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Yesterday an explicit “sex tape” made its way to the Internets which features married couple Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart gettin’ nekkid with former beauty queen nobody Kari Ann Peniche and quickly made the rounds. The video debuted on Gawker but it was censored so as not to show Dane‘s McSteamy peeny … but the NSFW site Fleshbot posted the uncensored video today which shows Dane‘s wares in all its blurry-can’t-really-make-it-out-clearly-but-we’ll-take-what-we-can-get glory. Here are a few screencaps:

If there is one thing in life that we hold as a certainty, it’s this: pretty much everyone who’s ever owned a digital camera (or webcam) has, at one point or another, taken naked pictures or video of themselves. The latest edition in our cavalcade of celebrity sex tapes: Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, and Kari Ann Peniche (known for “Grey’s Anatomy,” Noxema commercials, and beauty pageants/sex work respectively) all got together one day, did some drugs, and got naked. And taped themselves. Is it shocking? Not really: in fact, it’s rather tame (perhaps even more boring than “Kim Kardashian, Superstar”!). Will we ever get to a point where we can just admit that this is normal? That it’s not shocking to learn that a celebrity made a sex tape…because we’ve all made a sex tape? Probably not: but we’ll keep hope alive. When we’re not busy trying to find deep meaning in furiously masturbating to Eric, Rebecca, and Kari’s drugged up naked ramblings.

According to Dane‘s lawyer, who is threatening to sue … someone … the video footage doesn’t really constitute a “sex tape” per se as no one is actually engaged in any sex acts, on that account he may be right. But a nekkid video is a nekkid video, no matter how you try to explain it away:

It didn’t take long — TMZ has learned there’s already a legal war raging over the Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart naked threesome tape. Legal pit bull Marty Singer, who reps Dane and Gayheart, tells us he will sue anyone who publishes the video, which he calls “a private, confidential tape.” Singer says he just spoke with third wheel Kari Ann Peniche and asked how the tape got leaked. Her response: “I have no idea. I had nothing to do with it.” As for reports there’s a full-blown, uncensored sex version of the tape, Singer said, “From what I’ve seen it’s a naked tape, not a sex tape.” Singer added, “At most it’s 3 people maybe wanting to have sex.” And that’s why we love Marty Singer.

So … enough talk, right? In case you have yet to see the video/want to see the video you can head over to Gawker to watch the censored version HERE or you can head over to the extremely NSFW site Fleshbot to watch the uncensored version HERE. Enjoy!! And then lemme know what you think. Personally, it’s tame/lame … but nekkid is nekkid so … Win!

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