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Last week we got our first look at the new set of Emporio Armani Underwear Fall/Winter 09/10 ads featuring both David and Victoria Beckham and today we get to check out behind the scenes video from that photoshoot. Here are a few screencaps of Becks doing his thang (lookin’ hot and posing for the camera) on set in Milan, Italy for the Armani Underwear shoot:

Yes … we’ve already seen quite a bit of hawtness today. First we got to see Kellan Lutz almost show off his p33n and then we got to see Jude Law showing off his nips — after the jump, check out video of Becks showin’ off his skivvies …

Cameron Diaz is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of V magazine. In what appears to be an homage to Madonna-meets-Gwen Stefani, Cameron rocks the conical bra (a la Madonna‘s Blond Ambition Tour) and Gwen‘s now-trademark blonde up do hair’do. Here is Cameron‘s V mag cover:

This issue of V magazine has been dubbed The Beauty Issue and Cameron was photographed by fashion photographers Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott in London. For her spread, Cam rocked Prada shorts and boots and, despite the Jean Paul Gaultier-like look of it, the bra was fashioned by the stylist and made from gaffer tape! To be honest, at quick glance … you can hardly tell it’s Cameron Diaz at all. After the jump, check out a few more photos from this pretty cool V photospread …

Jude Law, who has been appearing in a revival of the William Shakespeare play Hamlet in London’s West End Theater District, spent some time singing autographs after one of his performances earlier this week and was spotted wearing a very interesting shirt … a shirt that looks like it was stolen from the closet of Michael Lohan:

OY! As nasty as this shirt looks on most men (see Michael Lohan above), it kinda pains me to admit that it looks kinda hot on Jude. I know, I know … please don’t hold it against me. Jude Law is just a hottie and any peek we get at his physique is welcome in my book. As long as Michael Lohan never, EVER wears this shirt again … I think we can be OK with it … yes? Do we like?

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Earlier this week we got our first look at the new batch of very vibrant, very pink Candie’s promo photos featuring their new spokesmodel Britney Spears. Just when you thought that magenta hay barrels and snow white horses was enough to make your sweet tooth rot, we get to check out a few more promo pics from the set. Here is a cute but incredibly cheesy photo of Brit Brit posing with a Best Dressed trophy:

Oh man … I love Britney and she deffo takes the blue ribbon but for being a cheese ball rather than being Best Dressed ;) Seriously, this new Candie’s ad campaign is so over-the-top … it’s like Lisa Frank puked all over the place and then Candie’s thru in Britney, a horse and other accoutrements. Truth be told, tho … I still kinda love it. After the jump, check out a couple new photos along with a short behind-the-scenes video from the Candie’s photoshoot …

There is a photo that has been making the rounds on Twitter in the past few days that is just way too incredibly hot to not share with all y’all. The photo features Kellan Lutz, of Twilight fame, posing in a very seductive and borderline NSFW way … here is a tease:

It is a photo of Kellan that I have not seen before (believe me, I would’ve remembered) and it is unknown what the photoshoot was for (I doubt it’s a Twilight promo pic). The full size photo shows Kellen pulling down the front of his distressed jeans and it is quite evident that he is not wearing any underwear. After the jump, check out the semi-NSFW full size image for yourselves — be warned: you can see pubes …

So … with my birthday rearing its ugly head in just a few days, David has been putting together a little bday celebration for me and my friends and I’ve been bizzy doing … well, nothing. I figure I’ll get my mourning over and done with before my actual birthday so that I can actually enjoy the day with my friends. On Saturday there’ll be an intimate dinner followed by a fun party. On Sunday, David and I are going to be pampered at the spa. On Monday we are going to see Beyoncé in concert here in LA. Next Wednesday, my BFF Sarah arrives from Detroit and on Thursday and Friday we will be seeing Tori Amos live in concert. Next Saturday David is taking me to the ballet … it’s gonna be a fun week. SOOOOO … I thought it best to mope around the house about turning another year older last night to get it out of my system.

Not sure about plans for today … mebbe a movie, mebbe not. I do have a few chores I need to take care of around the house before all the fun gets underway this weekend. My Friday night will prolly be spent gearing up for the big weekend. Wish me luck.

