Hold on to your lunches, y’all … word on the street is that Kevin Federline — washed up white rapper, Britney Spears‘s moochy ex-husband and father of her children — is reportedly close to getting his own reality TV series that would feature The Federline and his new ladyfriend Victoria Prince doing whatever the hell it is that they do. I’m not sure that there is really much of a market for a show featuring two mooches living off the alimony paid out by one of the most famous pop stars on the planet but … I’m sure someone is interested … are you?

Words on the block, Kevin Federline will revisit the reality show world. The ex-husband of Britney Spears, who did “Britney & Kevin: Chaotic” in 2005 with the pop star, reportedly is on the verge of signing a deal to star in a new show. Furthermore, E! News shared that Kevin’s girlfriend, Victoria Prince, as well as his two sons with Britney, Sean Preston and Jayden James, will be joining him on the show. “Victoria is a big part of the series,” a source informed E!. “They are not engaged, but she lives with him full-time in his place in Encino.” Victoria is an ex AVP volleyball player who is taking graduate classes in communication online. “Victoria actually quit her entry-level job at Fox Sports in L.A. after meeting Kevin,” the source added. “She’s considering returning to volleyball, but isn’t sure.” Britney, allegedly, has given her seal of approval for her. “They had a meeting face-to-face, when Victoria was home alone with the kids. It was awkward, but Britney was nice,” the source continued. There has been no name, network or confirmation about the reality show yet. However, E! said that VH1 is likely to be the one picking up the series.

Gross. Not only is K-Fed trying to make a career on Britney‘s coattails but now Vicky P. is trying to cash in on the coattails of K-Fed. I can’t think of a more pathetic attempt for fame. On the one hand, I suppose that with this new show comes the hope that K-Fed would actually start making his own money to take care of his children … on the other hand, methinks he’ll do everything he can to try and exploit those kids for his own show. I can tell you right now, this is NOT a show that I have ANY interest in watching … I mean, seriously … would any of y’all watch this garbage?

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