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Earlier today we got our first look at The Twilight Saga: New Moon co-stars Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner on the cover of this week’s issue of Entertainment Weekly magazine. Now we get to check out a behind the scenes video of the pair having fun (yes, including the normally glum-looking K. Stew) on set of the EW photoshoot along with our first look at the photos themselves. Here are a few screencaps from the behind the scenes video:

We’ve heard that Taylor Lautner would like to do an action movie. Now, we might cast him in one. Check out the move he busts at the 0:24 mark in the video below, shot while Lautner and his Twilight Saga: New Moon costar Kristen Stewart were posing for the cover of EW’s Fall Movie Preview on stands Friday. Two words: Gymkata remake! While his biceps remain curiously clothed throughout the video, the clip does hold other charms: Slo-mo shots of Lautner pouncing like a cuddly ninja kitty through a field, his reaction when Stewart tells him “You need to grow into your cojones,” and Stewart noting that someone offscreen is going to die.

Yes, this video is really cute. Not only is Taylor jumping all over the place, doing flips for the camera like a cute trained monkey but Kristen seems to actually be enjoying herself! No lie! Actual laughter … YOU CAN SEE TEETH!!! After the jump, check out a few of the photos that are published in this issue of Entertainment Weekly and check out the behind the scenes video for yourselves …

Nine Inch Nails have just released on Twitter the poster artwork for the final batch of concert dates that they will be doing in NYC, Chicago and LA to close out their Wave Goodbye Tour. As you may recall, Trent Reznor announced a set of 10 dates (4 in NYC, 2 in Chicago and 4 in LA) that will be the last NIN shows, possibly, for good. To mark the occasion, a limited edition poster will be on sale in a limited run at the final shows … here is what it will look like along with the Twitter announcement:

Tour poster for the final run of shows – There will also be limited-run posters for New York, Chicago, and LA.

The end is nigh, y’all … and it is coming very quickly. I will be flying out to NYC next week for the 4 NYC shows the following weekend and then the weekend after that, I’ll be at the final final LA dates … and then, the end. I can’t remember the last time I bought a concert poster but you better believe I’ll be picking up one of these. It would be an understatement to call this the end of an era. While I am really excited for the shows, I’m not looking forward to Waving Goodbye for good :(

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Last weekend we got to check out a few new promo pics for the new CW series The Vampire Diaries and today we get to check out a few new promo pics for the revamped Melrose Place series. While the VD photos were themed Love Sucks, these MP photos aren’t really themed … they’re just sexy group shots:

It shant be long until the craziness gets going again at everyone’s fave apartment complex … so much pretty, so much DRAMA! I am really looking forward to MP being back on the air again. I just hope they keep things trashy … cuz that’s really what made the show such a big hit the first time around. Keep it trashy and I’ll be happy :)

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Kevin Federline and his ladylove Victoria Prince spent part of their afternoon yesterday playing a bit of golf here in SoCal and, well, homeskillet is lookin’ even bigger than he’s been lookin’ recently and that’s saying a lot … a whole lot … behold:

In K-Fed‘s defense, his overall appearance is not aided by his choice of clothing but, then again, perhaps these large separates are the only things that will fit him these days. I’m still having a devil of a time understanding what it is, exactly, that Vicky P. sees in this guy. Could she be attracted to their mutual love of sports (ie. bowling and golf)? Yeah, that must be it.

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who stars in the Summer blockbuster hit film G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra as well as the indie Summer hit 500 Days of Summer, is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Nylon Guys magazine. Here is JGL‘s Nylon Guys cover along with some excerpts from his coverstory interview:

GI Joe and (500) Days of Summer might be total opposites, but in a cool twist of fate, they star the same guy: Joseph Gordon Levitt. The former child star plays a manic war hero and a manic monogamist, respectively, and that alone makes him interesting. Sift in his directorial debut, a short called Sparks, that debuted this year at Sundance, and the 28-year-old becomes positively fascinating. So Stephanie Trong followed him to Subway and interviewed him. Plus, she got free refills of Dr. Pepper. That’s a good day.

On The Internet
“I’m really excited about being alive right now. We have this new ability to communicate that could elevate us.”

