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Yesterday we got our first look at 14 seconds of the new movie trailer for The Twilight Saga: New Moon which is set to debut in movie theaters this weekend (ahead of showings of Bandslam) but today we get to check out the full 1:50 trailer in FULL … the only problem is that the trailer has been overdubbed in French. Zut alors! Ah well, the industrious kids at Oh No They Didn’t! managed to procure the clip and provide a fairly accurate translation of what is being said in the video … but rabid Twilight fans don’t need a translation to see what is going on in this new movie trailer:

Someone ever tell you a secret that you couldn’t share with anyone?

Taylor: New moon is far more complex than Twilight was.

Edward: I’m leaving. You’ll never see me again.

Taylor: Edward’s departure leaves Bella profoundly depressed and Jacob becomes the friend whom she could always count on.

Jacob: I know how much he made you suffer but Bella I’ll never hurt you. I promise you.

Bella: You know you’re sorta beautiful.

Taylor: Jacob has changed on many levels. He is physically stronger. He’s taken on at least 30 pounds.

Bella: Be careful. These things are quite heavy, so….

Taylor: As time goes by, you can feel the passion growing.

Taylor: ‘New Moon’ really goes to a higher level.

Taylor: There’s more action is this movie because of the werewolves.

Bella: What have you done to him?

Sam: Back up (or something like that)

Taylor: I think the fans are going to be pleased.

Taylor: ‘New Moon’ is riveting. The tension grows from the beginning to the end.

My guess is that this exact trailer will be shown in theaters (in English) this weekend ahead of showings of Bandslam, so it’s nice that we get this sneak peek (cuz I know I will NOT be seeing Bandslam at all). So … you wanna see the trailer? You better watch it while you can, cuz as y’all should be well aware it could get yanked offline at any moment. After the jump, check it out in full …

UPDATE: The video below has been reposted, with English translation, so check it out before it gets yanked:

If you want to see this movie trailer on the big screen and in English, you’ll need to head out to movie theaters this weekend to see Bandslam … or, you know, just wait a few days and I’m sure it will show up in better quality online or will be shown on TV. But, if I know those rabid Twilighters, they won’t be waitin’ for nothin’. Enjoy!!

[Source via ONTD!]