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At last … it’s here!! The official trailer for the upcoming 6th season of the MTV reality TV series The Hills, the first with Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County alum Kristin Cavallari as protagonist, is upon us! Here are a few screencaps from the new video trailer:

Get ready for drama! Judging by the first official trailer for the new episodes of The Hills, there’s going to be plenty to talk about when the show returns to MTV on Sept. 29. “She’s the girl that’s going to stab us all in the back and she doesn’t care,” Stephanie Pratt says about Kristin Cavallari’s anticipated return. “How can one person turn all our lives upside down?” Here’s how: Lauren Conrad’s Laguna Beach rival also dated Brody Jenner, so his Playboy Playmate girlfriend Jayde may need to watch out. Although Audrina thinks she’s moved on from Justin Bobby, she may not be ready to see him with another girl. And guess what — Kristin also has her eye on Audrina’s ex, who she met at Spencer and Heidi’s wedding. Speaking of … It looks like Heidi has been bitten by the baby bug! In the trailer, she’s hinting that she may be ready to start a family. Are you ready for a little Speidi offspring? Neither is Spencer, so rest easy — for now! Heidi and Spencer are also concerned about her sister Holly, who she says may need to head to rehab. As the trailer wraps with dramatic clips of Kristin stirring up trouble with some fighting words — and a kiss! — the producers of The Hills have a final note about their new star: “The bitch is back.”

WOOOOOOOO! I cannot WAIT!! Wanna see this drama in action? Check out the full trailer after the jump …

Whitney Houston will appear tomorrow morning on Good Morning America performing a song off her new album, I Look To You (which was released yesterday), but was performed and filmed today in NYC. Here are a few pics from Whitney‘s performance at Rumsey Playfield in Central Park earlier today and which can be seen in full tomorrow morning on GMA:

Considering how long it’s been since Whitney has performed live on national television, it’s understandable that the powers that be decided to film this performance for editing before it airs “live” on TV. I can’t wait to see/hear how it turns out tomorrow morn … excited?

UPDATE: After the jump, check out video of Whitney Houston performing I’m Every Woman during today’s performance in Central Park …

Ugh … so, are you lookin’ for new photos to wipe away the horrid memory of seeing Kevin Federline shirtless by the pool? How about these photos of Lindsay Lohan lookin’ utterly faboo at the pool at the Sunset Marquis this week:

Sure they look totally staged and a bit contrived but, she looks good … which is very encouraging, considering the somewhat messy state she’s been seen in in recent weeks. These photos get a thumbs up!

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OY! The day I feared would one day come … has come at last. That beloved cartoon from the 80′s, The Smurfs, is getting a modern CGI make-over for a new movie version of the ‘toon … and here is our first look at what the little guys will look like … behold:

This first image of a CGI Smurf from Sony Pictures Animation’s upcoming Smurfs movie was posted online last night, but we had to take a few more steps to make sure it was the real deal. It turns out that the studio ran the promo image, of which you can find a scan below, in a magazine recently. Opening in theaters on December 17, 2010, the film will be directed by Raja Gosnell. “The Smurfs” were created in 1958 by Belgian cartoonist Pierre Culliford, known throughout the world as Peyo.

Let me be the first to say, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I don’t like it. I much prefer the 2D version of The Smurfs over … this. My inner child is crying out for a return to the original animation. What do y’all think?

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Holy crap, y’all. Earlier today we saw photos of the Spears ladies enjoying the sun in Miami, FL and I noted that Britney Spears‘s boys weren’t around … it turns out that Sean Preston and Jayden James were in the care of their father Kevin Federline and his ladyfriend Victoria Prince who have also mooched their way to Miami as well. Blah … I’m not sure you’re ready for this but … here are pics of a shirtless K-Fat with his sons and chick by a pool of their own:

Ye gods … that’s a big man. You know, we recently learned that Rob Zombie is planning to remake the 1950′s horror film The Blob but he is looking for a more realistically scary blob creature to use in his version of the film … Yeah, I think he need look no further. Yikes!!

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Last night David and I met up with our friend Ben to attend a performance by Natalie Joy Johnson (currently touring with Legally Blonde: The Musical) and Our Lady J at the Upright Cabaret at The Vermont in Los Feliz, CA. Ben directed the show, Natalie sang some songs and Lady J accompanied on piano:

It was a marvelously, fabulous night of entertainment. We had a blast!!! I’m not big on cabaret shows but last night was a lot of fun.

Tonight, I’m meeting up with my friend Tony who I’ve enlisted to help me with my upcoming interview with Trent Reznor at the close of the Wave Goodbye Tour later on this week. Things are coming along nicely but I’m still lookin’ for good questions to ask TR about the tour and touring in general. If you have any questions, please email me or post them to me @trentvanegas on Twitter with the hashtag #ninterview. So much to do … woot!

