Michael Lohan & Jon Gosselin Strike Up A New (Entirely Gross) Bromance
In what can only be referred to as a douchebag summit to end all douchebag summits from here until infinity, it turns out that the very unsavory Jon Gosselin has hooked up with the completely revolting Michael Lohan to strike up a new bromance. Apparently, the men feel that teaming up to join douchey forces is the best way to turn their pitiful individual “fame” into something more substantial … and wholly sickening. Here are pics of the new BFFs holidaying together in the Hamptons, NY this weekend doing what they do best … making people want to puke on their shoes:
Not only is Jon Gosselin cavorting with a coeterie of different women since separating from his reality TV partner in crime, Kate Gosselin — he’s also courting new guy friends, namely, Michael Lohan. Lohan, the father of tabloid queen Lindsay Lohan, told ABCNews.com today that he has opened up his Hamptons home to Jon Gosselin and Kate Major, the Star magazine reporter with whom Gosselin dined in New York City last weekend. While Gosselin and Major claimed to be just friends earlier this week, Major told Star Wednesday that she “went to do a story on Jon and ended up falling for him,” and subsequently resigned from her post at the magazine citing a conflict of interest. “Kate Major is best friends with my fiancee Erin [Muller], and Kate is like family to me,” Lohan said. “Since there’s so much media bothering them in New York City and Pennsylvania, they needed a place to get away, and I offered them my house.” “He’s a really nice guy,” Lohan said of Gosselin, adding that the two men went clothes shopping together and ate lunch at the Driver’s Seat restaurant in Southampton. Though they’ve only known each other for days, their shared experience with high-profile divorce has turned these guys into fast friends. “We compare notes on what we’ve gone through and what it’s like when the media gets involved,” Lohan said.
LMAO … so the new BFFs went clothes shopping together? I would bet MILLIONS that the douchebros went shopping for Ed Hardy gear! I can’t think of a more gross union than that of Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin. If ever two men were made for each other, it’s these two. The only problem in their plan to join forces in order to attain more fame is that the numbers don’t really add up. Zero plus zero still equals zero. Blech!!
[Photo credit: Splash News; Source]
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July 26th, 2009 at 10:23 am
EWWW!! This is AWFUL!!
July 26th, 2009 at 10:29 am
Jon and Kate need to go on the same pile as Paris Hilton. The everyday drama of their lives is so boring, I skip over every article about them
(and yes, I realize the irony of posting that :P )
July 26th, 2009 at 10:34 am
I still do not think anything ill of Jon Gosslin the world witnessed how fucking horrid his wife has been to him for years… Im sorry but when it’s kate’s turn with those kids that man deserves to have fun. ANYBODY else with the means would go crazy a little bit too… he’ll calm down. Now… for lohan… ok Jon should seriously not team up with this man he’s proven his worthlessness time and time again and I wouldnt want to be linked to him in ANY WAY.
July 26th, 2009 at 10:34 am
Let me see if I have this straight – the media is bothering Jon so much that he has to seek refuge with Michael Lohan, who in turn releases a statement to the media about it. Hmmm. These two are the epitome of douchebaggery. Kate Gosselin keeps looking better and better….
July 26th, 2009 at 10:39 am
I’ve been on team kate this whole time. Of course she’s high strung. She has 8 kids that are like 4 years apart. And she had to nag jon to do anything otherwise he usually wouldn’t, just from my viewing experience. Of course she’s far from perfect.
I think we can all agree Michael Lohan is the worst of all of them, though.
July 26th, 2009 at 10:48 am
You KNOW Jon is trying to talk Michael into setting him up with Lindsay..
(or worse.. Ali)
July 26th, 2009 at 10:59 am
Still team Kate…. Jon is showing his true colors… I’m a mom of 2, and I don’t think I could handle 6 more kiddo’s running around… lol I’d be snappy and moody too. :)
At least she isn’t running around with men :p
July 26th, 2009 at 11:20 am
Jon is such a fat, ugly bastard! I mean really, what an eyesore. Kate isn’t the most comely individual, but she’s much easier on the eyes than Jon!
