Paris Hilton, newly single from ex-boyfriend Doug Reinhardt and separated from rebound fling Cristiano Ronaldo, has made her way to Dubai in the United Arab Emirates in order to extend her nefarious reach into the Persian Gulf. Paris will be doing a Dubai version of her competitive reality TV show My New BFF in Dubai as well as making public appearances at various locales in the city. Paris has been posting photos and tweets to her official Twitter profile … so I thought I’d share some of her messages with all y’all:
I’m Loving Dubai :)
Wearing the Evil Eye to ward off evil.
Salam Dubai means Hi Dubai
I Love Middle Eastern Culture and Fashion, so beautiful!
Camels are so cute! I can’t wait to go on a camel ride. Yay!
Dubai Rocks! :) yay
Um … on behalf of the United States of America to the fine people of Dubai … apologies. Also, if you wanna keep her — she’s yours.
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i hope the camel gets one of those 3 foot long boners while she’s riding it, how cute would that be!
wonk wonk wonk
Maybe she will get caught with some prescriptions that arn’t hers, or something better like cocaine , and they keep her ass for a few years. Seems like every fiber of her being would be an insult to their no tolerence laws.
If that doesn’t happen, KEEP HER!
oh god no! we, the good people of dubai, would love to get paris out of here. interestingly, she isnt staying at the hilton here but at the intercontinental.
I personally hope I bump into her! We need some excitement here in the desert!
please keep her