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Last week we got to check out a few pretty sweet promo pics from the new CW series The Vampire Diaries, which debuts this Fall, from a photosession titled Love Sucks. Today we get to check out a few more promo pics from the show — unthemed as far as I know but just as sexy:

Okay, so I really loved the photos we got to see last weekend but these new photos are nice as well. I especially like the one we see here. Elena‘s hair is all flowy and she is flanked by vamp bros Stefan and Damon … it’s gonna be fun watching these vamps fight over her affections. True Blood it ain’t but I’m hopin’ The Vampire Diaries will bring the drama nonetheless. After the jump, check out a few more promo pics from this new set of photos …

Sarah Michelle Gellar, pregs and fab, was spotted on a coffee run where it looks like she was picking up a couple of ice frappucinos for her and a friend. One would hope that the drinks are uncaffeinated, so as not to upset her incubating babykins … behold:

And the bump watch continues … we are getting ever nearer to the birth of SMG‘s first born child and I can’t hardly wait! Enjoy those frapps, girl, cuz when that baby comes you ain’t gonna have time to runnin’ out for coffee drinks for a loooooong time ;)

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Princes William and Harry of Wales were on hand today to attend the wedding of friends Nicholas van Cutsem and Alice Hadden-Paton in London and Wills brought along longtime girlfriend Kate Middleton as his date. Altho Nicholas and Alice aren’t members of the royal family, their nuptials automatically got a royal bump based on their guest list ;)

The pressure on Prince William to pop the question to girlfriend of eight years Kate Middleton is greater than ever. The couple were dressed in their finest for the wedding of close friends Nicholas van Cutsem and Alice Hadden-Paton who became engaged after only one and a half years together. And perhaps Kate is hoping William gets the hint. She has been dubbed ‘Waity Katie’ for her staying power in the long-running royal romance which friends are convinced will eventually end in marriage. Today at the Wellington Barracks in London, patient Kate looked stunning in a cornflower blue brocade coat over an oyster white dress, finished with a delicate fascinator. William and Prince Harry, who was also a guest at the wedding in the Guards Chapel, were just as smart in their three-piece morning suits. The 31-year-old groom is a life guard in the Household Cavalry, while his new wife Alice, 25, works as an events manager. Her brother Harry Hadden-Paton has made a name for himself as a West End actor. The wedding of Nicholas and Alice is thought to have caught William off guard. But despite rumours of an impending engagement to Kate, sources say the Prince is too busy to get married. He is training to become an RAF search and rescue pilot, and has tours of Australia and South Africa planned. It may not be until Kate and William turn 30 that they tie the knot. They are both 27.

LOL. This Nicholas dude and his new bride Alice got themselves hitched after such a short time together, compared to how long Wills has been with Kate. If she’s hoping to land her prince, she’s still got some time to wait. Truth be told, I’m certain that Willy and Katie will end up married … they seem well-suited for one another. Mark my words, they will tie the knot some day … just not today. I must say, the young princes looked very handsome in their finery today. I’m sure Mr. and Mrs. van Cutsem were most appreciative that the young royals deigned to attend their nuptials. Congrats to the happy couple!

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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra star Sienna Miller has found herself a new man and, Hallelujah!, he is unmarried. Sienna and her new beau George Barker a.k.a. DJ Slinky Wizard were spotted canoodling together on a yacht off the coast of Ibiza this week confirming that the pair are romantically involved. Here are pics of the happy couple and some deets about this burgeoning relationship:

SIENNA MILLER has confirmed her relationship with British DJ SLINKY WIZARD – the pair was spotted kissing during a romantic holiday in Ibiza, Spain. The actress has been rumoured to be dating the beatmaker – real name George Barker – since they met at the Secret Garden Party in Cambridge, England last month. Miller took Baker with her on a family trip to Ibiza this week and has since been snapped kissing and cuddling the star during a day trip on a yacht on Thursday. The Alfie star split from actor Balthazar Getty earlier this year.

Thank ye gods above, below and all around! I’m not sure how I feel about the name Slinky Wizard but the fact that there isn’t already a Mrs. Slinky Wizard makes him aces in my book. Sienna Miller is too fine a lady to be wasting her time with married men, perhaps now she can truly find happiness with this DJ fellow. This is a romance that I can support, y’all. I wish them nothing but the best! WEE!

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Taking a page from the Brad Pitt playbook, Justin Timberlake mounted up on his sweet motorcycle and went for a ride on the Sunset Strip yesterday afternoon here in LA. In all honesty, homie looked pretty cool on his phat ride … who knew?

I have to confess that I am not the biggest Justin Timberlake fan around but he did get himself a very sweet bike. He looks much cooler on this bad boy than, say, my homie Joel Madden looked on his 3-wheeled motortricycle. That being said, JT doesn’t look half as hot as Ryan Gosling looks on his bike. HMMM … what is it about dudes on motorcycles?