I really wish somebody would perform a driveby on these two, and snuff their stupid asses out. I know that is a callous thing to wish for, but I really mean it. Jon is a veritable ne’er-do-well, and Michael’s as amoral as they come. Both are reprobates who deserve each other!
People who defend Jon and say he “deserves” this, because of Kate being a harridan, are misguided. Yes, she may have scolded him, and made him feel less “masculine” by ordering him around, but somebody had to take control of the family. Jon is a puerille, supine individual, who isn’t capable of such a task IMO. Kate’s needed to make up for Jon’s deficiencies, or overcompensate, to keep the family afloat.
I’m sure if Jon were to go shot somebody, some people would have the temerity to say it was Kate’s fault LOL. Nothing is Jon’s fault, and anything that he fails at from this point forward should be ascribed to the way Kate treated him.Yeah right. Boo fucking hoo, grow up Jon!
July 26th, 2009 at 11:25 am
There’s nothing more pathetic than TWO aging hipsters….
July 26th, 2009 at 11:28 am
Blech, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
July 26th, 2009 at 11:40 am
Aw, lay off Jon. I’ve always been Team Jon. I started watching the show back when it first started and have always wondered how on earth he managed to put up with what he did.
July 26th, 2009 at 11:45 am
lohan looks for attention by any means necessary. it’s more than sad.
July 26th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
HAHAHAHAHA Douche and Doucher!! Seriously these 2 are like Made For Each Other. Hmmm do I smell a reality show brewing??? This is a VH1 level one… right after anything staring the Hogans!!
July 26th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
I really don’t understand why when, a couple splits it is always the males fault. He is always the villian and becomes the major douche bag, while everyone else is treating the girl as the victim and babying her. Honestly the only ‘party’ I feel bad for in the Jon and Kate split, is their children.
I don’t know the couple personally, So I can’t say whether I am team Jon and Team Kate. Because, while Kate would be mean and harsh to Jon when the cameras were on, who is to say that Jon didn’t treat her the same where there were no cameras. But I don’t think its right to say he is a bad guy, or for him to be bashed so much. Like it isn’t right for Kate to be either.
Though I do think it is Lame he is ‘with’ another girl everyone couple of weeks. I think it wouldn’t be in the spotlight if he didn’t have that show with his family. So bleh. Though I do dislike Lohan. Jon I don’t dislike(I really don’t care about either -_-),
and I heard just last week or something Jon and his girlfriend and lunch with Lohan. Now they are best friends? That’s amazing XD I know it takes me awhile before I even call someone my friend, but they sure do make friends fast XD
July 26th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
pale guys should NEVER wear mandals. ever.
July 26th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Jon Gossellin + Michael Lohan Hanging Out = 1/2 of Horrible Monster Kate Gosselin.
Still Team Jon. Nobody knows him. All i have seen is what a heinious bitch Kate was to her husband
July 26th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
this is depressing. i loved jon and kate plus 8 from the beginning…seeing jon turn into this douche and kate turn into kind of a media whore herself just makes me sad. its crazy that they went from living in a ronald mcdonald house as a happy family to a million dollar mansion, in which their marriage and grasp of reality has completely fallen apart. just shows what fame and fortune does to people.
people who hate kate for being a crazy bitch have obviously NEVER spent time around 8 young kids…that situation would turn any sweet woman into a crazed nagging wife.
July 26th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
haha! i was waiting to see what you’d write about these two. i couldn’t believe my eyes when i first saw it. you forgot to mention that they also got dinner with jill zaaaaaaarin and the mayor of southhampton!
July 26th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Ew, forget about them hanging out together. WTF are they wearing?!
July 26th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Speaking of Their Royal Doucheness-es… I vote their new name should be DouDou. Blech! And how long is it until Jon is only voluntarily seeing his kids on Christmas and their birthdays? Poor things!
