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Last month, The Twilight Saga: New Moon screened two clips from the film for the assembled folks at 2009 San Diego Comic-Con and within moments those clips were made available for viewing online. Today, we get to check out a new 14-second teaser clip that features all Bella Swan and Jacob Black … Team Edward folks might want to skip this clip:

This clip is far too short to be considered an actual movie trailer but it does give fans just enough tease to keep interest in the film going nice and strong. After the jump, check it out in full …

Yesterday, Joel Madden tweeted to his faithful Twitter followers that he is the proud owner of a new toy … and today we get to see the photos of Joel‘s new toy … which requires the use of a riding helmet:

No, Joel didn’t get himself a motorcycle (I sincerely doubt that Nicole Richie would allow him to get one to be completely honest) but he did get himself a vehicle of some sort. After the jump, check out Joel riding around his neighborhood on his new wheels …

Ever since Madonna ditched Álex Rodríguez for the much younger Jesus Luz late last year, A-Rod has been semi-quietly dating actress Kate Hudson. Neither one of them ever confirmed the relationship but Kate has been front and center at almost every single one of A-Rod‘s baseball games this year which all but made it clear that the two are involved. At long last, a photo of the pair swapping spit in full public view has come to light (but was snapped last month) and it can FINALLY be confirmed that K-Rod are deffo a couple in lurve … behold:

There’s no doubt who’s man of the match for Kate Hudson. The Bride Wars star has confirmed to the world that she’s now officially with New York Yankees star Alex Rodriguez – otherwise known as A-Rod. The pair shared a tender moment at a family picnic day at Yankees Stadium – ending any doubts that they’re an item. Rumours have been rife for months that the divorced Hollywood actress was dating one of America’s most celebrated sportsmen. The mum-of-one was spied enjoying romantic meals with the man nicknamed ‘The Cooler’ by team-mates, as well as secret trysts at his Manhattan apartment. But the picture of the pair kissing, which was taken in late July, has only just emerged to the general media. More recently, Kate, 30, has been proving her devotion to A-Rod – cheering him on from the front row of the stand, at almost every one of his games. And it appears to have paid off – she’s been dubbed a “lucky charm” by some of the American sports press. A-Rod has seen his game improve since he began dating the Hollywood beauty.

You know, perhaps Kate Hudson is the perfect trophy girlfriend for the Rod-man. Madonna is way too controlling for him to look like the stud that he thinks he is, so it’s prolly to his benefit that she dumped him. Kate seems like a very sweet and clearly devoted woman. I don’t know that she’s ever set foot inside a baseball stadium before she started mackin’ on A-Rod. And if her presence in the crowd is helping his game, then he’s really hit the jackpot with her. You gotta admit, they do look good together. Any guess on how long K-Rod will last now that the cat is officially out of the bag?

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Football stud and newlywed Tom Brady is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Details magazine. In his coverstory interview, Brady talks about his first blind date with new wife Gisele Bündchen and his modeling career vs. his football career. Here is Tom‘s Details coverphoto and a portion of his coverstory interview:

On modeling being harder than playing football: “When I’m out on the football field, I have so much confidence in what I’m doing. With [the modeling], I don’t know what I’m doing. I’m at the whim of the photographer and the crew.”

On life and having a child out of wedlock: “That’s not how you envisioned your life, that’s not how you envisioned having children, but it happens. Life is not living in the suburbs with a white picket fence. That’s not life. Somehow our American culture has made it out that that’s what life needs to be—and that if it’s not that, it’s all screwed up. It’s not. You go through life and you try the best you can.”

On being set-up on a blind date with Gisele: “This friend told me he knew a girl version of me.” Gisele chimes in, “And he said to me he’d found a boy version of me.”

It’s kinda difficult to not be a bit jealous of this man’s amazing life. He’s a star in his profession, he’s married to one of the world’s most beautiful women and he is the proud father of an adorable baby boy … with another on the way. It really does seem like he’s got it all. And, hello, he’s ridiculously good-looking to boot! After the jump, check out a few photos from Tom‘s Details magazine photospread from this new issue …

It turns out that even your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man is not immune to the tough economic times that has gripped our country these days as new word today reveals that the Broadway musical due for release next year which is based on the web-slinging comic book hero, titled Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark, has been put on hold due to soaring production costs. HMMM, I wonder if Spidey‘s spider sense gave him a head’s up beforehand:

Spidey’s Broadway debut may be hanging by a thread. “Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark” is entangled in a web of cash-flow problems that have forced a temporary halt to the reported $45 million production. Hello Entertainment, one of the show’s producers, released a statement confirming that “due to an unexpected cash-flow problem,” the show “has been forced to suspend its activities.” The show features music by Bono and is directed by Julie Taymor of “Lion King” fame. Producers insist the show, starring Evan Rachel Wood as Mary Jane Watson and Alan Cumming as the Green Goblin, remains set to launch into previews in February.