On his teen years after 3rd Rock from the Sun
“Everyone gets fucked with in high school. I was fucked with because I was on TV. And I think when you’re not used to that, the world can be pretty harsh… I was probably a bit of a dick [back then]. I mean, not a dick but I had very simplistic and strong feelings about things, and right and wrong.”

Why he majored in French at Columbia
“To be honest, I totally have a fetish for girls who are speaking French – I spend the whole movie turned on… I’m really excited because Marion Cotillard is in [his next movie] Inception. I’m excited to meet her.”

Is Joseph hitting the gym?
“I remember realizing, when I played my part in Mysterious Skin, how much overlap there was between a prostitute and an actor. I was putting a lot of thought into what it would be like to have sex for money. It’s really similar in a lot of ways, because you kind of have to play a role and satisfy your audience. And absolutely have them be attracted to you.”

The entire Nylon Guys interview can be read in the mag but these snippets give us a pretty good idea of the tone of the piece, JGL is cool — we get it ;) After the jump, check out some of the photos from Joesph‘s Nylon Guys photospread and see just how cool he really is …

After getting out of the house to run a few errands, I decided to hit the ArcLight to see G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra one more time cuz, to be honest, I had such a great time seeing it the first time. G.I. Joe is showing in the Dome at the ArcLight and the theater has set up two big display cases full of props that were used in the movie:

You know, I honestly loved the movie just as much the second time around. Haters who claim the FX are “cheap” are flat out wrong. I paid careful attention to see if I could find faults with the CGI to see what people are talking about … I found none. The movie is just so fun … it doesn’t go more than 10-15 mins. without a big action sequence exploding on the scene … what more could you ask for from a Summer blockbuster? The idea of an underwater lair is SO G.I. Joe … it’s deffo the kind of thing you’d see in the cartoon. The worst parts of the film are when it tries to be “serious”. I say, jettison all the drama dialog and get back to the lasers and explosions ;) I prolly won’t see it again in theaters but this is a movie that I’ll be picking up on DVD.

No big plans for today … I got a lot of reading to get back to so that’s prolly what I’ll do.

• “I would do anything for him. I would kill for him, literally.” — Kristen Stewart on Taylor Lautner
• Peace the Spork Out goes to Les Paul.
• Michael Jackson‘s famed sparkly glove goes on the auction block.
• Tony Danza is going back to school and he wants to take reality TV cameras with him.
• Jennie Garth spills that she knows who Robert Pattinson is dating.
• Uh oh, should NeNe Leaks‘s main gay Dwight be worried she may dump him for Anderson Cooper?
• Don’t you just love it when Bear Grylls goes bare?
• Gerard Butler‘s new movie looks like a MUST SEE to me.
• Family Guy‘s Stewie may not be the only gay ‘toon on the block.
• Some new girl on the latest season of The Real World is trying to give Ruthie from Hawaii a run for her drunken money.
• Shenae Grimes lets a nip slip.
• Megan Fox warns kids of the dangers of peer pressure.
• “Can people just get over Michael Jackson. He’s dead!” — Kelly Osbourne
• David and Brooklyn Beckham breeze thru London.
• Twitter gives a preview of this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
• James Morrison is 25, Dawnn Lewis (A Different World, Hangin’ With Mr. Cooper) is 48 and Danny Bonaduce is 50 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Matthew Sweet + Susanna Hoffs = OMFG! Woot!!
• The largest Kardashian got busted with cocaine.
• Jay-Z and Lady Gaga are among the first performers announced for the 2009 MTV VMAs.
• Brad Pitt for Mayor of New Orleans?

Just when you thought the Saved By The Bell reunion for People magazine was the total bee’s knees comes even MORE awesome SBTB news. Hustler has announced that they have just wrapped production on a pornographic movie called This Ain’t Saved By The Bell XXX which features XXX actors portraying characters from the teen TV series engaged in, well, sexual relations. Doesn’t that sound fun?

