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A new fan-make movie poster for The Twilight Saga: New Moon is making its way around the Internets and altho it doesn’t nearly resemble anything close to the real thing, it’s fun enough for me to share with all y’all. Some industrious fan with a lot of time and some knowledge of Photoshop managed to take Dakota Fanning‘s Gap (RED) Campaign photo and turn it into a “New Moon” poster:

As y’all should know by now, Dakota plays vampire baddie Jane of the Volturi so this poster attempts to promote her part. It’s not a bad fan creation but mebbe if they had used a more obscure photo it would’ve looked more real. In any event, I’m sure there will be more official promotional materials made available to fans in the coming weeks before the film opens in theaters. Until then, we may also see more fan-make creations like this one.

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Vicky B. and her family of Beckhams were spotted lookin’ none-too-pleased as they made their way out of Madeo Ristorante in West Hollywood, CA last night … oh yeah, and VB was also lookin’ shinier than I’ve ever seen her before … ever:

I understand that Madeo is an Italian eatery that is famous for their pizza … it’s unknown if VB ate any of the pizza or just rubbed her face in it but from the look of these photos, I think we can venture a guess ;) Les Beckhams should be out in force this evening to cheer on patriarch David Beckham as he and his fellow LA Galaxy teammates take on his other fellow AC Milan teammates in competitive play at the Home Depot Center in Carson, CA tonight. I wonder which team the Beckham Bunch will be cheering for. Any guesses?

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Last night David took me out for a night of ballet at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion in downtown LA for a performance of the American Ballet Theater‘s production of William Shakespeare‘s Romeo and Juliet:

Altho he’s not a big Shakespeare fan, David knows that I LOVE Shakespeare so he got me tickets for the performance as my birthday present. I have to say, the performance was very impressive. I’ve never seen Shakespeare interpreted via dance (ie. no words) but the company was quite superb. I don’t know ballet but I know what I like and I really enjoyed last night’s performance. Oh yeah … and all those ballet dancers rock hard butts in those skintight tights weren’t half bad either ;) It was a really great night :)

Afterward, we met up with Sarah, Adriana and her manfriend Etay for drinks at The York in Highland Park …

… where I felt compelled to take fun tho sometimes unflattering mobile phone photos of my dear friends. ‘Twas fun!!! We didn’t stay out to late last night … but late enough for me to get a $60 parking ticket from the city of Los Angeles :( Booooo.

Tonight, Darion and I are going to see the LA Galaxy vs. AC Milan at the Home Depot Center in Carson, CA. My very dear friends Alyson and Alexis had a couple tix to the game that they couldn’t use and graciously gave them to me. David and I got to hang out with them for a little while yesterday to pick up the tickets and to meet in person their darling little daughter Satyana. At only 4 months old, that little princess is already so big! She’s so beautiful … we all had a nice time hanging out together. I’m very excited for the game, I’ll do my best to post photos tomorrow.

• Madonna plans to visit the injured crewman who were involved in her stage accident earlier this week.
• Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler were among the guests evacuated from the Four Seasons Hotel here in Beverly Hills, CA after a bomb scare yesterday.
• Peace the Spork Out goes to Brüno
• David Arquette is very sorry that he called all Latina women “nuts”.
• Rosie O’Donnell wants to dance, the world wishes she wouldn’t.
• The Jackson Brothers may perform in London, the world wishes they wouldn’t.
• Stop He Who Must Not Be Named.
• Ashton Kutcher uses his bare ass to promote his new film.
• Jared Padalecki (Supernatural) is 27, Anthony Edwards (ER) is 47 and Vikki Carr is 69 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Paula Abdul‘s manager insists that she will not return to American Idol.

It is time, once again, to gawk and gander at the Hot Dude of the Week!! This week, our Hot Dude didn’t even have time to get fully dressed before he was selected as the the Hot Dude of the Week as he was snapped while still in the shower … a fact that I don’t think many of you will mind. Say hello to Brandon:

While it is always appreciated that Hot Dudes like Brandon take the time to squeeze themselves into tiny swimwear, I don’t suppose there is much to argue about when we get a pic of the lad not wearing anything at all. True, it’s unfortunate that this pic of Brandon leaves everything to the imagination but, then again, that’s part of the fun ;) Enjoy!!

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In late June, Matthew McConaughey announced to the world on his official blog that he and babymama Camila Alves are expecting their second child together. As you should be well aware, Matthew and Camila welcomed the birth of their first child, Levi Alves, in July 2008 and now the couple are expecting baby #2. Here are a few pics of our first look at Camila out and about showing off baby bump #2:

As you can see, Camila has a tiny little bump … so she must be pretty early in her pregnancy. I seem to recall that she got kinda big when she was carrying Levi last year. I imagine she’ll be blowin’ up soon ;) Matthew and Camila have a great track record for making cute babies so I can’t wait to see the fruits of this new labor. Wouldn’t it be great if they had a little girl? But, to be honest, my guess is they’re having another baby boy. I get the feeling that Matthew McConaughey‘s seed will bring forth lots of male children. Whatever the case may be, I’m looking forward to keepin’ a close bump watch on Ms. Camila Alves.

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Here are a couple photos of Robert Pattinson, of Twilight fame, on the NYC set of his film Remember Me (which has been in production for a couple of months now) carrying around a pink sleeping bag, presumably for a scene in the movie. But, it occurred to me that R. Pattz might just be making his way home with sleeping bag in hand to prepare for an impromptu slumber party … would any of y’all be interested in slumbering with Mr. Pattinson?

Just think of all the fun things you could do with R. Pattz at a slumber party … you could help him do his hair, you could make prank calls to members of the Twilight cast … you could even put his underwear in the freezer if he’s the first person to fall asleep! The possibilities are endless. What other games would YOU like to play if you were able to have a slumber party with Robert Pattinson?

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Last February we learned the fairly shocking news that Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen got engaged to be hitched (even more surprising, we learned the couple had been secretly engaged since last December) but almost as soon as the news broke that the couple were engaged, they seemed to fall off the face of the planet. Rarely have the couple been seen out in public together so, in all honesty, I had forgotten that they were even engaged … fess up, did you remember they were engaged before reading this post? BUT, I came upon new photos of R. Bils out and about here in SoCal yesterday and homegirl was flashing her engagement bling like nobodies biz … I guess she really wanted to remind us that she is really gettin’ hitched:

HMMM … well, at least that’s a nice ring. And as they say, where there’s a ring, there’s a guy with really great taste in jewelry … which still makes the whole Bilson engaged to Christensen thing still seem a bit weird. I gotta say … I never really saw Hayden Christensen as a ladies man … but, well, I guess he is. Seeing this ring on Rachel‘s finger just drives home the fact further that she and Adam Brody will prolly never get back together again :( Ah well … she looks happy. A rock that big would make anyone happy, right?

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AnnaLynne McCord, who currently stars as the bitchy Naomi on The CW series 90210, was spotted enjoying a beach birthday party yesterday in celebration of her 22nd year of life. AnnaLynne partied up with her sisters Angel and Rachel along with a gaggle of friends … here are a few pics:

As far as I’m aware, none of AnnaLynne‘s 90210 castmates made it out for the shindig … but it really didn’t matter cuz AnnaLynne seemed quite happy to frolic and play with her sisters. I assume there was a birthday cake on the premises but there was no indication that it was eaten … at least, not by AnnaLynne. In any event, it appears that a fun time was had by all! Happy Birthday, AnnaLynne!

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