Yeah, this ain’t a good sign. I’m not sure what could fix the production’s “cash-flow problem” these days so I wouldn’t go holdin’ your breath that the musical will debut as promised. Broadway shows are closing left and right as less and less people are willing and/or able to fork out the money for these expensive shows. Last I heard, 9 to 5: The Musical is the latest show to close on Broadway, less than 6 months after it officially opened. To be honest, despite the fact that the amazing Julie Tamor is directing Turn Off the Dark, I never had high hopes that this Spider-Man musical would be a smashing success … it still sounds like a bad idea to me. Reports of their financial difficulties ain’t very encouraging. I guess we shall see … but if I were a betting man, I wouldn’t put my money on the success of this musical production.

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Yesterday afternoon, David his friend Patrick and I made our way out to Century City to see the thriller A Perfect Getaway. Judging from the trailers, the movie looked like it would a fun, suspenseful film … unfortch, that was not the case. BE WARNED, my comments below will contain spoilers that may ruin the movie if you have not seen it yet so don’t read my review if you plan on seeing the flick:

What we hoped would be a suspenseful thriller turned out to be possibly THE most cliched movie in Hollywood history. The director throws these caricatures of suspicious movie characters at you at every turn hoping to distract you long enough to throw you off the track of the real killers. Pretty much everything INCLUDING the kitchen sink is thrown into the mix, including purposely false information to confuse the audience. Essentially what you get is a movie where everyone but the main characters are the suspects … which only leaves them as the bad guys for the movie twist to work. I’m sorry but I cannot FOR THE LIFE OF ME see Steve Zahn as a crazy killer. No way. The movie tries way too hard to throw the audience off the trail of who the bad guys are that it doesn’t really care about entertaining with a good film. By the end, the dialog gets so bad that you can actually see the actors laughing in the movie at how bad the lines are … no lie. I wish there was something about the movie that I liked … but not even Milla Jovovich (who is normally entertaining in those Resident Evil films) was a plus. It just wan’t for me, y’all. Blech.

After the movie, I need to save my night so I made my way out to Koreatown to meet up with Ollie and Caleb for a drink and some convo. I met them at this rad bar called HMS Bounty:

Hanging with those two can make any bad day a good one ;) No plans for today just yet … but methinks David and I will be enjoying some alonetime after our weekend apart. Woot!!

• The official coroner’s report in the death of Michael Jackson is complete … but the findings won’t be released for some time now.
• Apparently Kevin Federline has been teaching his young sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, to say cuss words.
• FOX will air an Octomom documentary later on this month.
• Jim Carrey is no Stooge.
• Emmy Rossum … married and headed for divorce?!
• Neil Young will be honored by the Grammys next year.
• “We are all human, we are all not perfect.” — Eddie Cibrian
• Trained attack dogs will keep public sex to a minimum.
• The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, Heath Ledger‘s last film, gets a new movie trailer.
• Jason Mraz gets nekkid in a new music video.
• Levi Johnston does Larry King Live … which was hosted by Kathy Griffin, who is his new BFF these days.
• The Real Housewives of Atlanta just keep bringin’ the entertainment … from Kim‘s 911 call, to Lisa‘s eviction — to NeNe‘s new book in stores today!
• 90210‘s Jessica Stroup doesn’t like to wear bras.
• Sophie Monk and Russell Simmons????
• Someone needs to get Jeremy Piven a binky cuz he’s a crabby pants these days.
• Pug Dilton make their way to Bora Bora.
• Connor Cruise wants an acting career.
• Asher Roth is 24, Chris Kelly of Kris Kross is 31 and Hulk Hogan is 56 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Peace the Spork Out goes to Guiding Light. After 72 years, the show films its last ep ever today and will air on September 18.
• Elton John plays piano on the new Alice In Chains album.
• Twilight: The Greeting Cards.

Last night Brad Pitt, Diane Kruger, Eli Roth and others were joined by family and friends at the Los Angeles premiere of their new film Inglourious Basterds at Grauman’s Chinese Theater in Hollywood, CA. Angelina Jolie held court with Pitt and managed to show-off a few new tattoos on her person. Here are a few pics from last night’s movie premiere:

Angelina Jolie is never anything but slim and toned. But she looked impossibly slender as she joined partner Brad Pitt on the red carpet for the premiere of his new film Inglourious Basterds last night. The 34-year-old actress wore an unforgiving leather mini dress, which clung to her fragile frame as she stood alongside tanned and healthy-looking Brad. Angelina also showed off new additions to her tattoo collection – swirls around the existing body art on her arms. Last night was Brad and Angelina’s first public appearance since they walked the red carpet at Cannes in May. The couple, whose relationship has been the subject of repeated rumours in recent months, made a show of togetherness as they embraced on the red carpet. But while Angelina was greeting everyone with a large Hollywood smile, Brad looked less comfortable. Of course, it may well have been the stress of weeks of heavy promotional duties for his new movie, which have seen him repeatedly away from his family. While Brad was promoting the film Angelina remained at home with Maddox, 8, Pax, 5, Zahara, 4, Shiloh, 3, and twins Knox and Vivienne, 1. But, ever the professional, Brad patiently signed autographs for the huge crowds of fans waiting for him and Angelina. He then led the mother of his six children through the crowd by her arm, his teeth set as he negotiated the busy red carpet.

