Earlier this year we learned that Heidi Montag, a.k.a Mrs. Spencer Pratt, would be appearing in a pictorial for Playboy magazine … in June, we learned that she would be gracing the cover of the September issue. At the time we also learned that Heidi‘s Playboy spread would be “tasteful” and would not feature full frontal nudity … which is prolly for the best for everyone concerned. Last night, Heidi and hubby Spencer Pratt attended the LA premiere of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra at Grauman’s Chinese Theater in Hollywood, CA and brought along a copy of Heidi’s issue of Playboy … giving us our first look at her “tasteful” coverphoto:
LOL. As you can see, Heidi‘s bikinied body is covered in dirt and the Playboy logo is drawn on her dirty body … which is kinda tasteful, I must admit. Heidi Montag really does have that Playmate look about her … she’s a perfect model for the mag. After the jump, check out a few photos of Speidi gratuitously flaunting this new issue of Playboy magazine on the G.I. Joe red carpet last night …
I must admit, I’m not even more curious to see what the photos inside the magazine look like. Will she be showing off her surgically augmented bubbies? Just how tasteful are the rest of her pics? I’m sure we’ll be seeing them all very soon … in the meantime, enjoy this little tease. Are any of y’all as curious as I am to see the rest of the pics?
[Photo credit: Wireimage, Splash News]
sweet jebus, her resemblance to mother teresa is uncanny.
a piece of shit covered in shit. fabulous!
How do we know that’s really mud? :)
Wow, dirt covered in dirt! Woot! Someone got it right!
@emily… looks like playboy has a sense of humor/irony that completely surpassed heidi haha.
really?? who wants to see 2 incredibly fake ridiculous looking boobs on a stick with an ugly face and no ass? I thought Playboy was a classier than that.
Worst. Cover. Ever. Playboy must really hate her too to cover her in sh!t.
OMFG! We’ve never seen her in a bikini before! :O What a treat!…. …
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Trent, you are awesome! It is your job to report on what is going on and I think it is so funny to laugh at them…so keep posting. These people who are trashing you and telling what to post and not post, REALLY PEOPLE.
Trent is amazing!!!!!
I hope to God that this turns out to be a fake…
I think it is really tasteless of them to bring that mag to a movie premier that has nothing to do with them. I totally voted on the E! poll. I had totally forgotten these two existed…until now. I don’t see the harm in Trent posting this…its obvious he did so to make fun of them…Which generally seems like the tone of his blog. But the less stories about them the better :)
her head looks pasted on el oh el
Amazing that she is covered in “dirt”. Does that mean she’s a “dirty” girl? Please, no more of these two! They make me want to vomit.
Lol…it DOES look like poop!
That cover picture was so bad, I thought it was a mockup someone did online! That must seriously be one of the worst magazine covers ever. Too funny that it is real. I must be too used to E! Online’s Speidi ban, because when this popped up it scared the hell out of me.
Please please please NO MORE SPEIDI “NEWS”!!!! I also agree no more Paris Hilton!!!!
Haha! They were smart to cover part of her horse-face. She is most def and, “Butter Face”. I hate these two freaks. Man, she is ugly…hopefully their ‘celebrity” has peaked and they will now fade out into the background.
I <3 Speidi so hard. They make awesome tv, and I stopped watching “I’m a Celebrity…” when they left the show because it wasn’t as entertaining without them. Every show needs a villian. These two are effing AWESOME. :)
@bosie — To what, exactly, are you referring? Who gives me attention? What?