It Might Be Time To Start A Bump Watch For Kevin Federline
Kevin Federline, who honestly looks like he is pregs with triplets these days, made an appearance at the Ryan Sheckler X Games Celebrity Classic over the weekend and horrified employees of the event who couldn’t believe he has put on so much extra weight. I mean, we’ve all seen the photos of K-Fed getting bigger and bigger in recent months but … he just keeps getting bigger — behold:
Kevin Federline turned heads at a California sporting event Monday. But it wasn’t over his golfing skills; it was over his size. At one point at Ryan Sheckler X Games Celebrity Classic, an employee on the grounds saw Federline and remarked, “Man, that’s a belly on him! That’s K-Fed?!?” While other celebrities like Verne Troyer, Frankie Delgado and Josh Henderson participated in competitive activities, Federline, 31, spent some time with girlfriend Victoria Prince sitting on a shaded patio sipping vodka and orange juice cocktails and smoking cigarettes. Federline underwent scrutiny after packing on major pounds last spring. His ex Shar Jackson laughed off criticism. “It’s daddy weight!” she told Usmagazine.com at the time. “When you are a full time parent, sometimes you can’t focus on you. If gaining a few pounds is your only problem, life’s not too bad!”
It’s “daddy weight”??? OMG, that confirms it … K-Fed is gonna birth a litter of babies … which he’ll prolly outfit in Ed Hardy baby diapers! I guess the time really has come to start an official Bump Watch for The Federline.
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July 28th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
SAMCC, Funniest thing I’ve heard/seen aaaaaalllllllllllll day! Thanks Trent!
July 28th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
hehe…
July 28th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Hahaha Bump Watch………LOL I love it!
July 28th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Someone sign him up for Dancing With the Stars… quick.
July 28th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
@ Ohmy – NO! Dancing With the Stars is sort of my guilty pleasure and if K-Fat is on it I will simply not watch it! He just needs to fall off the face of this planet. He totally grosses me out. Where did he get that shirt, JC Penney’s? Sick!
July 28th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
More like that dancing show where they are supposed to lose the weight…dancing your ass off, yes, that’s the name.
July 28th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Exciting News! He’s expecting a 30 pack of miler light! Aww :)
July 28th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
ugh…the fat jokes are old now.
July 28th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
I think this photo answers the question: What ever happened to Emmanuel Lewis. K-Fed gone done and ate him!
July 28th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
lol K-Fug is so gross
July 28th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
The only way that’s “Daddy Weight” is if he ate his 4 kids.
It makes you wonder if maybe he was on drugs before he got custody of Britney’s kids and now he’s had to clean up his act and has porked up in the process.
July 28th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Apparently Jon Goslin and K-Fat are exchanging diet and exercise routines. They’re both fat, ugly sacs-of-shit. Yuck!
July 28th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Breaking news: Kevin Federline eats Britney Spears’ multi-million dollar fortune…and Britney Spears herself.
July 28th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
With all that unecessary money he’s getting from Britney, he nees to get a personal trainer STAT.
That’s not a healthy weight and if he wants to be around for his children’s graduations/weddings etc, he NEEDS to stop packing on those pounds!!
July 28th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
hahahahah, he is going to have a 30 pack that was funny. Thanks Katie for the 30 pack joke
July 28th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Dear Lord. He has his own orbit now.
July 28th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
It’s just a matter of time before we start seeing pictures of him with Jon Gosselin
July 28th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
@Erin…. hahaha… now THAT was funny
July 28th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Wow, that is just crazy! That isn’t just plump, he is on his way to obese! He used to be so thin. Dang.
July 28th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
I wonder if all the above comments would be as hurtful if we were talking about a female celebrity that had gained considerable weight – we’re probably actually be criticising Trent for even posting…hmmm…
July 28th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
He needs to start hitting the gym while he’s still young. He’s gained a considerable amount of weight this past year. That can’t be healthy!! At this pace, he is on his way to being obese. He has all the time (and money) in the world to work-out, so get to it K-Fed.
July 28th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
@C – I don’t think people would be saying things about someone gaining weight, male or female, if they weren’t a leach like K-Fed
July 28th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
@Vicky – So by your logic it’s okay to make fun of someone’s appearance if you don’t like them? I think the comments about K-Fed’s weight are a little mean. Honestly, I don’t really like him either but I think cracking jokes about someone’s appearance are a little petty and rude.
July 28th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
@J – agreed. And we do it regardless of who it is, whether we like them or not.
July 28th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
His ex Shar Jackson laughed off criticism. “It’s daddy weight!” she told Usmagazine.com at the time. “When you are a full time parent, sometimes you can’t focus on you. If gaining a few pounds is your only problem, life’s not too bad!”
you got to be kidding me yeah right
July 28th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Full time parent? Haha that’s a joke! More like he’s a bum with a bunch of nannies paid for by his ex wife. Shar Jackson will say anything to get her butt in the news. How did she say that with a straight face?
July 28th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
i swear thats a reused Shar quote. cause i could have swore she said that back when he first started qaining weight..back when he was the full time parent.
July 28th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Ughhhh. He looks revolting. I cannot believe his girlfriend is cool with him being that fat. Someone needs to give him an intervention NOW.
July 28th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
You know how sometimes you’re like, “wouldn’t it be great if someone paid me to do nothing”?
Well, if this is what happens, I take it back.
July 28th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Shar and Kevin had a plan – for him to hook up with Brit and eventually get her cash … I’m convinced of it. Shar has been far too cool with everything from day one (and she’s still defending him).
July 28th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
@joanne – not every ex is bitter
July 29th, 2009 at 12:05 am
True Nicole – but Shar has done extremely well out of the deal … for the past four or so years, K-Fed would not have paid Shar a cent in child support as he has not worked. Britney is essentially paying to support Shar’s children. Shar and Kevin (their kids) and now Kev’s girlfriend are on Britney’s payroll. If I was Britney … I would be bitter.
July 29th, 2009 at 2:43 am
Bahahaha. Trent I totally heart you.
July 29th, 2009 at 8:22 am
Jeezus Christ, you people are mean. It’s nice to see so many judgemental, close-minded dickheads in the world. You all make the world a better place.
July 29th, 2009 at 8:52 am
@gokarm Just because I do it here doesn’t mean I do it in real life…I don’t. This is like hanging with my friends, being ridiculous & joking around. If you take it seriuosly, why read it? It’s just too silly to take seiously! Do you think Kevin’s reading any of this? No! He’s checking his bank account to make sure Britney paid him!
That said, the one thing I don’t like about our beloved Britney is that she brought this guy into our vocabulary. He is, was & will always be a leech in my book!
July 29th, 2009 at 10:17 am
hahaha K-Fed and J-Goss… won’t that be a pair…
July 29th, 2009 at 10:42 am
@ohmy — Whoops, I think you have a typo … shouldn’t it be “J-Gross”? ;)
July 29th, 2009 at 11:10 am
I guess we know where K-Fat’s alimony is going: In-An-Out Burgers and beer.
July 29th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
J-Gross… that’s great! Did we just become best friends? (I imagine that’s what those two will say to each other when they meet over the Ed Hardy hoodies.)