Kevin Federline Brings His Chick, Overweight Stomach To NYC
Earlier today I mentioned that Britney Spears has made her way to NYC with her sons Sean Preston and Jayden James to perform a string of shows at Madison Square Garden starting tonight … and as we should all know by now, where she goes her ex-hubby and current-mooch Kevin Federline and his ladyfriend Victoria Prince go. Here are a couple photos of happy couple waddling on the streets of NYC last night:
In Vicky P’s defense, I should clarify that she wasn’t really waddling herself but she did have to slow her roll so that K-Fat could keep up with her. On second thought, VP doesn’t really deserve defense … she made her bed with The Federline and now she’s got to lie in it … that is, if she can still fit on it. While Brit Brit was taking her boys to Broadway last night, I believe these two were lookin’ for a place to eat a couple of nice dinners … and a glass of water for Vicky. Blech. These moochy twins just irk me to death.
[Photo credit: Splash News]
Tags: Kevin Federline, Victoria Prince
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August 24th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Trent you are amazing.
August 24th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
FATTY FATTY TWO BY FOUR, FATTY CANT NO LONGER FIT THRU THE KITCHEN DOOR !!!!
;)
August 24th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
He is positively disgusting.
August 24th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
It kind of looks like Victoria Prince is wearing a True Blood Merlotte’s shirt (http://store.hbo.com/detail.php?p=95232&v=hbo_shows_true-blood). If so, that makes her at least a bit more cool in my books.
August 24th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Also, how Victoria can be with him knowing he does nothing but ‘mooch’ off his ex-wife comepletely baffles me. Ick. Blech. Ew. Gag.
:)
August 24th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
@bethable – lol, i thought the same thing!!
August 24th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
I find it disgusting how anyone would purposely gain weight for attention. Sick.
August 24th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Trent, That was HILARIOUS!!!!
August 24th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Thats my Trent! You had me rollin reading this! K-Fat, Im lov’n it!
August 24th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
is the girl wearing a Merlottes tshirt?? if so at least she has some sort of taste.
August 24th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Maybe he’s auditioning for a role as Turtle’s stand in or stunt double?
August 24th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Wow he is getting bigger !!
If I were Britt Britt I would just tell people I was f**k up during the entire Kevin thing except the kiddie they are great !!
He is a pig That’s not what people meant when they told Kevin to make it BIG !!! lol
August 24th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Awe it looks like he is expecting soon! I wonder what it’ll be? Maybe some talent? Oh oh! or maybe some morals! Either one will be wonderful, can’t wait to see what it is ;)
August 24th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
The clothing! Seriously, with all that money this is the best he can do? He is a giant turd
August 24th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
@Trent HAHAHAHAH at your comment about K-Feds girl. “If” she can lie in it, classic!
August 24th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
is it just me or does k-fred look incredibly orange?!
August 24th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
Do you think his next CD will be called “Playin’ With Moobs”?
August 24th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
I know, I know, PITNB is Chris Crocker crackers over Britney Spears but it was not that long ago that her unfortunate antics turned K-Fed into a single parent and their two innocent kids into tabloid celebrities. As a result of the latter, it now costs a FORTUNE to protect/maintain any normalcy for their two boys. Maybe if Britney hadn’t gone completely off the rails/court-ordered “unfit” in such a pathologically public way, K-Fed wouldn’t have to uproot his life at considerable cost to ensure the boys are safe with their mother and the insatiable media. (Frankly, I’m not sure it’s even wise he agreed to indulge her taking the boys along on these tours (ie Business Trips) but that’s another story). Maybe, he could live modestly and discreetly rather than in a fortress-type mansion as protection from all the insanity she’s wrought. I’m not a fan of this guy (yeah he’s gross, etc.) but the “mooch” label is spiteful, revisionist bullshit.
Lastly, it’s common in joint custody agreements to work out a financial arrangement that creates an even, consistent quality of life for kids so the family isn’t torn further apart by money, favoritism, etc. And if you’re unfamilar with these terms of divorce Trent–good for you!
August 24th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
I don’t understand the hate. Now, I don’t think Kevin is the most moral person on the planet but I think he should get some credit for standing by Britney. If he really wanted to be a mooch off of her, he could have easily started selling stories to tabloids and media venues for cash. I have not read or heard of any instance of him talking negatively about Britney. And if anyone had a right to do it, it would be him.
August 25th, 2009 at 3:19 am
Wait, is it just me, or is K-Fat wearing platform shoes??? Fat and has a Napoleon complex? Run, Vicky, run.
August 25th, 2009 at 3:56 am
@troyS — While I agree that KFed was a saving grace once, he has since become a literally bloated leech. I’ve already discussed at length that the terms of his money settlement from the joint custody go above and beyond a fair agreement. Getting funds to travel the world with your girlfriend ON TOP OF a generous custody deal is gross and disgusting.
August 25th, 2009 at 5:56 am
@Trent Well said bravo
August 25th, 2009 at 6:02 am
Trent, this has to be one of the funniest pieces you’ve ever wrote! You have such a way to say things!
August 25th, 2009 at 8:22 am
I’m not really a fan of Britney, but I feel for her having to put up with the girlfriend tagging along on this tour as well.
August 25th, 2009 at 9:02 am
I totally agree with TroyS and Shel2u. If it was a woman, would she be called a mooch? She would be lauded for taking care of business. So what that he gained weight? I didn’t know that was a moral sin. Now I remember why I quit reading gossip sites. Trent, I used to read your postings daily but you are becoming more and more like that trash Perez Hilton.
August 25th, 2009 at 9:25 am
@Nat Lancaster — Sorry, I gotta calls it like I sees it (so, yeah, if a woman was mooching like this, I’d say the same thing) … which means I continue to just be me :)
August 25th, 2009 at 9:33 am
LMAO this was too funny. I hope to GOD K-Well-Fed is gettin some kinda weight loss reality show and the eatin is all for $ so he can make his own way in life instead of moochin off his ex (Britney). He’s a hot mess….the “bump” and the manpris. Good Lord almighty. He does make cute kids though….Jayden & Sean P are f’ing adorable….so I’ll give him one thing. Thanks for a lunchtime laugh Trent!!!
August 25th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
These photos make me cringe. And where can we buy Merlotte’s shirts? :D
-meream
August 25th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
I’m curious, when is he EVER taking care of his other children? Ahhh yes, there are a few who remember that he has kids from a previous relationship. Remember ? The former actress who HE LEFT while pregnant with his 2nd child. Hmmmm, i’m not saying Brit is the greatest but lets not pretend Kev is Father of the Year. He left the mother of 1st child while pregnant with his 2nd, less famous, girlfriend and pounced on the awesome opportunity that is Ms. Spears. Seems like he’s soooo interesting in “taking care” of Sean & Jayden is bcuz of the perks, so in other words he is a MOOCH.
August 25th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
My god… at one point he actually used to be decent looking. This is just brutal… Britney is probably thinking good riddance!
August 25th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
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August 25th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Hmm…maybe Celebrity Fit Club will be casting their next Z list “celebrities” soon and K-Fed can finally be a star of something.
August 26th, 2009 at 11:50 am
@bethable – the only reason i bothered to read the comments was to see if anyone else noticed that (:
i so want that shirt!
August 26th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
I am not sure who I am angrier with, K-fed for taking advantage of Britney’s money, or Britney, for getting into such a situation, she has no choice but to let K-fed take advantage of her money…