As you may already be well aware, Inglourious Basterds is the American-Hunting-Nazi film that was directed by Quentin Tarantino and opens in theaters on August 21. Hollywood is really having a field day with all that WWII era Nazi films these days so hopefully this one will be the last … at least for a while. To be honest, my interest level in this film was much higher when it was first announced last October but it has since waned in the past few months. I think the trailers that feature Brad Pitt speaking in that horrid Southern drawl is what has been turning me off. David has mentioned that he is very much interested in seeing this film so we’ll prolly end up seeing it after all. I can’t remember the last Brad Pitt movie that I liked … mebbe this will be the one.

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Each year the Hugo Awards, named in honor of Hugo Gernsback — the founder of the pioneering science fiction magazine Amazing Stories, present awards to deserving artists who excel in science fiction or fantasy works and achievements (kind of like the “nerd Pulitzers“) and this year, those awards were handed out at a ceremony in Montreal, Canada over the weekend. My fave contemporary author, Neil Gaiman, took home his 4th Hugo Award — this time for his novel The Graveyard Book — and Buffyverse maestro Joss Whedon took home an award for Dr. Horrible’s Sing-A-Long Blog. Here are a couple photos of Gaiman at the Hugo Awards this weekend with his newest trophy (Whedon was not in attendance) and some deets about Neil‘s much-deserved win:

Twin Cities-area writer Neil Gaiman added to his steadily growing collection of awards, picking up a Hugo Award for best novel for “The Graveyard Book” Sunday night in Montreal. This is Gaiman’s fourth Hugo, and the second major award for “The Graveyard Book,” which won the Newbery Medal in January. It is the first time a book has won both the Hugo, awarded for science fiction and fantasy, and the Newbery, which is the highest honor for children’s literature. “It’s wonderful seeing two such different worlds embracing the same book,” said his publicist, Elyse Marshall of HarperCollins. Gaiman had confessed on his blog last winter that when he won the Newbery he had to tell himself not to swear like he did when he got the Hugo. Marshall said he did not swear at the podium Sunday, “although he did swear on Twitter.” (His Twitter message from Montreal is just three words. The second and third words are, “It won!”) Gaiman, who started out writing comic books and fantasy, is a prolific author who lately has concentrated on children’s books. He has three books out in 2009 — “Blueberry Girl,” published in March; “Crazy Hair,” in May, illustrated by Dave McKean, who also worked with Gaiman on “Coraline” and “The Graveyard Book”; and “Odd and the Frost Giants,” due in September and already nominated for a World Fantasy Award. (It was published last year in Great Britain.) “Coraline” was made into a hit movie this year, and “The Graveyard Book” is being made into a movie to be written and directed by Neil Jordan. It is the story of a little boy named Nobody Owens, whose entire family is murdered. Nobody escapes as a baby and makes it to the graveyard, where he is raised by ghosts.

Much love and congrats to Neil and to Joss (who won the award for Best Dramatic Presentation, Short Form) on their respective wins. I was NOT aware that The Graveyard Book was being written and directed by Neil Jordan (of The Crying Game and Interview with the Vampire fame) … that should make for a very interesting movie. If you are interested, you can click HERE to see the full list of Hugo Award winners this year!

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Back in June Mattel announced that they would be producing a line of Barbie dolls based on characters from Twilight and today we get to see a new promo photo for the dolls. Available on November 1, Bella Barbie Swan and Edward Ken Cullen will be flying off the store shelves, you just wait and see:

And there they are. Twilight Barbies. Twilight Barbie Bella and Twilight Barbie (Ken, really) Edward. Stephenie Meyer HERSELF art directed the design of the Twilight Barbies, which hit stores November 1, in time for the release of New Moon. They’re $24.95 each. And I don’t need to tell you this, but Bella and Edward Barbie were created in the likeness of the “Forever 17″ scene of Twilight, and actual costumes from the movie set were used to inspire the dolls’ costumes. If Mattel creates another version of Twilight Edward, I truly hope he sparkles when you take him out into the sun. Surely we have that kind of technology.

Look, you don’t need special technology to get Edward-Ken to dazzle in the daylight … all you need is a tube of Elmer’s All Purpose glue and some glitter and VOILA! vampire sparkle! Of the dolls that have been created to cash in on the rabid demand for Twilight merchandise, I think these Barbie dolls are the best. It’s unclear if Mattel plans to manufacture Barbie dolls based on any of the other characters but one hopes they’d at least make a Jacob Black doll, right? Well … while we wait for that to happen we can place our pre-orders for the Bella Swan Barbie doll HERE and the Edward Cullen Ken doll HERE.

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