• Is Michael Jackson‘s body temporarily resting inside Berry Gordy‘s crypt?
• Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi has blocked the Congressional resolution to honor Michael Jackson.
• Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are planning to adopt.
• Emma Watson is hoping that her new college roommate isn’t a fan of hers.
• Jim Carrey is going to be a grandfather.
• Justin Timberlake, Bradley Cooper and Ryan Reynolds are all in the running to play the Green Lantern.
• Which fake gay film are YOU gonna see this weekend?
• Oh yes, I love it when guys wear underwear in the snow.
• Disgusting homophobia continues to run rampant in Texas as two men and their friends were ejected from Chico’s Tacos after the guys shared a kiss.
• Just what exactly was President Barack Obama lookin’ at?
• Banana Republic teams up with Mad Men.
• Click HERE to see more pictures of Hayden Panettiere in Details magazine.
• Megan Fox likes to wear clothes, too.
• Is our dear Britney Spears converting to Judaism?
• Les Beckhams pick up the kiddies.
• Should we be surprised that Lady Gaga blew all of her money on her fugly outfits?
• Jessica Simpson is 29, Adrian Grenier (Entourage) is 33, Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys is 55 and Mavis Staples is 70 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• KISS are planning to release, yet another, new album this Fall.
• Kristin Stewart wants you to know that she is not pregs with Robert Pattinson‘s baby.
• Did you know that The Blair Witch Project, one of my fave movies ever, is 10 years old?

Earlier this week we learned from Trent Reznor that a final batch of Nine Inch Nails tourdates would be announced to close out the Wave Goodbye Tour this August/September … and just a few moments ago, TR announced those tourdates on his official Twitter profile. In a series of tweets, TR announced the concert dates, the ticket onsale dates and the NIN.com presale dates and times. According to Trent, these tourdates are the last ones … for real this time. Here are TR‘s tweets with all the info that is currently available:

8/22/09 ny, ny [bowery ballroom] * tickets available exclusively at nin.com nin.com on sale: 7/17 time: 5:00pm est support: the horrors

8/23/09 ny, ny [webster hall] * tickets available exclusively at nin.com nin.com on sale: 7/17 time: 5:00 pm est support: the horrors

8/25/09 ny, ny [terminal 5] nin.com pre sale: 7/17 time: 5:00pm est on sale: 7/31 support: the horrors

8/26/09 ny, ny [terminal 5] nin.com pre sale: 7/17 time: 5:00pm est on sale: 7/31

8/29/09 chicago, il [aragon ballroom] nin.com pre sale: 7/17 time: 5:00pm cst on sale: 7/31 support: mew

9/2/09 los angeles, ca [hollywood palladium] nin.com pre sale: 7/17 time: 5:00pm pst on sale: 7/31 support: mew

9/3/09 los angeles, ca [henry fonda theater] tickets available exclusively at nin.com nin.com on sale: 7/17 time: 5:00pm pst support: mew

9/5/09 los angeles, ca [wiltern theatre] nin.com pre sale: 7/17 time: 5:00pm pst on sale: 7/31

9/6/09 los angeles, ca [echoplex] * tickets available exclusively at nin.com nin.com on sale: 7/17 time: 5:00pm pst

And that as they say is THAT. Additional support info to follow when we iron it out.

Aside from the festival in Toronto there are no more shows (for real this time!)

All of this info will w/ links will be here: http://tour.nin.com/

Holy effing shizz, y’all! This is it … the last of the Nine Inch Nails tourdates (possibly last EVER)! I am deffo planning on attending as many of these tourdates as possible. I’m hoping to go to all of the NYC dates and all of the LA dates. I am SO incredibly excited … make your plans now … hopefully I’ll see you in NY/LA! Woot!!!

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On Wednesday we got our first look at stills from the upcoming new season of Project Runway, which premieres on Lifetime TV on August 20. On Thursday we got to meet the 16 designers and see their tiny little bio photos. Today we get to see one more promo photo from the show that features all of the designers smiling and posing together in one big group. Say hello to Althea, Ari, Carol, Christopher, Rodney, Gordana, Irina, Johnny, Logan, Louise, Malvin, Mitchell, Nicolas, Qristyl, Ra’mon and Shirin:

These beyotches are all chummy friends in the beginning and then … the claws come out. I can’t wait. We fans of Project Runway have been forced to wait far too long for this new season of the show … I am dying to get the party started. August 20th can’t get here soon enough for me.

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Yesterday I blogged about a movie that I am very excited to see — District 9 which is due out in theaters on August 14 — and today I’d like to share another film I’m really looking forward to seeing. Like District 9, this film promises to be creepier if not outright scarier than you usual Summer flick … it was written by Academy Award winning screenwriter of Juno Diablo Coty, it stars Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen hottie Megan Fox and is titled Jennifer’s Body:

For those of you who are unaware of the premise of this film, Jennifer’s Body tells the tale of a very hot, very popular high school cheerleader (played by Fox) who has a demon inside her that likes to slaughter boys. Yep … that’s about the gist of it. From the promo materials I’ve seen of this flick, it looks really entertaining. It should be also mentioned that Megan Fox gets nekkid in the flick so — what more could you ask for. After the jump, check out the NSFW RED BAND trailer for the film to see what all the fuss is about …