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Last weekend we got to see a few hawt pics of David Beckham and his wife Victoria on holiday in Seychelles Island where they celebrated their 10th wedding anniversary. As you may recall, Becks was all decked out in a tiny white speedo ;) Today, we get to see a few more photos from their Seychellian holiday where Posh and Becks were snapped lounging on a yacht named Gabrielle. I’m happy to report that Becks wore a different speedo on this excursion … behold:

Speedos are normally a serious fashion faux-pas – unless you’re David Beckham, of course. The footballer looked every inch the Hollywood hunk in a snug pair of navy blue Armani trunks last week, during a romantic anniversary trip to the Seychelles with Victoria. The stylish pair, who married ten years ago, were spotted relaxing on board a luxury yacht as it meandered through the Indian Ocean. While David, 34, revealed his tanned, tattooed torso and lean legs, the uber-slim Victoria donned a metallic grey two-piece and wrapped her hair in a towel. Not normally one for flashing her bikini body, the 35-year-old former Spice Girl then covered up in a matching sarong to rub suncream on David’s back … Setting off to explore one of the idyllic nearby islands, the couple even managed to take a few snaps for the family album before returning to their £2,000-a-night villa at an eco spa resort on a private island. “This was quality time without the kids. Even after ten years, they still look great together,” an onlooker told the News of the World. But the jet-setting couple didn’t have too long to relax – they flew back to Heathrow on Thursday, before returning to LA with their three sons the very next day.

Yes, yes … we already saw Les Beckhams arrive in London and we saw them arrive in LA … we even saw Becks getting right back to work as soccer ambassador by hanging out with some soccer kids in SoCal this past Saturday. What we really want is more pics of Becks in his tiny speedo!!! After the jump, check them out …

Earlier today we saw photos of the pregs Heidi Klum taking her baby bump to Broadway to see The Lion King over the weekend and now we get to see a supercute pic of Nicole Richie and babydaddy Joel Madden taking their baby bump to the beach here in SoCal … behold:

Lawd have MERCY, Nicole has gotten big! It’s amazing that the miracle of pregnancy can turn a teeny tiny woman and make her grow exponentially big … in such a short time. I mean, her bump has been comin’ along nicely in recent weeks but BANG! she got all huge all of the sudden. Nic/Joel sure look happy … I bet they can’t wait to welcome their new bundle of joy. So cute!!

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It is being reported that Ryan Reynolds has won the casting battle to play the part of Hal Jordan/Green Lantern in the planned big screen movie adaptation of the comic book hero. It was rumored that both Justin Timberlake and Bradley Cooper were up against Ryan for the role but it looks like Ryan won the role. This makes Reynolds the first actor to play a character from both Marvel Comics (he featured in the Blade series of films and played Deadpool in X-Men Origins: Wolverine) and DC Comics (Green Lantern is one DC‘s big superheroes):

Warner Bros. Pictures has hired X-Men Origins: Wolverine and The Proposal star Ryan Reynolds to play the title role in the anticipated Green Lantern, scheduled for a June 17, 2011 release. Based on the DC Comics hero, the action-adventure will be directed by Martin Campbell (Casino Royale, GoldenEye) and produced by Donald De Line and Greg Berlanti. Berlanti wrote the script with Marc Guggenheim and Michael Green. The Hollywood trades say that Reynolds and his camp entered negotiations for the part Friday, after the studio held two rounds of screen tests, along with actors Bradley Cooper and Jared Leto. Justin Timberlake also did a screen test. The studio had holding options on the actors, but, except for Reynolds, those expired Monday. Reynolds’ option would have expired end of day Friday. Production is expected to begin in January. The “Green Lantern” was created in 1940 by writer Bill Finger and artist Martin Nodell. Introduced in 1959, Hal Jordan is a second-generation test pilot, an ordinary man who was given the power ring and battery (lantern) by a dying alien named Abin Sur. When Abin Sur’s spaceship crashed on Earth, the alien used his ring to seek out an individual to take his place as Green Lantern: someone who was “utterly honest and born without fear.” Reynolds recently starred in Fox’s “Wolverine,” in which he played Wade Wilson/Deadpool. The character is now being developed for a spin-off to which Reynolds is attached. He also played Hannibal King in Blade: Trinity.

As much as I LOVE Ryan Reynolds, I was really pullin’ for Bradley Cooper to get the part. I can totally see Hal Jordan in Cooper … and I was really lookin’ forward to seeing Coop in those tight superhero spandex. Ah well, I guess I’ll just have to settle for Ryan Reynolds squeezin’ his goodies in those superhero spanx. Wait … why was I all upset for again?? On second thought, WOOT!! What do y’all think … is this good news or bad news?

