Britney Spears Delivers The ‘Top 10’ List On ‘The Late Show’
Britney Spears was a surprise cameo guest last night on The Late Show with David Letterman making her first appearance on the show in 3 years to deliver the Top 10 List for last night’s ep:

Bikini-clad and lookin’ fab, Brit Brit delivered the Top 10 Ways The Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President including #10: She’d be the first President to wear eye shadow since Nixon. LOL!! After the jump, check out the full video of our dear Britney delivering the Top 10 List on The Late Show last night …
Ha!! I think #3 is my fave on her list ;) Just in case some of you are unable to watch the embedded clip above, you can click HERE to watch it on You Tube. My girl!! She totally killed it. What do y’all think?
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August 19th, 2009 at 7:54 am
Not bad. It could have been a little bit funnier but whatever. She looks great & she’s back!
August 19th, 2009 at 7:56 am
She looked good, except when she first said hi I thought she looked so awkward perched like that on her hip…which would explain why she switched to the other one…and then kept switching. It looked uncomfortable and ridiculous and was distracting. At least the weave looked good though.
August 19th, 2009 at 7:59 am
Bless her heart. She sure is rockin’ that rock, though, isn’t she? hmmm.
August 19th, 2009 at 7:59 am
Oh gosh! She looks fierce. Go Bitchney!
August 19th, 2009 at 8:02 am
OMFG! LOOK AT THE RING! Britwick?
August 19th, 2009 at 8:03 am
She was sooo funny. Beautiful Britney. Have fun tomorrow at the opening night of the second leg of circus tour.
August 19th, 2009 at 8:05 am
Love Britney but I thought the list could have been funnier. I laso think she should have won a more flattering swimsuit/bikini. Othern than that she looked and sounded really cute.
August 19th, 2009 at 8:12 am
That was pretty funny but I agree, the list could have been better!! She looked good and I am happy she did it! I think it would have been better if she was dressed up like the president!
August 19th, 2009 at 8:16 am
Funny she wore a bikini I agree she should have dressed like a president !! My girl is looking very hot these dayz !! Go Brit Brit. :)
August 19th, 2009 at 8:39 am
i love brittney, but that was very lame. she does look good though!
August 19th, 2009 at 8:45 am
Trent, were we watching the same video? I think you have blinders on when it comes to Britney. It was completely lame and awkward. And wow that bikini is NOT flattering on her at all. Anyone can read off of a teleprompter.
August 19th, 2009 at 8:49 am
@Tracey — Haters gonna hate :)
August 19th, 2009 at 9:04 am
@Tracy if you don’t like her and if you’re a Brit hater, why even bother wasting your time commenting about her?
TEAM BRIT, BITCHES!!
August 19th, 2009 at 9:08 am
@ Tracy, I’m going to have to agree with you. It seemed way too scripted, she was clearly reading right off the teleprompter and her body language showed she was uncomfortable and awkward. It seems like she was forcing herself to be super cute and her voice is really high.
August 19th, 2009 at 9:11 am
….i agree…
her body isn’t that amazing… ( that’s why she twisted her body around to look good on cam)
…not sure if she is back… at least not as she used to be.
let’s wait and see..
August 19th, 2009 at 9:12 am
P.S. I’m not a Britney hater at all, just stating my honest opinion.
August 19th, 2009 at 9:12 am
I’m not a hater. She’s just doesn’t look that great and she’s not back. She used to be so vibrant and now I’d say she’s just cruising at functional, but Trent is a little bit delusional in his Britney-Love much as he’s a bit delusional in his K-Fed-Hate, but it’s his website, that’s why people have websites, to point out their delusions and fixations. Also she’s doing that ackward hip thing because it makes her hips look less wide and it helps mask her stomach issues which she still has 2 kids later (like most women) which you can clearly see in pictures where she sat down in a bikini 5 or 6 days ago. She’s not a desperately toned smokin’ hot pop-star. She’s a well-preserved mother of 2. Get over it.
August 19th, 2009 at 9:19 am
I agree with maggie tozier – she’s not unattractive but she isn’t at her best either. Remember her super hot bod in her I’m a Slave For U music video? Well, she’s nowhere near that anymore. Its understandable after having 2 kids.
