Aug 23, 2009
‘The Twilight Saga: New Moon’ Cardboard Stand-Ups Coming To A Bedroom Near You
Use with caution

Have you ever fantasized about having Edward Cullen standing watch over you while you sleep in your bedroom? Have you ever wanted to hug, kiss and/or do inappropriate things with a life-size reproduction of Jacob Black? Have you ever wanted a Bella Swan likeness that you could kinda beat the hell out of to your heart’s content? Well … you’re in luck!! Retailers across the country are beginning to stock “life-size” cardboard stand-up cutouts of some of your fave characters from The Twilight Saga: New Moon for you to use in all sorts of interesting ways:


Lord, I can only imagine what sorts of scenarios these cardboard stand-up thingies will be used for … and it ain’t pretty ;) After the jump, check out a pic of some of the officially authorized action figures that will be released from The Twilight Saga: New Moon


Yes, we’ve seen some of these toys before and personally, I think there’s much more interest in something like, say, the shirtless Jacob Black action figure rather than these little dollies but … collector’s gotta collect ‘em all. I don’t think I’d personally be interested in procuring any of these officially licensed items but I know there are quite a few rabid Twilighters that’ll rush right out to pick these up. Which one will YOU be bringing home with you?

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  1. chelsea says:

    wow i wonder what people will do 2 the edward cut out i wonder what hehehe

  2. Missa says:

    Of course who wouldn’t want an Edward life size anything! But really, do you think they knew Bella wouldn’t be the most popular buy and slacked on her figurine? I mean look at her! It looks nothing like her… Oh well, my mind already went back to Edward and Jake.. :)

  3. amanda says:

    ahhh, just what i always wanted…. edward to stare at ME while i slept….

  4. martooha says:

    Edward’s figure in my bedroom would definitely surprise my husband ;)

  5. Ana S. says:

    God lord what will they think of next

  6. Cristina says:

    i personally prefer the wall sticker that you can buy on etsy of edwards shadow that you can put on your wall…http://www.etsy.com/view_listi.....d=29652662
    :)

  7. jj says:

    How creepy

  8. nicole says:

    as much as i would love any form of robert in my room…i think it would freak me out to wake up to a cut out staring at me lol…and the bella doll is hoooorrrible

  9. nicole says:

    @ Cristina – i actually find that kinda need.

  10. CHASE says:

    A lot of people are going to get cardboard burn! OY!

  11. Vicky says:

    An Edward blow-up sex doll would probably sell pretty good, too, haha.

  12. roxster says:

    really? cut outs? so ridiculous….and the bella doll is atrocious…again, totally the type of thing that makes me think “hm, what do the actors think of this?”

  13. chelsea says:

    i think i would bur the bella cut out then throw the ashes off a cliff lol that wouls be fun

  14. Tracy says:

    Um wow twilight fans are WEIRD.

  15. belle says:

    That creeps me out, but not nearly as bad as ‘The Vamp’.

  16. Meagan says:

    why those three and then alice? why not either all of the characters or just the three main characters? very odd choice.

  17. Bill says:

    This twilight stuff is getting old…

  18. Lisa. says:

    Uhh thats super creepy. The actors must be so weirded out.

  19. Anna says:

    I had a Brad Pitt cut out when I was younger. I won it in a Legends of the Fall comtest. Those things are really freaky, everytime you walk into the room it startles you.

  20. Lilliah says:

    @Anna
    Yeah- my brother had one of a star trek character when we were growing up, and we’d make fun of each other for jumping whenever one of us walk into the room where it was. No matter how many times you see it, it’s always startling- the whole family got annoyed with that eventually and we hid it

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