In a new interview with accomplished actress Sienna Miller, the young ingenue is bemoaning the fact that the action figure based on her G.I Joe: The Rise of Cobra character The Baroness looks nothing like her. Miller claims that her action figure is “cross-eyed and has the biggest chin you have ever seen” and bears no resemblance to her whatsoever:
Sienna Miller is more than a bit miffed that a new doll of her looks ‘sort of posessed’. While most actresses might consider it an honour to have an action figure made in their image, Sienna moaned that the brunette GI Joe was cross-eyed, and had a big chin. The figurine has been made for her new action movie GI Joe: The Rise Of The Cobra. The 27-year-old stars as a femme fatale in a sexy black leather catsuit as The Baroness opposite Channing Tatum. But an annoyed Sienna moaned: ‘My doll is cross-eyed and has the biggest chin you have ever seen. “Action figures are always a bit off, aren’t they? Oddly enough from side on it is definitely me but front on she looks sort of possessed.” But she added: “I’ve got very happy nieces and nephews when they get my doll for Christmas.”
HMMM … perhaps if the toy-makers wanted her action figure to be more recognizable as Sienna Miller it should’ve been packaged with a married man. I mean … ‘cuz then there’d be no doubt. Cue laughter. And we move on. After the jump, check out what some of the action figures created for the movie G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra look like — including Cobra Commander (played by Joseph Gordon Levitt) — whose doll-version gives some clue as to what he will look like in the film …
OK … so Cobra Commander‘s action figure isn’t too clear in this photo but it looks like his un-masked, damaged face is featured in his doll-version — never before has Cobra Commander‘s face ever been shown in action figure form:
I’m sure G.I. Joe collectors are already scrambling for these action figures of The Baroness, Shana Scarlett O’Hara, Conrad Duke Hauser, Cobra Commander, Courtney Cover Girl Krieger, Destro, Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes (all of which can be ordered online). Which one of these new toys will YOU be purchasing for YOUR collections?
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Your commentary=brilliant!
I love your “cue the laughter” “and we move on” lines.
So true though about the married man extra for her doll.
she is such a friggen tool. Why do people keep hiring her? I have only ever seen her in one film and she wasn’t even that good. All she’s known for rite now is sleeping with married men and insulting the places she’s supposed to be working in. She’s a bitch and should just go back to leading the sad pathetic trailer trash life that she is meant to lead.
Trent, you are so funny! :) Anyhow, I can’t wait to see this film. I love JGL! He’s come a long way since 3rd Rock from the Sun, man. And he seems so sane and nice. :D Thanks for this info!
I think Sienna Miller looks nothing like the Baroness….. which was an action figure first BTW….. for her to do this part justice she should be able to be wound up by twisting her waist a hundred times and then let go so she spins like crazy…..
I don’t get the complaints, it looks just like her. haha. big chinned and cross eyed.
LOL @ Trent! I lurve it when you’re feisty.
She should just feel happy that there IS an action figure made to resemble her. It still gets her name out there, so why complain >.<
They really did make her look like a man, and with Jay Leno chin, I would be pissed as well!
I saw an interview that she did with Ruby Rose and though she said her action figured was “cross-eyed and has the biggest chin you have ever seen” she also said something along the lines of “and sadly it has some resemblance”.
She was incredibly charming in the interview so lets stop cutting her down for seeing a man who was already seperated from his wife.
@megan. — “lets stop cutting her down for seeing a man who was already seperated from his wife.” — a few times
Bitch is just pissed because the action figure is better looking than she is.
@Trent that was just the greatest!! She does love other women’s husbands doesn’t she ?!!People are really defending her for real,well I think its very unattractive to be with someone else’s husbands but hey that’s just me.
Why must you always blame the woman and not the man who is married???? First, who knows what the man said to her about the status of his relationship (which you don’t know either) and second, she never made a promise to anyone- the man did! Maybe it is time to stop blaming the other party and start placing blame, if it must be placed, where it belongs- on the person who broke a promise.
@Lula — For the record, the cheating husbands are scummy and not blameless. Just my opinion.
And by “if it must be placed” I mean, and reiterate, that neiutehr Trent not anyne who posts on this blog or similar blogs knows the whole story, so who are you to judge? Ugh! I am just so sick of people putting forth opinion as fact.
And by “if it must be placed” I mean, and reiterate, that neither Trent, nor anyone who posts on this blog or similar blogs, knows the whole story, so who are you to judge? Ugh! I am just so sick of people putting forth opinion as fact.
Sorry..had to correct the typos…got worked up and I am a bad typist. :)
Yawn yawn yawn let’s rant and rave at people for the sake of it.
I think Sienna is gorgeous, the action figure does indeed not look anything like her. Channing Tatum doesn’t look anything like the original GI Joe, yet the new action figure does. So she has a right to be pissed that hers looks nothing like her, if Tatum’s GI Joe doll does too. But of course, the rabid readers have to tear anything about this woman to shreds because she was dating a man who was married…yet separated. I wonder how many of you have done that, or something worse? No one is perfect, stop acting like you all are.
@Nicola — Ah, I’ve missed your sunnier disposition comments :) And for the record, I am perfect :)
I agree with Nicole. The doll doesn’t look like Sienna, why shouldn’t she be allowed to say this?
And the guy was the one in the wrong. I really don’t see why people hate her so much.
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If you had read all the informtion on the internet you would have known that Getty was not separated when he started the affair with miller. He said it himself ” My wife and I have separated ” not where separated. Facts please.
And of course Miller is very nice doing interviews now, she is promoting her film, she would not get far if she was insulting and nasty now would she.
The Scarlett and Covergirl ones for me thanks. Let’s play Barbies!
GOLDEN post Trent!
And Megan, this isn’t her first time at the married man buffet.