August 19th, 2009 at 9:31 am
i dunno. it was ok. she seemed to try hard at cute. and i gotta say, not her best bikini. the list its self wasnt that great either..meh. i wouldnt say she killed it.
August 19th, 2009 at 9:34 am
She really puts herself out there and I give her credit for that, its just that we have seen SO MUCH of her dressing like this that I expect better. I get that she is playing up to the image of “Britney Spears” by wearing the bikini but I think she is at a point in her career where she can re-vamp her image into classy sexy and save the half nekkid costumes for her concerts. I just think shes better than the dumb bimbo thing that has been played out so many times.
August 19th, 2009 at 9:36 am
obvs she’s not going to be the exact same woman she was when she was 16 and a rising star. come on now. but after two kids, a divorce, all the mental issues she had, you can’t deny she looks great. will she ever be as amazing as she was when she was 20? probably not, but that’s because she’s a grown woman now. i think when trent says “she’s back”, compare her to when her life was spiraling down. she is definitely back. he probably means she has the opportunity to still perform, still have a huge group of fans, still have number ones on the chart… it doesn’t mean she has to rock a 6 pack. it’s kind of like michael jackson… yeah he may have been strange at times, but that doesn’t mean he wasn’t the king of pop and wasn’t an amazing performer. britney is a legend.
August 19th, 2009 at 9:48 am
I loved her! I’d pick her over Obama in 2012.
August 19th, 2009 at 9:50 am
Honestly, Letterman rarely has a funny top ten. The writing on his show isn’t good anymore. Britney looked uncomfortable but the whole bikini on a desk thing was also strange. Put her in a slamming suit. None of that was her fault. She looks better than she used to but isn’t ever going to be the old Britney.
She’s game to mock herself and for that I love her.
August 19th, 2009 at 9:58 am
I thought she looked great! I don’t blame her for reading off a teleprompter…I’m sure she didn’t have a week to memorize the list and practice. It was probably more of a last-minute thing, seeing as we didn’t hear anything about it until yesterday.
I will always root for Britney and wish her health and happiness!
August 19th, 2009 at 10:02 am
I liked it even more watching it the second time around. :)
August 19th, 2009 at 10:20 am
Has anyone ever watched the Top 10 List before? EVERYONE sounds like they’re reading off of a teleprompter..Except for Letterman himself..I thought she looked great, not necessarily cuz her body is pretty banging, but because she looks vibrant and happy again..It’s been a while since we’ve seen that from the girl..As for Trent having blinders on, since when is supporting an artist you love having blinders? He most definitely called her out on her shiz when she wasn’t doing so hot, but never lost faith..That’s what you do when you’re a fan!
August 19th, 2009 at 10:22 am
That was cute :) I’m happy for her!
August 19th, 2009 at 10:25 am
she clearly looks really gross.
August 19th, 2009 at 10:32 am
The top ten is rarely lough-out-loud funny and pretty much everyone who does it sounds like they are reading it off the telepromter. So give the girl a break and move on.
August 19th, 2009 at 10:42 am
haha..
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fab? no! gross, yes.. LOL
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shitney fans are definitely something to laugh @
August 19th, 2009 at 11:07 am
I don’t think that was the most flattering thing to wear. She isn’t fat by any means, but it makes her look chunky. Not to mention that it is just odd and a bit creepy.
August 19th, 2009 at 11:08 am
That really wasn’t funny at all. I feel like you could swap Britney with any other Hollywood starlet and use that exact same list. But she didn’t write it so can’t really fault her there. What would have really made it funny it it was more “Britney being able to laugh at herself” type jokes. Throw in a Starbucks/Cheetos joke or something silly like that. Ohhh well.
August 19th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Some of you are flat-out jealous! Deny all you want but it’s the truth! A lot of you are just mad that Britney is still extremely relevant and she’s comeback (sure, she may not be 100% quite yet but still!) To call her body fat or anything is ridiculous. I mean, what does she have to do to get people off her back? She could donate all her money to all the charities in the world and yet you people would still find something to bitch about! I suggest some of you get off your asses behind your ~computer~ and look in the mirror. KTHANX
August 19th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Am I the only one who gets why she is in the damn bikini? Its part of the top ten title joke. Come on people…chill the frack out.