• David Boreanaz & wife Jaime Bergman welcome the birth of a baby girl named Bardot Vita Bergman-Boreanaz.
• Michael Jackson‘s final resting place sounds creepy as hell.
• Aubrey O’Day clarifies her admiration for Adolf Hitler … and Fidel Castro.
• “I’m a cougar!” — Courteney Cox-Arquette
• Macaulay Culkin says the kid is not my son.
• Renée Zellweger involved in a minor car crash.
• Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream celebrates same-sex marriage with Hubby Hubby.
• The vampires on True Blood have great taste.
• Pete Wentz keeps a guy on hand to help him with his underwear issues.
• Using the horror of September 11 in advertising is the WORST.IDEA.EVER.
• Rachel Zoe faces another dramatic week of can’t-find-the-right-dress-for-Anne-Hathaway on this week’s ep of The Rachel Zoe Project. How ever will the rest of the season turn out?
• Kate Moss goes topless for V magazine.
• Geri Halliwell gets groped.
• Chris Brown arrives in Virginia to begin serving his punishment.
• Michelle Williams and daughter Matilda Ledger enjoy Brooklyn.
• Is Halle Berry pregs with baby #2?
• Joe Trohman of Fall Out Boy is 25, Scott Speedman (Felicity) is 34, Gloria Estefan is 52, Barry Gibb of the Bee Gees is 63 and Lily Tomlin is 70 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• The Green Hornet movie delayed again.
• Blink-182 cancel their NYC concert.
• Whitney Houston is thankful that people still love her.

Megan Fox, who can be seen in the upcoming teen horror thriller Jennifer’s Body later on this month, is featured on the cover and in the pages of Wonderland magazine. Apparently celebrating it’s 4th anniversary, Wonderland chose Ms. Fox to grace it’s anniversary issue … behold:

In a new interview this week, Megan Fox admitted she had huge insecurities about her stunning looks, claiming she doesn’t ‘like being seen’. But despite her protests, it sure looked like the 23-year-old is comfortable with her looks and in front of a camera as she strikes a series of sexy poses for a new magazine shoot. In the pictorial for British magazine Wonderland, Megan embraces the fashions of the Eighties for the desert shoot. In the sexy shots, taken by photographer Mariano Vivanco, Megan poses in a series of black outfits with her normally straight black hair curled in a wild perm. She seems to be fully aware of her sexuality as she shows off her fabulous figure in tight-fitting outfits and gives the camera a knowing look. Her sultry appearance contradicts an interview she gave to the American edition of Cosmopolitan magazine this month, in which she claimed she was ‘hysterically insecure’. She told the October issue of Cosmopolitan: ‘I’m very confident in how I project my personality. ‘But in terms of how I look, I’m completely, hysterically insecure. I’m self-loathing, introverted and neurotic. I don’t like being seen. I want to be invisible.’

LOL. You’ll pardon me if I don’t entirely believe that Megan Fox doesn’t like to be seen considering her career choice and the relish with which she seems to enjoy all the high profile benefits that come along with her chosen career. Hahahaha … I usually have a hard time with many of the things that come out of this girl’s mouth when she is interviewed but this time, yeah … LOL. After the jump, check out a few photos from this Wonderland photospread — I promise, there are no more quotes …

Here is our first look at La Toya Jackson‘s just released new music video for her song Home … which was created in loving tribute to her late brother Michael Jackson who passed away last June. Here are a few screencaps from the just released video for Home and the accompanying press release:

La Toya Jackson debuts her much-anticipated music video “Home” on iTunes today with all the proceeds going to her brother Michael’s favorite charity, AIDS Project LA (APLA). “Home” is the first video La Toya has done in 20 years and it will debut on Access Hollywood tonight. “Home,” a song sung by La Toya that she co-wrote and co-produced with Jeffré Phillips, was written with affection about her childhood memories and is based on the premise that no matter where you are or what you are going through in your life, you can always go “Home.” The label had been planning on releasing another single from the album on this date, but with the passing of Michael the label approached La Toya and Ja-Tail Records about releasing “Home” instead. La Toya decided if the song was to be released it would be with all of the proceeds going to one of Michael’s philanthropic causes. The single was released on iTunes last month to critical acclaim and hundreds of thousands of downloads, and all of the proceeds continue to go to APLA. Michael personally supported and donated to APLA, and it was a charity that he strongly believed in. Therefore, in the spirit of carrying on Michael’s legacy through La Toya, JaTail Records/Bungalo/Universal partnered with APLA by offering all of the download’s proceeds to act as donations.

La Toya gives a shout-out to Joker, the nickname she had for her little brother Michael … the whole vid is just a really sweet tribute to him. You don’t have to wait to see the video – after the jump, check it out in full …

Yesterday we saw a batch of photos of almost the entirety of the Spears family enjoying some downtime together poolside in Miami, FL and today we get to see a few more pics of all that relaxin’ … but this time, it’s only the Spears ladies who are soaking up the sun. While the boys are off doing their thing elsewhere, Britney, Jamie Lynn, Maddie Briann and Lynne Spears are chillaxin’ by the pool:

Maddie Briann doesn’t get to spend much time with aunt Brit Brit so I’m sure she appreciates this time together. With all the touring that’s been going on this year, Britney hasn’t really had much time to hang with her family as much as she’d prolly like to. Sure, she’ll meet up with them along the way as the tour carries on but it’s not the same as everyday contact. It’s really encouraging to know that Britney‘s handlers are making sure to keep her connected with her family as much as possible as she works her ass off on tour. Our dear Britney still has many more US dates ahead of her and then she jets off to Australia for some shows there … the end of the road isn’t really in sight for her just yet … which is why I’m sure she is really enjoying this little vacy with her family in Miami.

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