NYC) is trying to launch a new fashion trend, is embarrassed about something or was just feeling unpretty but he deffo garnered a lot of attention by wearing this mask. After the jump, find out who it is …

One week ago today Nicole Richie and Joel Madden welcomed the birth of their second child, a baby boy named Sparrow James Midnight, and altho we’ve not yet seen hide nor hair of either mother or son yet we do get to see new pics of daddy Joel Madden out and about in SoCal yesterday afternoon. I understand, via Joel‘s official Twitter profile, that he is a bit sick (as is Nic/Joel‘s firstborn child Harlow Winter Kate) but the new dad (again) managed to get out of the house for a quick trip to the gym:

While it is always nice to see Joel out and about, I’m far more interested in seeing the emergence of Nicole and/or little Sparrow. I suspect we won’t be seeing either one of them for some time now but, if Nic/Joel follow suit the way they did when Harlow was born, they may be debuting a photo of their new bundle of joy on their official websites very soon. To be honest, there is no rush at all … I’m sure the family is going to take as much time as they like getting settled in their new configuration … but still, I can’t wait to see what the little guy looks like. Any guess how many tattoos he was born with?

[Photo credit: X17]

Altho I haven’t made any public announcements, I think I will be following the New York Post blog Pop Wrap‘s lead in NOT covering Kanye West anymore on my blog … but this is too good to not share with all y’all. In the wake of Kanye‘s horribly selfish and outrageous decision to ruin Taylor Swift‘s moment at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards last Sunday night, President Barack Obama was asked what he thought of Kanye‘s behavior. Unknowingly, President Obama was recorded giving his honest opinion on Kanye West‘s actions and was heard calling him a jackass. As it turns out, the recording of President Obama‘s assessment of Kanye has made its way to the Internets, courtesy of TMZ:

TMZ has obtained the audiotape of President Barack Obama calling Kanye West a “jackass” for hijacking Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech during the VMAs. The audio was recorded just before Obama went on camera to do an interview with CNBC. Before the interview began, Obama — referring to Kanye’s antics on stage — said “I thought that was really inappropriate,” then adding, “He’s a jackass.” After making the remarks, Obama said “Where’s the pool?” Presumably, he was worried the joke would go wide. He noted the last time that happened, he got burned for killing a fly. Obama said, “Cut the President some slack.”

LMAOOOO. When the president calls you a jackass, you’re pretty much a jackass. While I’m sure President Obama wouldn’t have been quite so open with his opinions had he known he was being recorded, I’m glad that this little nugget of awesomeness was recorded for posterity. The president was only saying what pretty much everyone else believes. After the jump, hear the snippet in full …