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Today, July 13, was supposed to be the day that the late Michael Jackson was to kick off his comeback tour This Is It at London’s O2 Arena. The original opening night was supposed to be July 8 but that show and the 3 after were pushed back to make the new opening night July 13. What started out as a 10 night stint grew to a 22 night stint and then, eventually, a 50 night stint … and according to Joe Jackson, it was the pressure of 50 dates that added to MJ‘s early demise:

If he were still alive today, his father Joe Jackson says the King of Pop never would have been able to perform at all 50 shows. In a new interview, he tells ABC News his son – who died June 25 at the age of 50 after suffering cardiac arrest – was pressured into too many dates. (The shows were expected to generate $100 million in ticket sales.) “The comeback tour was a good idea, but the wrong idea about it. There were more tours added onto it,” Joe says. “Michael told me himself. That he agreed to 10 shows. But they went and added all these other shows.” Adds Joe, “I was worried about his health because all the shows that I’m seeing — no artist can do those many shows you know, back to back like that,” Joe Jackson said. “And so I knew Michael couldn’t do all those shows.” Longtime friend and sometimes financial advisor Leonard Rowe, no relation to Jackson’s ex-wife Debbie Rowe, also had his concerns. “Michael Jackson was not ready. He was not fit,” Rowe says, “[unless] you can call weighting 110, 115 pounds fit.” But the tour’s producers have said that Michael was in top form and would have had lots of rest during the run, which would have extended through March 2010.

Altho the This Is It Tour will, obvs, not be taking place tonight, an organized group of fans will still make their way to the O2 Arena to hold vigil for the late Michael Jackson:

Hundreds of Michael Jackson fans are gathering outside London’s O2 Arena this evening (July 16), to pay tribute to the self-styled king of pop on the evening he was due to kick off his 50-date ‘This Is It’ tour at the venue. Jackson’s death in June came before he had performed any of the shows in public, and Facebook groups have encouraged those who were due to attend the shows to pay tribute to the star tonight. Many fans have brought candles and personal tributes for Jackson along with them, reports BBC News, and some are writing messages for the star on a special memorial wall in the grounds of the venue. Officials working for Jackson’s ‘This Is It’ residency promoters AEG Live have hinted that footage of the star rehearsing for what he dubbed his final tour may be officially broadcast and released in the near future, though no dates have been confirmed yet. Promoter Randy Phillips told Billboard that the recording features “Some of the most compelling footage in the 21st century”.

It’s sad but I’m convinced that Joe Jackson will be talking about the death of his son for years and years to come to whoever is interested in talking to him. Whether or not he has valid points and concerns, nothing that he says can at all be taken seriously because he looks like nothing more than an opportunist whose only concern is keeping his name in the media spotlight. As for the fans convening at the O2 Arena tonight … I think it is very natural for his fans to want to convene at the sight of his proposed comeback tour. It’s a shame that we will never really know what his show would’ve been like because no amount of rehearsal footage can do justice to the real thing. I’m sure the tributes will continue for some time to come … but tonight’s vigil sounds like a very nice way for fans in the UK to say goodbye.

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Sad news to impart today … according to sources, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo decided to call it quits on the eve of her 29th birthday on July 10. Apparently the couple have been fighting on and off and after Tony refused to participate in a “Barbie & Ken” themed birthday party the couple decided to end their relationship. Jessimo are dunzo, y’all!

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo have called it quits, sources tell Usmagazine.com. A source close to Simpson confirms they broke up the night before her 29th birthday July 10. She was supposed to celebrate with a Ken and Barbie-themed party. (On Simpson’s birthday, Romo spent the night at Los Angeles hot spot My House.) “She canceled her party because of this,” the source tells Us. “She’s doing OK.” Adds a close friend of Romo’s: “It’s been a long time coming.” Still, another source tells Us the volatile couple could always get back together. “They go from one fight right into another, without a second break,” the source tells Us. “It’s always something with Jessica.” Reps for both stars could not be reached.

I mean … yeah. When last we saw Jessimo together here on the blog they were enjoying happier times in NYC back around Valentine’s Day. I do not know Jessica Simpson but I imagine it is difficult to be romantically involved with her. It seems to me that she comes with a lot of baggage not the least of which is her meddling, overbearing father papa Joe Simpson. To be completely honest, I’m surprised that Tony Romo lasted this long. He endured a lot of grief during his tenure as Jessica‘s boyfriend … I guess, in the end, being with her wasn’t worth it anymore. IMHO, he would do better to find himself a less high-profile girlfriend next. I honestly don’t know who would be a good match for Jessica. I guess it’ll, eventually, be up to Papa Joe to decide.

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So … yesterday was a pretty damn fine day, if I do say so myself. After my raucous celebratory night on Saturday, Sunday was the perfect way to spend a relaxing birthday. David and I made our way to Kinara Spa in West Hollywood, CA to get massages and let me tell you … it was divine. My masseur hit all the great spots and worked me out … tho, the 80 mins. flew by so damn fast ;( Twas nice tho.

After we relaxed for a bit, David and I met up with our dear friends Gillian and Tim for a birthday dinner at Prizzi’s Piazza in Hollywood for some pizza … G & T brought me a box of amazing cupcakes for dessert:

They look amazing, right? They taste even better :)

The rest of the evening was spent lounging around our place … it was just a really great day/weekend. Again, thank you all for the warm birthday wishes.

