Yesterday we got our first look at 14 seconds of the new movie trailer for The Twilight Saga: New Moon which is set to debut in movie theaters this weekend (ahead of showings of Bandslam) but today we get to check out the full 1:50 trailer in FULL … the only problem is that the trailer has been overdubbed in French. Zut alors! Ah well, the industrious kids at Oh No They Didn’t! managed to procure the clip and provide a fairly accurate translation of what is being said in the video … but rabid Twilight fans don’t need a translation to see what is going on in this new movie trailer:

Someone ever tell you a secret that you couldn’t share with anyone?

Taylor: New moon is far more complex than Twilight was.

Edward: I’m leaving. You’ll never see me again.

Taylor: Edward’s departure leaves Bella profoundly depressed and Jacob becomes the friend whom she could always count on.

Jacob: I know how much he made you suffer but Bella I’ll never hurt you. I promise you.

Bella: You know you’re sorta beautiful.

Taylor: Jacob has changed on many levels. He is physically stronger. He’s taken on at least 30 pounds.

Bella: Be careful. These things are quite heavy, so….

Taylor: As time goes by, you can feel the passion growing.

Taylor: ‘New Moon’ really goes to a higher level.

Taylor: There’s more action is this movie because of the werewolves.

Bella: What have you done to him?

Sam: Back up (or something like that)

Taylor: I think the fans are going to be pleased.

Taylor: ‘New Moon’ is riveting. The tension grows from the beginning to the end.

My guess is that this exact trailer will be shown in theaters (in English) this weekend ahead of showings of Bandslam, so it’s nice that we get this sneak peek (cuz I know I will NOT be seeing Bandslam at all). So … you wanna see the trailer? You better watch it while you can, cuz as y’all should be well aware it could get yanked offline at any moment. After the jump, check it out in full …

Dead Man’s Bones, the band made up of actor Ryan Gosling and his buddy Zach Shields, have announced that their self titled debut album will be released on October 6 on Anti- records and today we get our first listen at a song off the album. Firstly, here is the album artwork for the new album along with the disc’s tracklist:

The debut album from actor Ryan Gosling’s Dead Man’s Bones is set to be released on October 6. Gosling collaborated with fellow thespian Zach Shields on the project, and the pair recorded the self-titled album with Silverlake Conservatory Children’s Choir in Los Angeles, reports Pitchfork. The band describe their musical inspiration as “Disney haunted mansion, doo wop and 60s girl groups”.

The tracklisting is:

‘Intro’
‘Dead Hearts’
‘In the Room Where You Sleep’
‘Buried in Water’
‘My Body’s a Zombie for You’
‘Pa Pa Power’
‘Young & Tragic’
‘Paper Ships’
‘Lose Your Soul’
‘Werewolf Heart’
‘Dead Man’s Bones’
‘Flowers Grow Out of My Grave’

As you may recall, late last year Dead Man’s Bones released their first music video for the song In the Room Where You Sleep which had a creepy look and sound to it. After the jump, you can listen in FULL to the song My Body’s a Zombie for You and get another taste of Dead Man’s Bones …

On Monday we got our first look at Channing Tatum as an exotic dancer with his old dance troupe Male Encounters back in 1999 (when he went by the stage name Chan Crawford). Today we get to see the Chan Chan man in action in a new video made available by US Weekly magazine. Here are a few screencaps from the video that Channing Tatum prolly doesn’t want you to see:

G.I. Whoa! Usmagazine.com has obtained a video of Channing Tatum, 29, dancing in a Chippendales-style revue called Male Encounter in 1999. Then 18, the star — who performed under the alias “Chan Crawford” — approached the troupe’s owner London Steele at a now-defunct Florida nightclub about a job. “He was shy at first, but he really knew how to work the stage,” Steele tells Us, adding that Tatum lip-synched in the act and earned $50 a night (plus tips) during his year-long stint. “The women went crazy for him!” Steele added. Unfortunately for them, the revue had a strict no-nudity policy. Nevertheless, the actor — who wed his Step Up costar Jenna Dewan on July 11 — was so impressive he caught the eye of a female casting agent who put him in Ricky Martin’s “She Bangs” music video.

And the rest, they say, is history. Altho the clip does not feature nudity per se, it might still be semi-NSFW cuz Channing did wear a thong bikini and happily showed off his buns. After the jump, check out the video in full — be warned, the clip autoplays …

Paula Abdul spent much of yesterday in talks with ABC network boss Steve McPherson (who, it should be noted, she previously dated back in the day) to try and figure out if there is a way for her to take a job at the network. Last weekend it was reported that Dancing with the Stars was hoping to nab Abdul as a judge, guest judge or competitor but because she and Dancing judge Carrie Ann Inaba don’t really get along, that deal might never come to fruition. Now the talk is that Paula will do a guest stint on Ugly Betty … which would be a nice bit of turnabout considering Victoria Beckham previously appeared on Ugly Betty and just took over Paula‘s judging position (in a guest capacity) on American Idol. Apparently job-switching is hot right now in Hollywood:

At long last, someone to tell Betty she’s beautiful! Former American Idol judge Paula Abdul is in talks to guest star on Ugly Betty, sources confirm to me exclusively. Details of Abdul’s role are being kept under wraps but an Ugly insider tells me that she’d be playing a new temp at Mode who bonds with Becki Newton’s Amanda. If a deal can be made, this would mark Abdul’s first official post-Idol gig. (Her upcoming appearance on Lifetime’s Drop Dead Diva was brokered before she twittered her resignation.)

I would love to see Paula on Ugly Betty, it would give me a reason to watch the show again. In all honesty, I think this high-profile job shopping is a way to try and force FOX to give in and give Paula her asking price to return to Idol. It is my understanding that quiet behind the scenes negotiations are still taking place between the network and Paula‘s people … if Paula gets her $10 million asking price, she will be back. I still think it’ll happen. If she’s savvy enough, she might get both the guest stint AND her Idol job back. We shall see …

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