Yesterday an explicit “sex tape” made its way to the Internets which features married couple Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart gettin’ nekkid with former beauty queen nobody Kari Ann Peniche and quickly made the rounds. The video debuted on Gawker but it was censored so as not to show Dane‘s McSteamy peeny … but the NSFW site Fleshbot posted the uncensored video today which shows Dane‘s wares in all its blurry-can’t-really-make-it-out-clearly-but-we’ll-take-what-we-can-get glory. Here are a few screencaps:
If there is one thing in life that we hold as a certainty, it’s this: pretty much everyone who’s ever owned a digital camera (or webcam) has, at one point or another, taken naked pictures or video of themselves. The latest edition in our cavalcade of celebrity sex tapes: Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, and Kari Ann Peniche (known for “Grey’s Anatomy,” Noxema commercials, and beauty pageants/sex work respectively) all got together one day, did some drugs, and got naked. And taped themselves. Is it shocking? Not really: in fact, it’s rather tame (perhaps even more boring than “Kim Kardashian, Superstar”!). Will we ever get to a point where we can just admit that this is normal? That it’s not shocking to learn that a celebrity made a sex tape…because we’ve all made a sex tape? Probably not: but we’ll keep hope alive. When we’re not busy trying to find deep meaning in furiously masturbating to Eric, Rebecca, and Kari’s drugged up naked ramblings.
According to Dane‘s lawyer, who is threatening to sue … someone … the video footage doesn’t really constitute a “sex tape” per se as no one is actually engaged in any sex acts, on that account he may be right. But a nekkid video is a nekkid video, no matter how you try to explain it away:
It didn’t take long — TMZ has learned there’s already a legal war raging over the Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart naked threesome tape. Legal pit bull Marty Singer, who reps Dane and Gayheart, tells us he will sue anyone who publishes the video, which he calls “a private, confidential tape.” Singer says he just spoke with third wheel Kari Ann Peniche and asked how the tape got leaked. Her response: “I have no idea. I had nothing to do with it.” As for reports there’s a full-blown, uncensored sex version of the tape, Singer said, “From what I’ve seen it’s a naked tape, not a sex tape.” Singer added, “At most it’s 3 people maybe wanting to have sex.” And that’s why we love Marty Singer.
So … enough talk, right? In case you have yet to see the video/want to see the video you can head over to Gawker to watch the censored version HERE or you can head over to the extremely NSFW site Fleshbot to watch the uncensored version HERE. Enjoy!! And then lemme know what you think. Personally, it’s tame/lame … but nekkid is nekkid so … Win!
I love how Rebecca Gayheart is still labeled as the Noxzema girl. Even a sex, er, naked tape won’t shake off that moniker. But, naked is naked and a naked Eric Dane is always good right before lunch.
Naked tape LOL as if it’s so much better that way LOL aww u gotta love celebs and their way of thinking
Lame. They also sound stupid on whatever drug they are on. Not sexy at all.
Rebecca Gayheart, was she the one that ran over that little boy a few years ago?
@ Margie: Ditto. I’m not really bothered, or surprised by this. They as a pair always ooze sexuality so I feel this is probably a normal weekend at home for them lol.
Is that first naked shot of him all there is. I can’t see much more than I see on Grey’s. I didn’t want to watch the whole thing unless there is more of him. I’ve seen her in person fully clothed several times and that is bad enough. Not an attractive woman. No need to see her naked. I may throw up my Kashi. If there is more of him, let me know. Time stamps are welcome.
Waitin for your sex tape to surface Trent
@erizna — Yeah, not gonna happen. It can’t leak if you’re smart enough never to make one.
Eew, I don’t know, this video takes him down many points in my book. It’s so trashy. Also, I read that the other girl worked as a call girl as well. Any possibility that they paid her? She is reading a credit card number into the phone at one point. Ew.
When I was getting a divorce the first thing I did was destroy what were some private pictures. Fortunately, I got a hold of them before he did or who knows what would have happened for revenge. Would I have made a tape if I was young in this time? Probably. But I agree with you, Trent that it is a bad idea if one is famous or ever thinks they will be. Probably a bad idea all around. But young people have poor judgement. That’s my excuse. Anyway, watched this. He is so stoned that the sight of two beautiful naked women in his bed doesn’t raise any interest. He should want to hide that shame, that’s for sure.
@alisaj- yes, she killed a kid who was crossing the street. she was inpatient (the other cars had stopped for him) and she was on her cell phone. a dynamite individual.
btw this is so not a sex tape. its b.o.r.i.n.g people talking about thier porn star names. y.a.w.n.
i love that the chick can’t figure out how to to ‘turn off’ the ligt up rubber duck. she keeps saying her 7 year old brother had to show her.
ugh. brain trust. the lot of them.
They are high as hell, that’s for damn sho
This is kinda funny. They are so out of it. LOL
-meream
lol @ Jenn
I agree with Trent
I just don’t really think it is a big deal. People have private lives, and to pretend that most people haven’t done things that are a little questionable is just silly. It isn’t your life, so why does anyone care that they made this video?
Is this the only way a publicist earns there money these days? We need more creative publicists around with new material.
haha, they are so f*cked up on something!
His wiener isn’t exactly a winner! ahahaha
it’s tame..we’ve already seen pics of her sunbathing topless so big deal. a peen is a peen and boobs are boobs.
Its funny that I always got the “crazy vibe” from Rebecca Grayheart ever since I saw Urban Legend the movie. Hope Im not spoiling the end for anyone but in the first five minutes of that movie I figured out she was one crazy bitch. And in the first five seconds of her naked tape I got that same feeling.
WOW please tell me not all white men have such small penis.. please tell me this is just some white men.