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Jennifer Aniston is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Elle magazine … and while the coverstory interview has not been released online just yet, Elle is already teasing the issue by releasing Jen‘s coverphoto, a few excerpts from her interview and a very revealing photo:

Jennifer Aniston — The resilient actress on humor, honesty, and her other ambition

On using humor to get through tough situations: “I remember being 7 and asking my mom if I was as pretty as [my best friend] Monique. And with all the love in the world, my mom looked at me and said, ‘Oh, honey, you’re so funny.’ So, she doesn’t lie to me… She answers the question by not answering and instead tells me what she thinks is my greatest strength.”

Firstly, kudos to Jen for finally realizing and accepting her lot in life … she will forever be the terribly wealthy pretty girl who is destined to remain single for all time immemorial. Secondly, wow her mom was a beyotch! Even if your mama doesn’t think you’re as pretty as other kids, the least they could do is lie (tho, I’m of the mind that good moms could never see another child more beautiful than their own). I wonder what other nuggets of info Jennifer will be revealing in this issue of Elle magazine. And speaking of revealing, after the jump check out one of Jen‘s Elle photos that is — you guessed it — a bit revealing …

Why that’s a nice side-boob you’ve got there Ms. Aniston. Single or not, Jennifer Aniston is still a major babe. It’s entirely possible that she might find true love one day but, then again, she has that destiny mentioned above to fulfill. It’s kinda hard to feel too bad for the chick, tho. Wealth, fame and beauty are pretty nice consolation prizes methinks.

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