Tonight, David and I are seeing Beyoncé LIVE at the Staples Center. We will be seeing the show from the Diva Stage … right up where all the action takes place. We are both VERY excited. I’ll do my best to snap as many fun pix as I can to share with all y’all tomorrow. I’ll also be tweeting along the way … should be a fun night :)

• Brüno was the #1 movie at the box office this weekend.
• Ryan Seacrest signs a $45 million dollar deal to host American Idol for the next 3 years.
• Matthew Fox swears he’ll do no more TV after Lost ends its run. Promises, promises.
• Will Victoria Beckham film a cameo in the Sex and the City sequel?
• Lily Allen has no problem with posing topless.
• Aaron Hicklin of OUT magazine has no problem with Brüno.
• The 11th season of Big Brother beefs up with beefy guys.
• Giant squid flee the ocean after an earthquake strikes off the coast of San Diego, CA.
• Did Sarah Palin quit her job because she just wasn’t good at it?
• Judge Sonia Sotomayor endures day one of her confirmation hearings to become the next justice of the US Supreme Court.
• Aubrey O’Day becomes a Las Vegas showgirl.
• Lisa Rinna and her lips hit the beach.
• Jesus Luz is jealous of Guy Ritchie.
• Click HERE to see pics from Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan‘s Malibu wedding.
• Tom Cruise lets Katie Holmes get back to work.
• Deborah Cox is 36, Cameron Crowe is 52, Cheech Marin is 63 and Patrick Stewart (Star Trek: The Next Generation) is 69 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Vanessa Hudgens goes from Disney’s High School Musical to playing a hooker who strips in her new film Sucker Punch.
• Richard Hatch, who is currently on house arrest for tax evasion, will NOT be allowed to participate on Survivor: All-Stars.
• It’s officially official! Neil Patrick Harris will host the Emmy Awards this year.

Yesterday we learned the happy news that actors Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan were wed in a well attended but short oceanside ceremony in Malibu, CA Saturday night and today we get to see a photo of husband and wife sharing a sweet kiss as they made their way thru LAX Airport yesterday bound, presumably, for their honeymoon:

Awww … don’t they look so sweet? As much as it pains many of us to think of Channing as a married man, it’s plainly obvs that he is insanely happy and in love with his new wife Jenna. Again, much love and congrats to the newlyweds and here’s hoping they share a long and very happy life together.

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Heidi Klum, who is in NYC these days filming the 7th season of her hit competitive relative TV series Project Runway (but remember that PR season 6 debuts on Lifetime TV on August 20), took a break from her bizzy schedule to hang out with her kiddies. Here are a couple pics of Heidi and her kids (Leni and Henry are pictured but I assume Johan was there as well) making their way to a performance of The Lion King on Broadway last night:

I’m always amazed at how active so many pregnant women are when they are carrying around all that baby bump. I’m not even pregs and all I wanna do is lay around the house … my hat is off to Heidi for not only wrangling her 3.5 children but also making time to take them for a performance of The Lion King as well. King is an amazing show … and, as you can see in the second photo of Heidi with theater actresses Ta’rea Campbell and Tshidi Manaya at the Minskoff Theatre Heidi was wearing a lot less make-up than the other ladies where … and she looks beautiful :) Don’t work too hard now, Heidi. And get to birthin’ that baby already!!

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Amy Winehouse, who has made her home away from home on the beautiful island of St. Lucia in recent months, made a sad return to the UK this weekend. With sad tears in her eyes, Amy emerged from Gatwick airport and made her way back to her London home … lookin’ very sad all the while … behold:

Nobody likes returning to England after a holiday in the sun – but bursting into tears is a bit melodramatic. That’s exactly how Amy Winehouse announced her arrival at Gatwick airport this morning after her eight-month stay on the island of St Lucia. As she was escorted out of the terminal building and into a waiting car, a red-eyed Winehouse, 25, couldn’t contain her emotions at being home. Despite the tears, her spokesperson said: ‘She’s really happy to be back and can’t wait to catch up with family and friends.’ The Back To Black star looked a lot healthier than when she first left for the Caribbean – her once scabby and red skin replaced by a clearer complexion and even the odd freckle. The singer had been staying on the island since Christmas to record her third album. But her wild and drunken behaviour has hardly been music to the ears of the locals – many of whom felt that she had outstayed her welcome. A source said: “She’s been banned from hotels, the bars don’t want her there, and locals see her as a nuisance when she’s drunk. Her friends have all left and gone back home, and her mum and dad couldn’t stay in St Lucia with her as she was acting up too much.” Amy probably thought it was best to come home before she was politely asked to leave the island.

To her credit, Amy looks pretty damn good even with the sad, teary eyes. She got rid of the beehive and looks pretty well put together. While I wouldn’t necessarily discount the reports that she was basically run out of St. Lucia, I think it’s a bit silly to think that anyone was going to ask her to leave. The people of St. Lucia seem pretty chill and accepting. Here’s hoping that Amy doesn’t revert to the dangerous behavior that she tends to engage in when she’s home in London. Just say no, Amy.

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