A XXX Tribute To ‘Saved By The Bell’
Just when you thought the Saved By The Bell reunion for People magazine was the total bee’s knees comes even MORE awesome SBTB news. Hustler has announced that they have just wrapped production on a pornographic movie called This Ain’t Saved By The Bell XXX which features XXX actors portraying characters from the teen TV series engaged in, well, sexual relations. Doesn’t that sound fun?
It’s official, we’ve wrapped This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX. The neon Day-Glo sets are empty and the acid-washed jeans are history as we move into post production on this ultimate parody tribute to ’90s cheesy television. Cast with some of porn’s hottest rising stars and some fresh new faces, TASBTB (as it’s known in inner circles) pays homage to the hugely popular TV show that capitalized on the many issues that teens face. All bases are covered in this parody, as the gang from Bayside High finally take advantage of being 18 and going all the way! This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX stars Missy Stone, Ashlyn Rae, Misty Stone, Ally Ann, Nicole Ray, April O’Neal, Eric John, Ralph Long, Mikey Butders and Scott Stone as Mr. Hijinx himself, Zack Morris. This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX is scheduled to be released October 6, 2009.
LOL! I never really thought about the possibility of a Bayside High gang bang but I guess we’re gonna get one anyways. No word on how the characters will be paired up but do you suppose Zach Morris and A.C. Slater will be gettin’ it on in some capacity? I mean … they got to, right? You just *know* they’re gonna make the girl characters get it on. I’m not sure if this particular pornographic film is the kind of thing any of y’all might be interested in but you might want to keep this in mind for that special person on your gift-giving list that is hard to shop for. A creepy uncle or your mailman, perhaps? After hearing about how Playboy magazine is going all PG-13 these days, it’s comforting to know that Hustler is keepin’ it real and bringing the hardcore porn … just the way we like it.
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August 13th, 2009 at 11:15 am
I wonder if Mr. Belding is happy he was included in this reunion =P
August 13th, 2009 at 11:15 am
shouldnt there be a clever title? screwed by the bell?
August 13th, 2009 at 11:15 am
LOL- screwed by the bell is not clever. wait, what?
August 13th, 2009 at 11:16 am
@Jenn — NICE!! Mebbe you should work for the Hustler porno title department ;) xox
August 13th, 2009 at 11:31 am
hahahaha.. hmmmmmm…im not sure how to take this…im kind of creeped out that mr belding has a role lol
August 13th, 2009 at 11:43 am
That rocks!!!!! I’m so buying this when it comes out…..
August 13th, 2009 at 11:46 am
@Trent I’m all for a Slater/Zack deal, only if we get a Kelly/Jessie one. (Cannot believe I just said that! Hahaha!) and really shouldn’t it be Mr. Ballsdong? ;)
August 13th, 2009 at 11:52 am
LOL OMG! How hilarious.
August 13th, 2009 at 11:56 am
This company has a whole line of popular sitcom sex parodies. Including Friends & Seinfeld, The Brady Bunch, Three’s Company, Bewitched and yes even The Cosby Show!! Don’t ask me how I know!
August 13th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Hahaha great timing on Hustler’s part. I watched the show faithfully as a kid so its kinda creepy thinking about an XXX version. I would definately fantasize about kissing Zack Morris though, lol how PG. Hilarious concept for a porn!
August 13th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Trent, of all the articles you’ve posted, and all the comments you’ve made in the 2 years I’ve been reading this blog, this one takes the freaking cake. Hilarious commentary, great story, I totally heart you more than ever.
August 13th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Not sure why this caught my eye, but isn’t it weird that there is “Missy Stone” and “Misty Stone” in the same movie? One of those girls needs to change her name!
August 13th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
mr belding…lmfao
August 13th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Mr.Belding sure looks happy to be behind Zach..hahahahah
August 13th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Creepy how innocent and squeaky clean they look, while knowing what exactly it is they’re promoting …. eek
August 13th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
why are porn people always so creepy looking?!
August 13th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
‘actors’? really?… ok.
August 13th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Dustin Diamond is gonna be PISSED that he didn’t think of this first.
August 14th, 2009 at 8:24 am
Kelly – I agree. He may be pissed that he wasn’t asked to be in it, too.
August 14th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
I think i’d go with ’saved by the balls’ or something. ha. im uninterested in seeing belding screwing someone. ick. the thought of it is stomach turning.. though the belding in the movie will probably be slightly more attractive. lol.
August 18th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
I am pretty sure they could probably have gotten the real actors to make this porno. I am sure most of them could use the money and half of them have already done shady things since the SBTB days.