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So … mebbe Paris Hilton can’t live without Doug Reinhardt after all. In a roller-coaster week of break-ups, fights, hook-ups it seems that Pug Dilton may be getting back together. You may recall that Paris issued a statement to People magazine on Tuesday that she had officially broken-up with Doug and then spent her Wednesday night mackin’ on soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo. But now, according to TMZ, Paris may be having second thoughts about that “official break-up” and claim that she went back to Doug last night begging him to take her back. Um … true love wins out?

Paris Hilton traded the Euro for the good ol’ U.S. last night — she spent the evening with Doug Reinhardt. Wednesday night/Thursday early early, Paris hooked up with Cristiano Ronaldo — who can forget our pic of Paris’ ass as she mauled the soccer star? But our spies say last night Paris begged Doug to take her back. She told him she loved him and had made a mistake by breaking up with him. We’re told she was texting him all night and then showed up at his house at 4 AM this morning, banging on his door. Apparently Doug succumbed to her charm … which means he scored.

Please ye gods above and below … thruout the ether of the vast expanse of infinity … let Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt stay together FOREVER! I truly hope that this news of reconciliation turns out to be true because I fully contend that the population of Earth would be much served if Pug Dilton kept their communicable love between themselves. I cannot stress this enough … Paris and Doug are PERFECT and they absolutely DESERVE one another. Please gods … let them keep it together.

This is … good news … yes?

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