July 26th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
At least Kate spends time with her kids, where as Jon has been all over man-whoring himself from St. Tropez to Manhattan. He’s disgusting.
July 26th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
I use to be on Team Jon, but not anymore.
Jon sure is making his ex-wife look good. We’ve only seen Kate a few times since they announced their separation, and all of those times, she was with the children.
Both Jon and Kate annoy me, but I’ll take a high strung person over a douchebag any day.
July 26th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
@Shelly: Jon has spent 10 times more time with the kids over the last 6 months. Did you see Kates promotional book tour. She spent very little time at home.
Not a huge fan of Jon, but goodness anything is better for those kids than Kate. Don’t understand how anyone can be Team Kate. She’s horrid to Jon and horrid to the kids. Someone needs to pull the plug on their show and let the kids be kids.
July 26th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
I dont understand why everyone is so pissed at Jon Gosselin. Have you seen his show? HIS WIFE IS A MAJOR BITCH. He deserves to be happy just like anyone else, but he needs to learn how to pick his new girlfriends and friends a little better.
July 26th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Wow Jon Gosselin is hanging with the dumbest dad in Hollywood. I hope Lohan won’t give any parenting tips for the dad.
July 26th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
I, like many others, am sick of hearing about what a bitch Kate was to Jon. If he wasn’t so fucking stupid, maybe she wouldn’t have to tell him what to do all the time. She is better off without him, and she knows it, and he gets the ‘worst father of the year’ award, for sure. And as for him hanging out with Michael Lohan… what can I say? One douchebag deserves another.
July 26th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
I am not on team Kate OR team Jon. They pimped out their family so they could get some extra cash and now it has turned into a circus that is only going to hurt those children. He deserves to have fun because his wife is a nag or a bitch or whatever you want to call her? W T F? HE CHOSE TO MARRY HER AND HAVE 8 KIDS! He should take responsibility for the life he chose to lead. Why is he moving into a bachelor pad in NYC? He has the money to stay close to his children. A divorce does not mean you are “free” and get to act like a frat boy. They both need to get jobs and start setting a better example for their children and if they were any sort of parents start moving out of the spotlight as quickly and quietly as they possibly can and get actual jobs. The world will forget them. I know I will
July 26th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
ew who the fuck hangs out with michael lohan??
July 26th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
He’s clearly going through some form of breakdown … you can tell just from the change in his appearance. The guy’s only 32 and hasn’t been able to have a career (other than TV husband) … That’s bad for a man’s mental health. Eight kids that age would drive the best of people apart and slightly crazy. They need to be ignored – for their own sakes.
July 26th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
As for Michael Lohan … you know he’s thinking “I’m going to help these people navigate this fame thing” LOL … because he’s such an expert.
July 27th, 2009 at 4:07 am
The reason you dont see Kate in the media right now is cause no one cares to see her. she is a bitch who had a plan from the begining she wanted multiples, she wanted a tv show she thinks she is like a racheal ray and that she can become a one woman empire, problem is she has no talent and she isnt likable without the tups no one wouldve cared about her. As for as Jon has always been the better parent, he is calmer with the kids and plays with them. I do think the are both evil human beings that sold out there kids for $. Now alot of people say that they needed to cause they had 8 kids… Well they choose to have fertility treatments that doesnt mean that they should feel entitled to free shit forever.. I cant wait for this family to go away
July 27th, 2009 at 11:24 am
he’s sure making kate look amazing! way to go jon you douche! he needs to get a job pumping gas and stop manwhoring himself. and hanging out with that scumbag, what a loser. when his kids turn18 he can do whatever he wants with his life, but until then he has a commitment and he needs to smarten up.
July 27th, 2009 at 11:35 am
WTF.
Seriously, they all just need to back off. No one cares anymore. And I CAN NOT believe that they are still filming the show! Gross
July 27th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
I love how they have matching flip flops. Wonder if their sleeping bags match for their sleepover later!
July 28th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
AAAHAHAHA i love it. LOOOOOVE IT!!!