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Have you ever fantasized about having Edward Cullen standing watch over you while you sleep in your bedroom? Have you ever wanted to hug, kiss and/or do inappropriate things with a life-size reproduction of Jacob Black? Have you ever wanted a Bella Swan likeness that you could kinda beat the hell out of to your heart’s content? Well … you’re in luck!! Retailers across the country are beginning to stock “life-size” cardboard stand-up cutouts of some of your fave characters from The Twilight Saga: New Moon for you to use in all sorts of interesting ways:

Lord, I can only imagine what sorts of scenarios these cardboard stand-up thingies will be used for … and it ain’t pretty ;) After the jump, check out a pic of some of the officially authorized action figures that will be released from The Twilight Saga: New Moon …

Yes, we’ve seen some of these toys before and personally, I think there’s much more interest in something like, say, the shirtless Jacob Black action figure rather than these little dollies but … collector’s gotta collect ‘em all. I don’t think I’d personally be interested in procuring any of these officially licensed items but I know there are quite a few rabid Twilighters that’ll rush right out to pick these up. Which one will YOU be bringing home with you?

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