It’s official, we’ve wrapped This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX. The neon Day-Glo sets are empty and the acid-washed jeans are history as we move into post production on this ultimate parody tribute to ’90s cheesy television. Cast with some of porn’s hottest rising stars and some fresh new faces, TASBTB (as it’s known in inner circles) pays homage to the hugely popular TV show that capitalized on the many issues that teens face. All bases are covered in this parody, as the gang from Bayside High finally take advantage of being 18 and going all the way! This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX stars Missy Stone, Ashlyn Rae, Misty Stone, Ally Ann, Nicole Ray, April O’Neal, Eric John, Ralph Long, Mikey Butders and Scott Stone as Mr. Hijinx himself, Zack Morris. This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX is scheduled to be released October 6, 2009.

LOL! I never really thought about the possibility of a Bayside High gang bang but I guess we’re gonna get one anyways. No word on how the characters will be paired up but do you suppose Zach Morris and A.C. Slater will be gettin’ it on in some capacity? I mean … they got to, right? You just *know* they’re gonna make the girl characters get it on. I’m not sure if this particular pornographic film is the kind of thing any of y’all might be interested in but you might want to keep this in mind for that special person on your gift-giving list that is hard to shop for. A creepy uncle or your mailman, perhaps? After hearing about how Playboy magazine is going all PG-13 these days, it’s comforting to know that Hustler is keepin’ it real and bringing the hardcore porn … just the way we like it.

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After enduring 12 months of having to wear an obtrusive hand brace after suffering a car accident last Summer, Shia LaBeouf is finally able to go out in public without having to wear his hand brace. I understand his hand is still all jacked up and will, most likely, never be fully healed … but at least he no longer has to wear that fug brace:

Ugh, I can’t even imagine having to endure the strain of having to wear an arm brace for so long (let alone all the surgeries that go along with the injury) so I can imagine Shia is very happy to be rid of it. Man, can you believe it’s been a year already since Shia LaBeouf flipped his truck in the wee hours here in SoCal? Where does the time go? In any event, happiness for Shia and his braceless arm … here’s hoping the young buck stays out of trubs and out of the operating room.

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Last week we got our first look at newlywed Heidi Montag on the cover of Playboy magazine and yesterday we got our first peek at some of the photos inside the issue. TMZ confirms that Heidi is not nekkid in any of the 6 pages of published photos in the magazine primarily because she insisted that there be a “No Nipples, No Vagina, No Ass” policy for the Playboy shoot … which kinda negates the whole purpose of a Playboy shoot, don’t it? Additionally, the LA Times offers a few excerpts from Heidi and hubby Spencer Pratt‘s interview (um, why Spencer?) with the mag and — man — if you thought the couple were irritating before, wait ’til you hear Heidi talk about her views on feminism and Spencer talk about sex! OY!!

From TMZ: he only thing X-rated about Heidi Montag’s upcoming Playboy spread is the X-pletive you’re going to scream when you realize she’s not naked in any of the SIX PAGES of photos. Sources close to the barely PG-rated photo shoot tell TMZ, the magazine was under strict instructions when shooting Montag — “No nipples, no vagina, no ass.” Due to the third part of the agreement, Spencer will not be appearing in any of the pictures.

From LA Times: Spencer Pratt actually got to interview his wife, Heidi Pratt, for Playboy. Well, that makes it easy. Here’s what Heidi told Spencer about their sex life, other women and plastic surgery …

On sex with Spencer: “I was never very sexual before I met Spencer. … Before [Spencer], sex was just something that happened. Now it’s something I look forward to every minute of the day. … I feel as if I’m just beginning to know my body with [Spencer]. [He’s] waking me up to what’s possible, and it makes me want to try every new thing, doing it all kinds of ways – indoors, outdoors, upside down.”

On other women: “If they aren’t hating on you, then you’re not doing anything right. If women aren’t jealous of you, talking about you and cutting you down, then you’re a nerd, and I would never want to be that.”

On her plastic surgery: “When I was shopping for my boobs, I wanted the best, so I sat down and flipped through a bunch of Playboys.”

On MORE plastic surgery: “I plan to get a few more upgrades. … I’m sure as I get older I’ll need some touch-ups. I’m definitely not done with my surgical quest. I think I want to go bigger on my boobs for [Spencer]. … Let’s do [another Playboy photo shoot] again when I get the upgrades.”

Ready for Spencer‘s revelations about himself? After the jump, find out …