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Since I’ve been in a big G.I. Joe mood lately, what with my love of the movie G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra and my affection for the viral video G.I. Joe: The Invasion of Cobra Island, I thought it was time to bust out my G.I. Joe DVDs of the original 80′s cartoon and watch a few eps … so that’s what I did yesterday afternoon:

I know it prolly sounds like I’m going overboard but the movie really did remind me how much I loved the cartoon when I was a kid. Sure, it’s cheesy as hell now but I really loved those 80′s cartoons.

To be honest, I think I might’ve gotten all the Joe out of my system … and I’m ready to get fixated on something else. This afternoon, David and I are meeting up with Ollie, Caleb and hopefully Tamar to see District 9 which I hear is FAB. I’m staying well away from all potential spoilers cuz I wanna see the film fresh. No word on what’s going on later on tonight but … it’s the weekend so, it’s bound to be fun! Happy Friday, y’all!!

• Jon & Kate + Cops
• A warrant for Bobby Brown‘s arrest has been issued.
• “Those guys can’t live their lives freely. They have to put out this image that’s totally fake.” — Miley Cyrus‘s older brother on The Jonas Brothers
• Kristen Stewart confirms that she is not pregs.
• After Steven Tyler‘s fall, Aerosmith cancels the rest of their Summer tour.
• Is Jamie Foxx showing off his equipment on GuysWithiPhones.com? (NSFW)
• Kellan Lutz goes for a run.
• Peace the Spork Out goes to Reno 911!
• Levi Johnston reveals that he is “down with the gays”.
• Ponyo looks like this Summer’s Animated hit!
• Kristin Kreuk hits the pool.
• Sienna Miller vacays in Ibiza.
• Black eyes for Reese Witherspoon?
• Katie Holmes = fashion designer?
• Chris Brown has reportedly recorded a song titled Changed Man.
• Spencer Pratt (The Hills) is 26, Mila Kunis (That ’70s Show, Family Guy) is 26, Halle Berry is 43, Susan Olsen (The Brady Bunch) is 48, Marcia Gay Harden is 50, Jackée Harry (Sister, Sister, 227) is 53 and Steve Martin is 64 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• The remake of Poltergeist will hit theaters in November 2010.
• Chef Gordon Ramsey files for bankruptcy.
• Omarosa has entered a seminary to become a minister.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, starring Channing Tatum, Sienna Miller, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and others, opened in theaters last weekend but there is more G.I. Joe fun to be had. A fun little viral movie titled G.I. Joe: The Invasion of Cobra Island has been making its way around the Internets to promote the new live action film and, to be honest, this little 2-part mini-movie is almost as entertaining as the film is:

The whole thing features actual G.I. Joe action figures acting out the story in stop-motion animation. It’s pretty much what you wish you could do with your G.I. Joes when you were a little kid … you know, if you had access to high tech animation software and high end video equipment. But, at last, those boy/girlhood dreams from yesteryear can be fully realized in this fun little mini-movie. After the jump, check it out in full for yourselves …

Yesterday we saw photos of David Beckham with the English football team playing a friendly match in Amsterdam against the Dutch football team and today we get to see pics of Becks back in SoCal with his eldest son Brooklyn Beckham and a snazzy chapeau perched on his head:

Becks is such a fashionista … you know he only wore this hat fresh off the airplane to make a fashion statement. You may recall that Becks wore this snazzy cap in his photospread last year for Men’s Health magazine. It’s very British, very Becks. The man can wear a tuna can on his head and he’d still look hot … let’s just hope he never does that ;) This hat, I like.

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Here are a couple of supercute pics of new daddy Jerry O’Connell taking his twin daughters, Charlie Tamara Tulip and Dolly Rebecca Rose — who were born back in January, out for a grocery shopping errand run here in SoCal earlier this week. As you can see, neither Charlie Tulip or Dolly Rose needed to be conscious at any point during this excursion with their father who, it turns out, has just enrolled himself in law school. Yes, one thing has nothing to do with the other but I figured it’s all worth mentioning irregardless:

Jerry O’Connell has gone back to school, his rep confirms to Usmagazine.com. The actor, 35, recently enrolled at Los Angeles’ Southwestern Law School. “He is very excited to be starting his law school education here at Southwestern,” Leslie Steinberg, the school’s Assistant Dean of Public Affairs, tells Us. “He just had orientation last week, and he started classes this week.” Steinberg says that even though O’Connell — who welcomed twins with wife Rebecca Romijn last January — has “been out of school for awhile,” he’s “very excited and enthusiastic” about his studies. She adds that O’Connell decided to enroll there because he was “very impressed with the faculty and the vibe here. This is brand new to him as well. He’s very much looking forward to his education. A fellow student posted on Twitter‘s @CelebSightings earlier this week: “Actor Jerry O’Connell is at orientation @ Southwestern Law School. He is an entering night student, mingling @ mixer.”

Aww … I kinda love that Jerry has decided to go to law school. While I suppose it’s possible that he’s going back to school for the love of law, I think it’s more likely that he wants to provide a more stable life for his children. Let’s face it, Jerry O’Connell prolly peaked professionally when he was on My Secret Identity … a career in law is far more stable than an erratic acting career. Good for him!! And, can we pause for a sec to note how big his beautiful little girls have gotten already? 8 months old … damn, time flies.

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