Les News, 073109
MC Hammer's cousin busted, J. Love wants 'Twilight', still no deal for Paula
- A friend of Jessica Simpson claims that Tony Romo had a “roving eye” at the end of their relationship.
- MC Hammer‘s cousin is accused of rape.
- Jon & Kate Plus 8 will continue to air future eps, with both Jon & Kate dating other people.
- The release of Michael Jackson‘s autopsy results has been delayed “indefinitely”.
- Jennifer Love Hewitt is desperate to get a part in one of the Twilight films … Ashley Greene better watch her back.
- Yikes! Annie Lebovitz is in danger of losing everything … and I mean EVERYTHING to creditors.
- Brazilian spas look like fun. (NSFW)
- See, beer can really save the world.
- Want to buy the Boston Globe newspaper? It’ll prolly go for real cheap.
- PLEASE tell me you watched last night’s season 2 premiere of The Real Housewives of Atlanta!
- George Clooney‘s new girlfriend likes posing in the nude. (NSFW)
- Scarlett Johansson wears her granny’s outfit to a D&G event.
- Whitney Houston and Robbie Williams will be filling some of the O2 Arena dates left vacant by the death of Michael Jackson.
- Kristen Stewart likes to wear black leather, too.
- Shocker! Lindsay Lohan is hoping to play the Marilyn Monroe part in a remake of Some Like It Hot.
- Dean Cain (Lois and Clark) is 43, J.K. Rowling is 44 (July 31 is also Harry Potter‘s birthday), Wesley Snipes is 47 and HBIC Susan Flannery (Bold and the Beautiful) is 66 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
- Dawn Wells, who played Mary Ann on Gilligan’s Island, is planning to auction off her stuff this weekend — I hope there’s a coconut phone up for sale.
- Wow!
- Paula Abdul still doesn’t have a deal to return to American Idol.





























ugh. I think L.Lo playing Marilyn might just be the worst idea i’ve ever heard.
it would just be awful.
this obsession is getting just a smidge old.
Lindsey would be a terrible Marilyn. She is too obsessed with herself to give enough effort to actually play someone else. Plus, she looks NOTHING like her.
It seems like almost every season of AI there is drama about Paula’s contract or if she will be returning. Its getting old!
Those pics of Clooney’s new gal…. are making me sweat. NICE!
There isn’t even a real idea out there or a script for the Some LIike it Hot. Lindsay is freakin’ ridiculous.
no no no! lindsay CANNOT play marilyn!
i know this is harsh, but who does she think she is able to play a timeless icon like marilyn? thats ridiculous.
nor should megan fox even be CONSIDERED.
an actress to play marilyn should be somewhat new to the game, not tainted like those two who seem self obsessed, and they should be TALENTED.
not a media whore.
phew cant ven believe lindsay can compare herself to M.M!
Ew, Lindsay can’t play Sugar Kane! She’d completely freakin’ ruin the movie. She’d just play herself anyway. I wish people would just stop trying to remake classics. >:|
Not only should Lindsay Lohan never be allowed near a classic role, the idea of remaking Some Lite It Hot is blasphemy. Leave classic films alone and Lindsay Lohan’s untalented media whore self needs to get the idea out of her badly dyed head.
Well said, Katie. ‘Some Like It Hot’ is cinematic perfection – no remake required. And certainly not one with LiLo.