Michelle Trachtenberg Is Gettin’ Married . . .
Here are a few pics of “bride-to-be” Michelle Trachtenberg on the set of her new film A Couple of Dicks (the new film by director Kevin Smith) which is currently in production in Prospect Park, Brooklyn NY lookin’ radiant in her pretty white wedding dress:

Granted, I have no idea what the premise of the film is (other than, obvs, MT is getting married) but I understand that she co-stars with Bruce Willis (who I genuinely cannot stand). As much as I love me some Michelle T., I fear the Bruce Willisness of her new film will keep me from going out to see it when it opens in theaters. I must say, tho, that MT makes a very pretty bride … don’t you think?
[Photo credit: Splash News]
Tags: 'A Couple of Dicks', Michelle Trachtenberg


July 1st, 2009 at 10:14 am
I have to say that I adore Michelle, I loved her in Harriet the Spy when I was a kid and I think shes an evil genius on Gossip Girl. Shes a tad on the pasty side so the dress washes her out but shes adorable none the less
July 1st, 2009 at 10:17 am
Why don’t you like him Trent?
She’s such a genuine pretty. It’s the kind of pretty that is simple but still amazing. You know? But I agree she is kind of pale. She should join the twilight cast :/
July 1st, 2009 at 10:22 am
*sniff* Our little Nona F. Mecklenberg is all grown up!
July 1st, 2009 at 10:23 am
I think the movie is A Couple of Dicks – it’s a new Kevin Smith movie.
July 1st, 2009 at 10:24 am
@Lauren — You are right, I’ll amend … thanks!!
July 1st, 2009 at 10:36 am
I think she is gorgeous. I love her pale skin!
July 1st, 2009 at 10:42 am
i <3 her.. but i reaaaally dont like this wedding hair do.. she looks like she has a tower on her head
July 1st, 2009 at 10:52 am
I second Kristy’s response- the hair looks a little phony. But! I LOVE Michelle. She is so gorgeous and more people should appreciate fair skin, it is beautiful! Trent- tell me why on earth do you dislike Bruce Willis?
July 1st, 2009 at 11:12 am
Hey Trent – I have same question as Anna – how come you genuinely can’t stand Bruce Willis??
July 1st, 2009 at 11:42 am
Same question – why such hate for Bruce Willis, Trent?
July 1st, 2009 at 11:51 am
Bruce Willisness – love it!
Well put.
July 1st, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Sean William Scott is in it too. Oh good lord I can’t wait to see Stiffler and Michelle onscreen together! WOOT!
July 1st, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Haha I find it quite funny that you don’t like Bruce Willis, i’m not to sure why. Maybe it was the way you wrote it.
Why the intense dislike Trent?
July 1st, 2009 at 3:18 pm
A couple of dicks is a movie about two cops (bruce and I think sean) thats all I know though really
July 1st, 2009 at 3:24 pm
I am not worried about the Bruceness of the film… it is, after all, a Kevin Smith film… meaning A. It will have kick ass dialogue B. It will be funny and C. It will overall kick serious ass! Yay!
July 1st, 2009 at 5:18 pm
man i flipped the fuck out when i saw the headline. lol, that was a close one.
July 2nd, 2009 at 10:27 am
You should see this. Only because of Kevin Smith. Please. He’s funny. :D
July 2nd, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Michele T is a dumb bitch, and deserves none of the roles she gets. Or even a hello. Burn in hell.
July 2nd, 2009 at 7:24 pm
Okay…come on. You like David Beckham but hate Bruce Willis? You are illogical.
July 2nd, 2009 at 7:37 pm
@Cassie — how is preference of one person over another illogical? explain, please.
July 5th, 2009 at 11:58 am
It’s just that Bruce is an accomplished, talented actor with a great personality, and Becks, well…yeah. Ha ha, my preference, I guess! To each their own.
But seriously – why the Willis hate-on? Just curious…