August 19th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
wow she’s so Hot!
Bow to Hotney!
August 19th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Chase, going off the deep end there, buddy. Everyone has their preferences, and if not everyone likes the same pop stars you do, that is alright. The world will still spin, the sun will still come up.
August 19th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
she is such a bimbo. I don’t get it.
August 19th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
@Krissy – No, not really, buddy. I realize everyone has their preferences but there is a fine line between preferences and overly criticizing to the extent where it’s nauseating. I’m sure the world will spin and all that other Hallmark shit. : )
August 19th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
@Krissy – If you haven’t noticed, it’s only okay for Chase to make fun of celebs if HE/SHE doesn’t like them. It’s NEVER okay for anyone to say anything “bad” about Brit…
If it was Courtney Love, no one would be as defensive about it…
I agree with another person who said she kept perching from side to side, to hide her belly-roll. You have to sit very straight to keep a tummy pouch from looking like a fat-roll. Lol. But I’m not doggin’ on her for it… because she does look good for someone who had 2 kids so close together.
I was just wondering two things: WHY are people called haters because they are annoyed by someone? Does that mean that we’re all jealous of SPEIDI??? No.
I’m TOTALLY *NOT* jealous of Brit – I’ve even complimented her, more than a few times… but let someone say one little thing and suddenly, they’re labeled as jealous haters…. People don’t say that when people talk trash about C. Love….
I do have a certain amount of disgust for Brit, but that doesn’t mean I am jealous of her… I don’t like her voice or face at all.. I wouldn’t want to trade my looks to have hers, FOR SURE. I’d never want to be her… sound like her… look like her OR have a life like hers.
The other thing that I was really wondering, was: why do a lot of celebs have bruises on thier thighs? Injections of some sort? (I’m thinking B12 injections)???
August 19th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Chase, your overzealous attempts at defending her are just as nauseating to me.
August 19th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
I agree with Chase and love Britney 100%. You go girl.
August 19th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
This girl needs her own sitcom…she should join the cast of Big Bang Theory!
August 19th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Loveddd it. Britney is so fab! <333
August 19th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
@PixiesBassline – We’ll agree to disagree. I think Britney’s weave is completely hideous and her clothes are in poor taste as well but I still love her. Whenever ANYONE mentions something about Britney you’ll notice she gets the most comments (whatever gossip blog it may be) and there will always be fans and haters. Now, you said if you disagree with someone and get labeled as hating then that’s silly, right? Well, that’s true BUT when you keep on going to same person and see the same comments FROM the same people you start to associate them with hating/haters. The words most people say about Britney isn’t even related to constructive criticism or anything in-between. It’s always, “Lyke, omg, why does she carry her kid like that?” or “Dang, she looks horrible” or whatever. There’s plenty of other celebrities who do the same things as Britney but don’t even get scrutinized at all. Sure, Britney has went overboard but it’s because it’s constantly documented by the media. People act as if she’s the only one in the world who does it. Britney has always got scrutinized for the littlest things well before her breakdown and people NEVER give her a break or even a wee bit of credit. I’m not targeting this to you but other people as well. I know I don’t like certain celebrities but I’m not overflowing the pool of hatred, either. And, you know what? A lot of people can sit down and have a fat roll even if you’re super toned. The camera weighs ~70 lbs.~ and plus maybe the shot wasn’t at the best angle and like, maybe she ate a whole big of Cheetos’s and chugged down a RedBull so it made her look big?! Oh wait… I’m being ~overzealous~ because I’m actually making excuses for alternatives that may associate with her appearance and not saying a primary one like, “She HiD3s her FaT r0lls dats why she Is Sittin LiK3 that” right? Listen, I have a degree in defending Britney and you better believe I received all A’s. : )
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August 19th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
@DENISE,
YOU ARE THE REASON WE HAVE REALITY SHOWS. DUMBASS.